Cap’n No Beard Quest 2019

June 09 2019

Ah yes, Dear Partakers of the Pie, ‘tis time for another Cap’n No Beard Quest. You should all know the rules by now, but for those who may not, here they are: 1: Six (6) questions shall be asked (and in no particular order). 2: A question shall be posted by either myself (or the Cap’n) at 8pm every consecutive evening (starting Sunday 9th June) until all six questions have been posted. 3: The first person to post the correct answer for that particular question shall be awarded 3 points. Appropriate time shall be given for answers to appear so those questers without “instant posting” privileges are not disadvantaged (so it’s important to post your answer straight away). 4: The person accumulating the most points at the end of the 6 questions shall be awarded a bottle of plonk by the Cap’n 5: In the event of a tie, a sudden death challenge shall occur. HOWEVER... As usual, as is Cap’n No Beard’s style, when all the 6 correct answers are put in the correct order, they ALSO reveal the means to solve something else. Be the first to solve THAT, and you shall be awarded a bottle of the Cap’n finest Dom Perignon. Good luck Questers! This be Ob1 and the Cap’n.

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    9

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    23,9,14,14,5,18 W,I,N,N,E,R Winner!! 😊

  • Obi1kenietzsche

    Obi1kenietzsche

    6 years ago

    Annie, “Everyone waiting for 6 right answers...?” There’s nothing quite like a little edging to spice things up my dear! 😈. XXX Obi1

  • beachgal20

    beachgal20

    6 years ago

    Dummkopf!

  • AnnieWhichway

    AnnieWhichway

    6 years ago

    Nein

  • Obi1kenietzsche

    Obi1kenietzsche

    6 years ago

    LMAO! 😂. X Obi1

  • beachgal20

    beachgal20

    6 years ago

    It would have been my reply to the beer swiller hahaha 😂😉 Probably preceded by Nein!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    It's kind of like premature ejaculation; you just couldn't hold it in. Had to spoil the burn and the fun for everyone.

  • AnnieWhichway

    AnnieWhichway

    6 years ago

    Disqualified. Beat the starters gun

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    Sorry, I thought that after the last question we were to guess the answer to the series?! 🙄

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    You have obviously read the Captain's instructions, therefore you clearly read the instruction for the final part of the quiz. You have the acumen to fly a helicopter yet we are to believe you didn't understand the instruction? I think you needed to jump the gun.

  • Obi1kenietzsche

    Obi1kenietzsche

    6 years ago

    Ummm... I’m thinking this incident could arouse the sleeping Peachy if I’m not very careful! But, let’s just wait until the winner of the last question is determined before I consult the Cap’n. For, I might add, at the time of writing this, the last question is STILL IN PLAY! Obi1

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    Nein 9

  • Obi1kenietzsche

    Obi1kenietzsche

    6 years ago

    This Be Cap’n No Beard of the good ship “Amorous Porpoise”. I’s been keepin’ me eye out f’ seven correct answers t’ me larrrrrrst Question, an’ blow me down if I don’t now see’s ‘em in front o’ me! All I now’s have t’ do is wait a wee bit ‘t see if th’ sequence changes due to instant postin’ an’ then we’ll knows who was the seventh correct answer to appear! BUT’s we ‘ave a problem me mateys, as poor ol’ Flyin’ Solo has jump’d th’ gun and posted the secret o’ the hidden quest before I asked f’ it! Yarrrr.... ‘tis a tricky problem f’ the Cap’n indeed as t’ what t’ do! Methinks I needs t’ consult with me parrot Percy an’ then gets back to ye all! So’s sit back all ye questers, an’ have a rum o’ two whilst I sorts this out. Yarrrrr? This be Cap’n No Beard.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    9

  • Obi1kenietzsche

    Obi1kenietzsche

    6 years ago

    Yes, yes, that’s fine, please take your seats! Thank you. QUIET PLEASE!! That’s better! Now, I wish to inform you all that the Captain has consulted with Percy the Parrot and has made the following determination: Ruling in accordance with the Pirates Code for Questing, section 4, paragraph 2.1: “The Captain has the right to make determinations in regards to all questing issues without fear or favour from participating Questers, or any other person, howover persuasive, hot, or cranky, they may be” Therefore it is determined: Although the original wording of the Quest announcement and rules by the OP may be interpreted as indicating that Questers may be able to post the answer to the underlying hidden quest at any time using the 6 correct answers to the pending six questions, IT IS ALSO, HOWEVER, quite obvious that in order to answer the last question, the Quester must have read the post that the final question was embedded in, a post which clearly stated that that Questers were NOT to post their answers in regards to the hidden quest until the Captain had asked them to do so. As the Captain had not asked Questers to commence posting in their answers to the hidden quest at the stage when the Quester posted the answer to that section of the quest, the Quester cannot be awarded any price in relation to that section of the quest. So, I’m sorry, Flying Solo, under this determination, you can’t be awarded the bottle of Dom Perignon. BUT. Even though the hidden quest has prematurely been solved, the Captain has decided that the bottle of Dom still needs to be awarded, and in a fair way. SO.... one (1) FINAL additional question will be asked at 8pm EST TONIGHT (Sat 15th June). Whoever is the THIRD person to correctly answer this final question correctly shall win the bottle of Dom. Expect something tricky and so wear something naughty! Obi1 Cap’n No Beard (and Percy the Parrot)

