Work and Bedroom antics

May 16 2024

Tell me something you can say at work and in the bedroom.

I'll go first.
You’ll need to increase my salary, if you want me to do this.
You have Mayo running down your chin!
I understand, there is vacancy that needs filling.

Ms Foxy

Comments

  • Lullah

    Lullah

    a month ago

    'OMG' 'YES!' YES!' 'YES!'

  • RHP User

    RHP User

    a month ago

    I need to stop for a compulsory break but will be back into it a minute

  • boobsandbusted

    boobsandbusted

    a month ago

    Be a good girl and stay on all fours please

  • Ourmalibu

    Ourmalibu

    a month ago

    Is it ok if we record this?

  • big_rig

    big_rig

    a month ago

    could you get away with this these days? anyway:

    "sure, here's my medical certificate"

    "how about you try turning it on first"

    "are you sure it's plugged in?"

    "a strict sexual harassment policy really puts the HR in HARD"

  • CallMeV

    CallMeV

    a month ago

    Can I come in ?

  • Alexis

    Alexis

    a month ago

    Grease up the ol' girl and start ploughing.

  • Beachesguy05

    Beachesguy05

    a month ago

    I really appreciate your help last time, saved me doing it myself

  • RHP User

    RHP User

    a month ago

    A banker would say, "If you withdraw now you will lose interest" lol

  • RHP User

    RHP User

    a month ago

    A truck driver would say, " I'll park this thing in there for the weekend".

  • SimplyUs

    SimplyUs

    a month ago

    Have you tried turning it off and on again…???

  • fun2behere

    fun2behere

    a month ago

    Calls may be recorded for training and quality purposes

  • Obi1kenietzsche

    Obi1kenietzsche

    a month ago

    No refunds given on opened goods.

  • nightingale8

    nightingale8

    a month ago

    Let’s get this show on the road

  • Lostyanumber

    Lostyanumber

    a month ago

    The last girl absolutely loved it and she was really good, it's a hard act to follow. 😜

  • Razzledazzle74

    Razzledazzle74

    a month ago

    Being an electrician…….. sometime you have to touch it right to turn it on

  • Sawadee

    Sawadee

    a month ago

    Will you be coming in today ? 😊

  • Razzledazzle74

    Razzledazzle74

    a month ago

    Jane, can you help me slide this in there

  • Obi1kenietzsche

    Obi1kenietzsche

    a month ago

    Sexual satisfaction is not guaranteed on past performance. T’s and C’s apply. See PDF for further disclosure information.

  • No_probLlama68

    No_probLlama68

    a month ago

    Sweet lord I could be here all day with this one….maybe I’ll just do a little bit

    Hand me those cable ties.
    Put this collar on.
    Up on the rope.
    Grab a handful of nuts.
    Lubricate the shaft.
    Grease those nipples.
    I’m backing up now.
    Guide it in slowly.
    I see you’ve got experience putting big things in tight places….

    Phew, and that’s only Monday 🫣🥵

  • countrytouch82

    countrytouch82

    a month ago

    As a furniture removalist:

    So right up against the wall is good? Held up off the ground too?

    Keep your legs spread during this task, makes it much easier.

    I like the tongue and groove applicable with this item.

    Would you like it on the balcony (or insert any other suitable end location)?

    Yes, I can keep this up for a very long shift.

  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    a month ago

    There's some great replies. Keep them cumming.

    Ms Foxy

  • RagnarPrime

    RagnarPrime

    a month ago

    Just keep packing until the box is full.

  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    25 days ago

    Yes, I've organised "that" meeting. I've blocked out several hours in my calendar as "busy".

    Ms Foxy

  • Lostyanumber

    Lostyanumber

    25 days ago

    I want you to stay hard at it all day, and if you can stay on this evening, even better.

  • relaxedplayers

    relaxedplayers

    25 days ago

    Damn it’s hot!
    Bring your hose over here and cool this down.
    Watch out for that spray!
    Take off your jacket- you need to cool down.
    Watch out- it’s slippery over here.
    It’s really bushy down below

  • Drop69

    Drop69

    18 days ago

    How did you get it stuck in there
    Wait wtf is that 👀