touch screen hickups

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  RHP User

  12 years ago

  Sent out a work email to 600 + people where one word auto corrected to orgy.....all the boss said was "I think we're going to need a bigger room" lol - Posted from rhpmobile

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  RHP User

  12 years ago

  Always auto corrects thought to throb - Posted from rhpmobile

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  RHP User

  12 years ago

  I was discussing a threesome with a guy and I said I could sit on his cock while she would shit on his face. He sent back a text saying wtf? You said you weren't into scat! I had to re read it a few times before I spotted that typo - Posted from rhpmobile

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  MissBishere

  12 years ago

  I sent an email last week to my boss and it autocorrected a word to tongue lashing.... He was so confused he rang me and asked who I was giving a tongue lashing to.... I couldn't speak for 20 minutes as I cried with laughter...

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  sweetgem

  12 years ago

  Luckily I have a habit where I always proof read my writing before hitting the send button lol it's a career habit which saves my everyday living a lot of trouble and embarrassment. I once sent an email to one of my best friends calling her darl, but the stupid autocorrection changed it to DARK lol my friend pissed laughing her head off when she replied to my email lol - Posted from rhpmobile

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  RHP User

  12 years ago

  I'm still wondering what you meant by "Funk it sits me when I nearly win. I think I need to flop the nuts more often" On the other thread...

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  RHP User

  12 years ago

  God I love autocorrects, my phone has a dirtier mind than me!! Nobody bats an eyelid when my phone does it because everyone is used to filthy stuff from me. I have a bad habit of sending messages to the wrong person, I was sexting with this guy once and then my friend text me at the same time and I ended up sending my reply to her...I think it was something along the lines of my pussy tasting fantastic at the time, lol. I thought I ended up sexting my mum once too but I think it was a phone glitch, she said she didn't receive anything from me. Phew!!

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  RHP User

  12 years ago

  Quoting 'Meander' I'm still wondering what you meant by "Funk it sits me when I nearly win. I think I need to flop the nuts more often" On the other thread... It is a poker term. The nuts is a top hand, when the flop as in the three cards first turned over, if the two you have in your hand and the three on the table make a really good hand. so there I am thinking yippie I have flopped a monster hand, and some prick beats me I have king high and they might have ace high kinda stuff.

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  RHP User

  12 years ago

  Changes haha to gags. - Posted from rhpmobile

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  Lifes_great

  12 years ago

  You've got awesome patties!

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  RHP User

  12 years ago

  Quoting 'Lifes_great' You've got awesome patties! around my ankles

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