  • beachgal20

    beachgal20

    6 years ago

    Nothin worse than a party bein spoilt....I think a cap'n maybe a new skewed question eh....Nein? Flying Solo..... You better go hide as Annie might now have her gun ready afte all!!! Happy Saturday people xx

  • AnnieWhichway

    AnnieWhichway

    6 years ago

    For ma gun. But let's rustle up a nice sisal rope for his neck and make a tree ornament. I'm sure the good Capt'n be partial to a good swinger.

  • intheswing

    intheswing

    6 years ago

    Nein

  • beachgal20

    beachgal20

    6 years ago

    Gotta luv your attitude and thoughts Annie .....I can do basic knots, the rest is up to you! 😂😂

  • Obi1kenietzsche

    Obi1kenietzsche

    6 years ago

    Given that the answer to the hidden quest was revealed (inadvertently or otherwise), it has been decided to ask another final question in order for someone to win the Captains bottle of Dom. To do this you must be the THIRD to answer this following question (which is made up of of 5 (five parts). You must correctly answer all five parts in your answer or it won’t be counted. 1. What does this particular pirate say to Scarlett and Giselle on the island of Tortuga in relation to his vessel? 2. What colour was Giselle’s hair? 3. What was the name of the pirate that once bought both Scarlett and Giselle at an auction? 4. What did this pirate pay for them at the time? 5. What does a certain pirate called Mr Gibbs like to sleep with clutched to his chest? Good luck Questers! Obi1

  • AnnieWhichway

    AnnieWhichway

    6 years ago

    Internet working ok? Still on dial-up?

  • AnnieWhichway

    AnnieWhichway

    6 years ago

    All meets cancelled, (yes the budgie died again), kicking back on the couch on a Saturday night, waiting for the dubious Obi and captain to appear and jerk our emotions around in some hairbrained scheme.Doesn't get better than this.....

  • Obi1kenietzsche

    Obi1kenietzsche

    6 years ago

    The other various winners (to date) in relation to (1) the plonk of choice prize and (2) the nights accomodation, shall be posted later tonight! Obi1

  • beachgal20

    beachgal20

    6 years ago

    Sorry to hear it's dead again....I'm awaiting a date I fear is still asleep....... PERCY!!!

  • Libertine001

    Libertine001

    6 years ago

    Can we guess what time they will arrive.

  • Libertine001

    Libertine001

    6 years ago

    8.36pm

  • beachgal20

    beachgal20

    6 years ago

    I see that there are no questions when I posted and replied to Annie- now I see the fn question posted but Internet delay.. I'm not after the prize, just a fricking wifi that works lol... So now at 8.18 I see multiple questions....good luck to whoever saw and wins Thanks Cap'n and Obi for some light relief xx

  • AnnieWhichway

    AnnieWhichway

    6 years ago

    Same time l got them. Some questions just won't Google. Not watching the movie. Not giving him that pleasure....

  • Obi1kenietzsche

    Obi1kenietzsche

    6 years ago

    But it won’t help none if some ‘o ye’ answered be Wong now will it lass? 😉 Xx Cap’n No Beard.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    Sorry for the ‘premature participation’ earlier, I don’t see any answers yet so here they are for whoever wants to copy and paste. If there’s any posts that are delayed and mine pops up on 3rd place, then please Captain.. pass Ye Olde bottle of Dom to the next quester Cheers. 1. Tell me ladies what do you know of sea turtles. 2. Blonde 3. Marquis D’avis 4. 700 pieces of silver and two goats 5. His teddy bear

  • AnnieWhichway

    AnnieWhichway

    6 years ago

    1. Tell me ladies what do you know of sea turtles. 2. Blonde 3. Marquis D'avis 4. 700 pieces of silver 5. Pigs

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    1. Tell me ladies what do you know of sea turtles. 2. Blonde 3. Marquis D'avis 4. 700 pieces of silver 5. Pigs

