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What your favourite drink says about you:

Like your clothes, your job or your car, the drink you order at the bar tells people a great deal about your personality. "What does it say, exactly" I hear you ask. Well depending on what you’re poison of choice is, you could be letting the world in on anything from personality traits to your sexual idiosyncrasies! So, you’d best have a scan through the following list and see what you’re saying when you’re sippin’.

Martini: If you're a guy, you're trying to impress (and it's probably working). If you're a girl drinking a dirty martini, you're a hot mess: the dirtier and messier, the hotter.

Heineken: You're easy going, laid back, and at home at a sports bar. If you're a girl, you know how to hang with the guys.

Vodka Cranberry: When in doubt, you stick to what you drank in your uni years.

White wine: You're definitely a woman. You're possibly a little uptight.

Whiskey, neat: You're hot; regardless of gender. You are highly confident and sure about yourself. You follow your instinct and believe in your ability. It’s also likely that you’re hot in bed!!

Margarita, on the rocks: You've decided to have a good time tonight. You’re getting laid and that’s all there is too it.

Long Island Iced Tea: You are a person of character; you do what’s right and this quality endears you to the opposite sex. You’ll have fun tonight and so will everyone around you!

Jello Shots – You hate the taste of liquor but you love to get drunk.

Vodka Tonic – You care more about your body than the party. If you;re a chick, not so surprising... if you’re a guy... bit weird.

Red Bull and Vodka – You like things extreme! You’ve probably had a crack at anal sex... pardon the pun.

Cosmo – Girls, you’re uptight, chatty, annoying and you think you;re doing a guy a favour when you sleep with him. You consider yourself quit the catch. Cosmo guys... there are no cosmo guys on record.

Tequila for guys – You don’t care how you get the Mexican madness inside you, whether it’s a shot, a margarita, or off some large woman’s tit, it all means the same thing – party.

Tequila for women – Drinking tequila is like holding a sign saying I’m a fun chick. You’re wild, fun, sexy, and every guy at the bar is watching you. Even though you are announcing that you are open for business, it’s going to take a real man to keep up with you.

Gin – A gin drinker is like a vodka drinker but with a little extra hair on their balls... this is even true of the ladies.

Rum Straight – You’ve a pirate.

Rum and Coke – You’re simple. You don’t need anything fancy to have a good time. Actually, rum and coke is fancy for you. You’re typically a beer drinker but tonight you are going to get a little wild.

Mojitos – The bartender is dating your ex... so it’s Mojitos all night.

Scotch – You’re not much of a risk taker. You’re very much a person of routine and don't like it when things become disorganised. You might get bored, yet you will stick to what you know because it offers security.