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Sex tourists say - 'Have pie... will travel"Girls – when you dream of Australia is your mind filled with hulking great lifesavers and hot mouth to mouth...

RedHotPie Editor | September 21 2007

Sex tourists say - 'Have pie... will travel"

Girls – when you dream of Australia is your mind filled with hulking great lifesavers and hot mouth to mouth sessions? Fellas - who among us hasn’t thought about an oily slap and tickle session with the Minogue sisters? Couples – we know about those sexy little encounters you’ve been fantasising about, swinging to far away lands, meeting like minded couples and shagging their brains out! Well RedHotPie.co.uk want’s you to not only acknowledge these inter-social urges, we’re here to help you to realize them!

It’s beginning folks; the exchange is underway! The Aussies’ are thirsty for a taste of the motherland, while the Brits are heading down-under to sun their bones and see ‘emselves a real live croc. Last year almost 100,000 travellers criss-crossed the skies between the UK and Oz, and that makes for one pretty big culture-clashing love-fest.

And do you know what else both parties are looking to do while on vacation? I’ll give you a couple of hints… it’s safer than a London curry and it’s more exciting than patting Skippy. Did you guess? That’s right; we’re talking about red hot, international hook-ups baby, yeah!

So there it is; it’s happening… you know it, we know it, so let’s get down to the sweaty business at hand. Why drop all that cash going half way round the world only to spend your vacation trying in vain to meet someone as horny and as willing as you? Don’t these fools know you’re on a schedule? Places to see, people to do!
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Enter RedHotPie.co.uk; as the internationally recognised arbitrators of all things smokin’, we’re here to help you help yourself… give a man a fish and what not. So now that RHP is operating across the board throughout the UK and Australia, why not get your little friend search cracking right away? Jump online now at redhotpie.co.uk or redhotpie.com.au and start wading through the possibilities; with a sufficient head start you should be shagging foreigners before you can say ‘G’day guv’.

With RHP’s extensive ability to specify regions, physical attribute’s and interests when looking for a play date, you can meet and greet good sorts in all the ports before you’ve left home.

After a blonde-haired role-play fan in Lambeth… how about a tall beachy sort in Bondi? What ever you want, odds are they’re out there and we want to help you find them! Who knows, with a little RedHot help you could be seeing a lot more than Big Ben or the Opera House… result!