When my partner and I first started dating we were playing the alphabet game; where you try to fuck in a place Beijing with each letter of the alphabet.

You didn’t have to go in alphabetical order and you could knock of two letters at a time so we planed to drive my van (V) to the park (P) whilst no one would be there and have some fun.

We arrived at the park and as we hoped the only people there were with their dogs very far away from us, and were adults so we didn’t have to worry about any minors copping an eyeful.

We started to fool around and just as I started fucking my partner a water truck drives past, obviously here to work on some water system used on the footy oval. As he passes I’m almost certain he looked into the car window.

We were pretty sure he hadn’t seen anything so we continue. Almost immediately after we hear this guy’s truck and he pulls up right next to us, he had seen us and turned around to be sure of what he thought he saw.

The three of us made eye contact and my partner and I froze like deer in headlights.



Then he smiled and gave us the most enthusiastic thumbs up I had ever seen. We lost it, laughing our asses off as he drove away, day made.