  • beachgal20

    beachgal20

    6 years ago

    Given that the answer to the hidden quest was revealed (inadvertently or otherwise), it has been decided to ask another final question in order for someone to win the Captains bottle of Dom. To do this you must be the THIRD to answer this following question (which is made up of of 5 (five parts). You must correctly answer all five parts in your answer or it won’t be counted. 1. What does this particular pirate say to Scarlett and Giselle on the island of Tortuga in relation to his vessel? That it is magnificent and fierce and huge- ish..and it's gone 2. What colour was Giselle’s hair? Blonde, however she was truly a redhead I believe 3. What was the name of the pirate that once bought both Scarlett and Giselle at an auction? Marquis D'avis 4. What did this pirate pay for them at the time? 700 pieces of silver and 2 goats 5. What does a certain pirate called Mr Gibbs like to sleep with clutched to his chest? Pistol Good luck Questers! Obi1

  • AnnieWhichway

    AnnieWhichway

    6 years ago

    A very obvious cut and paste......

  • beachgal20

    beachgal20

    6 years ago

    My internet dropped out as I posted and now I see lots of replies....anyway, I stuffed up 2 questions.... Annie- add 2 goats to the silver! Cheers all Xx

  • AnnieWhichway

    AnnieWhichway

    6 years ago

    Quoting 'CucknShells' You are the naughty one and need a good smack. According to Private.famdom.com they are the correct answers. Shells We grab the sisal rope and swing Ono....

  • beachgal20

    beachgal20

    6 years ago

    Gibbs slept with a pig and not pistol

  • AnnieWhichway

    AnnieWhichway

    6 years ago

    Obi too as well as Ono. She caused soooo much trouble

  • Obi1kenietzsche

    Obi1kenietzsche

    6 years ago

    It seems we don’t have a recipient f’ me plonky prize just yet! But I can feel it a comin’ yarrrrrr! This be Cap’n No Beard!

  • Obi1kenietzsche

    Obi1kenietzsche

    6 years ago

    I love th’ way ye thinks ’ me dear, but it I who does th’ smackin’ Yarr! Is fandom sort of like fendom? Mmmmm? An’ ye still not be correct with all ye answers lass! Cap’n No Beard

  • beachgal20

    beachgal20

    6 years ago

    Ya kidding....I don't trust my wee wifi speed nor me, so, I wish all Ya hearties tha best 😝

  • AnnieWhichway

    AnnieWhichway

    6 years ago

    1.Tell me ladies what do you know of sea turtles. 2. Blonde 3.Marquis D'avis 4.700 pieces of silver & 2 goats 5.Pigs

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    1. That it is magnificent and fierce and huge- ish..and it's gone 2. Blonde 3. Marquis D'avis 4. 700 pieces of silver and 2 goats 5. Teddy bear Pistol

  • Obi1kenietzsche

    Obi1kenietzsche

    6 years ago

    Thank ‘e f’ your offer Flying Solo, that be very generous of ye’ buts ye’ don’t have all the answers correct yet either! Yarrrrr... Cap’n NB

  • Obi1kenietzsche

    Obi1kenietzsche

    6 years ago

    Mayhaps some one has indeed put it all together by now! But who could it be? We needs the third person ‘t post it! Yarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! Cap’n No Besrd

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    All of this pales to utter insignificance in light of the fact that my ship is once again gone!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    1. Tell me ladies what do you know of sea turtles. 2.  Blonde 3. Marquis D'avis 4. 700 pieces of silver & 2 goats 5. Pigs

  • AnnieWhichway

    AnnieWhichway

    6 years ago

    1. That it is magnificent and fierce and huge- ish..and it's gone 2. Blonde 3. Marquis D'avis 4. 700 pieces of silver and 2 goats 5. Teddy bear

  • AnnieWhichway

    AnnieWhichway

    6 years ago

    Still think it's pigs

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    1. That it is magnificent and fierce and huge- ish..and it's gone 2. Blonde 3. Marquis D'avis 4. 700 pieces of silver and 2 goats 5. Teddy bear

  • Obi1kenietzsche

    Obi1kenietzsche

    6 years ago

    You want to know what I think? Obi1

  • beachgal20

    beachgal20

    6 years ago

    1. That it is magnificent and fierce and huge- ish..and it's gone 2. Blonde 3. Marquis D'avis 4. 700 pieces of silver and 2 goats 5. pistol Amen!!!

