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Everything about Easter spells out SEX, SEX and more SEX!! Easter derives from Middle English word 'ester,'...
Christina Miller | March 27 2013
Why you should be having more sex during Easter?
Everything about Easter spells out SEX, SEX and more SEX!! Easter derives from Middle English word 'ester,' an ancient pagan goddess of SEX also known as Ishtar.
In fact in the ancient temples on the earliest Easter Sundays, the ladies would come to the temple naked with only their Easter bonnets on. To add to this, we have our sweet little Easter rabbit, well we all know what bunnies are famous for…..
Here are a few reasons why you should be having more sex during Easter:
1. Easter Bunny
This cute, fluffy creature is the symbol of fertility as they are one of the most rapidly pro-creating animals. Let’s then do what the rabbits do and do it better since we are obviously RHP members and we have the best credentials in town to do our bunny proud.
2. End of summer/ Long weekend
End of summer is around the corner and we should send it off with blast and what better occasion other than this long Easter weekend? Call in all the help from all your RHP friends and throw a party to farewell summer. Why not invite some of your horny bunny buddies over and go on a group Easter egg hunt? Here is how to:
Instead of chocolate eggs, up the stakes in your hunt by hiding something sexier, like sex toys. It could be flavored lube, edible undies, a strap-on, cuffs or special love notes with instructions what is expected of him/her on Easter weekend. Whatever tickles your fancy and gets your tail wagging will make your hunt that much more exciting. You might find yourself eating something even tastier than chocolate at the end of it...
3. Chocolate
We all know that there is a link between the cocoa bean and sexual desire, and yes we all love chocolate so if it’s going to pick up the mood, why not have some…. There is also so much you can do with chocolate:
Don’t buy those cheap tasteless bunny-shaped chocolates from this supermarket this year; make yourself the tasty treat! Melt some delicious chocolate (or use chocolate body paint) and drip it all over each other, picking your favorite body parts to have it all licked off from. If you’re feeling a little guilty about over-indulging on the sweets, finish off with a long, hard cardio ‘pump’ workout to really get your heart rates soaring.
4. Playboy Bunny outfits
Dress up for the occasion and dust off those fluffy white cotton-tails and bring out your cute and sexy little bunny costumes, complete with rabbit ears and a bouncy personality. Are fluffy tails and Playboy-esque costumes a bit too tame for you? If you like it a bit more hardcore then bring out your latex body suit and a whip to match. Force your partner to lick the melted chocolate off your boots and be your submissive little bunny for the day. It’ll be a hot surprise for your naughty pet and make this Easter one to remember for both of you.
Happy Easter, you cute little horny bunnies you!!!!!
In fact in the ancient temples on the earliest Easter Sundays, the ladies would come to the temple naked with only their Easter bonnets on. To add to this, we have our sweet little Easter rabbit, well we all know what bunnies are famous for…..
Here are a few reasons why you should be having more sex during Easter:
1. Easter Bunny
This cute, fluffy creature is the symbol of fertility as they are one of the most rapidly pro-creating animals. Let’s then do what the rabbits do and do it better since we are obviously RHP members and we have the best credentials in town to do our bunny proud.
2. End of summer/ Long weekend
End of summer is around the corner and we should send it off with blast and what better occasion other than this long Easter weekend? Call in all the help from all your RHP friends and throw a party to farewell summer. Why not invite some of your horny bunny buddies over and go on a group Easter egg hunt? Here is how to:
Instead of chocolate eggs, up the stakes in your hunt by hiding something sexier, like sex toys. It could be flavored lube, edible undies, a strap-on, cuffs or special love notes with instructions what is expected of him/her on Easter weekend. Whatever tickles your fancy and gets your tail wagging will make your hunt that much more exciting. You might find yourself eating something even tastier than chocolate at the end of it...
3. Chocolate
We all know that there is a link between the cocoa bean and sexual desire, and yes we all love chocolate so if it’s going to pick up the mood, why not have some…. There is also so much you can do with chocolate:
Don’t buy those cheap tasteless bunny-shaped chocolates from this supermarket this year; make yourself the tasty treat! Melt some delicious chocolate (or use chocolate body paint) and drip it all over each other, picking your favorite body parts to have it all licked off from. If you’re feeling a little guilty about over-indulging on the sweets, finish off with a long, hard cardio ‘pump’ workout to really get your heart rates soaring.
4. Playboy Bunny outfits
Dress up for the occasion and dust off those fluffy white cotton-tails and bring out your cute and sexy little bunny costumes, complete with rabbit ears and a bouncy personality. Are fluffy tails and Playboy-esque costumes a bit too tame for you? If you like it a bit more hardcore then bring out your latex body suit and a whip to match. Force your partner to lick the melted chocolate off your boots and be your submissive little bunny for the day. It’ll be a hot surprise for your naughty pet and make this Easter one to remember for both of you.
Happy Easter, you cute little horny bunnies you!!!!!
