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Coffee or Sex?
January 28 2013
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RHP User
13 years ago
hahhaha yes I think you have lol
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RHP User
13 years ago
The most interesting question is, then what happened??? lol
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RHP User
13 years ago
It's worked for me before... For me there is something real seeeeeeeeexy about COFFEE and SEX, they just go hand in hand...I love it.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Are the most effective, especially when they're original and you're only kidding (with a slither of hope that it could be reality).
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RHP User
13 years ago
Nice work.. though you'll sound more generous if you use the word AND instead of OR..Just sayin'
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'OneEmerald' The most interesting question is, then what happened??? lol SEX then COFFEE???ofCOFFEE then SEX???
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RHP User
13 years ago
For a minute there I thought this was going to be Sophie's Choice type hypothetical.
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RHP User
13 years ago
...and she said yes to both. The sex was free but she wanted $300 for the coffee......and I had one hour to drink it.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Brewed after extracting them from the poop of monkeys who eat coffee beans?
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'OneEmerald' The most interesting question is, then what happened??? lol The thing is - I don't actually drink coffee......
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RHP User
13 years ago
...just to froth my latte so I ran across the street to Starbucks, I'd never pay that much for coffee! If you want to hit her up for that Poop Shoot Expresso......I'm sure she'll charge you extra.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'Philosopherpoet' Quoting 'OneEmerald' The most interesting question is, then what happened??? lol The thing is - I don't actually drink coffee...... You can't say something like that on here and then not spill the beans!
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'DontLookDown' ...just to froth my latte so I ran across the street to Starbucks, I'd never pay that much for coffee! If you want to hit her up for that Poop Shoot Expresso......I'm sure she'll charge you extra. ...Poop Shoot Expresso I've heard, especially the Highlands... altitude, temperature etc.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Well shit , all I gave you was a tea seems fair enough to me
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playful4u
13 years ago
It shows confidence with a sense of humour, well played
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Cheekyarses
13 years ago
Classic!! Love it
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RHP User
13 years ago
Awesome! A sense of humour is a very sexy thing!
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RHP User
13 years ago
so wonderful coffee or sex will keep this in mind.But hey which super expensive pussy did you pick up DONTLOOKDOWN she must have had a pussy out of gold.WOW hope you got you moneys worth.
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RHP User
13 years ago
and tea.I always ask ever so politely''coffee tea or me''...note to self,must pop down to the shop this morning.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Depending on how early in the day it is, (i.e., if the sun is still up), I could generally use a coffee first.
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RHP User
13 years ago
She opted out of coffee: 1) You dont drink it 2) The price for a coffee in Perth is outrageous........
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RHP User
13 years ago
Wonderfully innocent and wicked, what a winner!
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wingman2014
13 years ago
Great line If she seems offended you just laugh it off as a joke . Your still in front as she see's that you have a cheeky sense of humour.if she chooses sex.... Jackpot- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
13 years ago
chocolate/coffee flavoured body paint .... it would be BOTH for me. But I'm greedy ;-)- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
13 years ago
My answer to the question would depend on the time of day for me, and how long since my last coffee.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'blond_gypsy'My answer to the question would depend on the time of day for me, and how long since my last coffee i had my last one, about an hour ago and coffee this morning
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RHP User
13 years ago
That line would have totally worked with me :D Nicely done!
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RHP User
13 years ago
I met a guy on a dating site for a potential relationship. He was not right for me but we got on ok. I can't remember how it happened but we ended up at his house (I think I had to get my car as he drove) and he was idly chatting about general non sexual stuff and showing me a book he was interested in. I had a few thoughts and was thinking... I am super horny, I wonder if he is going to hit on me. Well he didn't. I kept making subtle hints for about 10 minutes which he just didn't get. In the end I just said..."how about we fuck".... his response "oh ok".
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RHP User
13 years ago
OP we're still waiting...
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RHP User
13 years ago
That is a great line. I will try it sometime. Thanks for that Philosopher Poet.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'OneEmerald' OP we're still waiting... ...Well, she did ask REALLY nicely for the sex option and so I provided what I could on that front.....Then she wanted to go and see the Koala bears in Yanchep National Park.....THE LIBERTY of it!!!!Danny xx
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RHP User
13 years ago
Sounds like a great day, sex at yours and koalas. Hahaha!
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