  • AnnieWhichway

    AnnieWhichway

    6 years ago

    Quoting 'Obi1kenietzsche' You want to know what I think? Obi1 Lay it on me Obi 1

  • beachgal20

    beachgal20

    6 years ago

    Put us out of our misery Ye Scoundrals

  • Obi1kenietzsche

    Obi1kenietzsche

    6 years ago

    I think Annie just snagged a bottle of Dom, that what I think! So! Unless the posting order changes due to delays in appearing the results from this Cap’n No Beard’s Quest are as follows: Winning the most points of the initial quest (and thus winning a bottle of her favourite plonk) was: Annie! Being the 7th person to answer the last scheduled question (and thus winning a nights accomodation at the hotel of his choice) was: The Envoy! And finally, in a dramatic and slightly ramshackle finish, the third person to post all the correct answers to the enforced additional question (and thus a bottle of the Captains Dom Perignon) was..... Annie (again!). These results will be checked again to be sure but at this stage it looks like Annie is going to be mighty pissed at the next meet and greet she attends! Lol! Well done to all of you out there for being such great participants of this latest quest. A special mention to the lovely couple who messaged me privately half way through (with the correct answer to the secret quest) simply to let me know they had already decided to keep it to themselves in the interests of keeping the quest alive! 😊. Buggered if I know how they guessed the answer (very clever of you!) but thank you Guys 😘. I shall be contacting all the winners by message to arrange their prizes and give them the details of how to collect them. The Cap’n will also want to say something as well (yawn!) but that will come latter! Xx Obi1

  • Obi1kenietzsche

    Obi1kenietzsche

    6 years ago

    As you obviously have a fascination with pistols (for some reason) instead of teddy bears, I will ask the Captain to send you down a water pistol so you can squirt all the guys perving on you when at the beach! 😂. Xx Obi1

  • beachgal20

    beachgal20

    6 years ago

    Haha...I don't have a fascination for them at all...I've obviously lost the plot...I love teddy bears as they keep me company in bed... However a water pistol never goes astray yaaaaarrrrr xx

  • beachgal20

    beachgal20

    6 years ago

    Well done Annie!!

  • AnnieWhichway

    AnnieWhichway

    6 years ago

    Thanks Obi and Captain. I request the bottle of Dom go to Shells. I copied paste her answer so credit to her. I'm happy with my 44 gallon barrel of rum. Hope they deliver.... Thanks Beachgal, x

  • beachgal20

    beachgal20

    6 years ago

    Lol good on Ya 😂

  • intheswing

    intheswing

    6 years ago

    Congratulations Annie and thank you CAP’N was a bit of fun and not realised before there can be a lag in post that not always instant you can put up a post and next thing find another couple or more post are there in front of you making you like you have not been paying attention, the cap’n has obviously come across this before The first 2 days we could not post and had to RHP to fix that up Thanks again

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    Quoting 'CucknShells' You deserve it. I copied singles guy answer in the end. Plus it would be wasted on me as I don’t drink. Thank you Captain and Obi. You have done a great job. Shells. I was going to triple post but thought that may have put the cat amongst the pigeons, and decided it would not be sporting, and it was getting damn late to wait for someone else to post the correct answer, so said "Bugger it" I will know the winner tomorrow :-)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    Happy household here.

  • MsJonesy

    MsJonesy

    6 years ago

    It will be a pissed household soon 🥂😈

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    Three quatrains followed by a couplet

  • sparkieguy

    sparkieguy

    6 years ago

    here are fourteen lines in a Shakespearean sonnet. The first twelve lines are divided into three quatrains with four lines each. In the three quatrains the poet establishes a theme or problem and then resolves it in the final two lines, called the couplet. The rhyme scheme of the quatrains is abab cdcd efef.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    Well, if the pattern is that the question number is also the answer as with #5, I will guess that 3 be thy answer to question #3

  • AnnieWhichway

    AnnieWhichway

    6 years ago

    If guys can't keep up with posts, any wonder they can't read profiles......

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    12 lines the Shakespearean sonnet has

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    An 3 is 14...I love shakesy

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    Damn ... I'm late .... :) .... Aarrghh .... X

  • Obi1kenietzsche

    Obi1kenietzsche

    6 years ago

    You so are! But thank you so much for popping in anyway! 😍😍😍. Unfortunately the Cap’n is away on some nefarious activity somewhere down in NSW, so I’m holding the fort (treehouse) in his stead. But for an update to all you newly arrived Questers above... thank you for your recent answers, but unfortunately your posts must have been bouncing around the globe via satellite for ages as the Cap’n No Beard quest for this year has been completed (you had better keep your eyes open for the next one!). The winners will be contacted as soon as the Cap’n gets back and contacts all the winners (shouldn’t be long guys!). I believe the next Quest will be quite something, it will be very very tricky, but with a HUGE prize up for grabs at the end, so stay tuned Questers! Obi1

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    Hi there

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    Bringing ut the inner PIRATE by changing my name for awhile...CapnPugwash

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