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Sex resumes?

November 03 2023

An idea formed this morning about creating a sex resume…

8 years experience giving head; awarded blowjob of the month in May 2021 and then again in Feb 2022.

Passed the bar in 2019 and found the g-spot weeks after.

Consistently delivered 7/10 performances in it’s the occasional 8.
Identified some training issues around foreplay and kissing.

Implemented a new process to reduce average time between orgasms.

Secured a cache of toys at discount price delivering a cost saving of over $3.40 per orgasm.

Any ideas of what could go on there? How would you add a corporate twist to explain your sex skills?

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Obi1kenietzsche

26 days ago

Captain of the High School Kissing Team 1983 to 1984. 😘

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allfouradventure

26 days ago

Graduated with high distinction in falling asleep after sex , 81- till present

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MsSuperFoxy

26 days ago

2010 Most Forum poster of the year
2011 Most Forum poster of the year
2012 Most Forum poster of the year
2013 Most Forum poster of the year
2014 Most forum poster of the year
2015 Most Forum poster of the year
2016 Most Forum poster of the year
2017 Most Forum poster of the year
2018 Most Forum poster of the year
2019 Most Forum poster of the year
2020 Most Forum poster of the year
2021 Most Forum poster of the year
2022 Most Forum poster of the year
Most likely to get 2023 Most Forum poster of the year.

All I got was a bloody pair of RHP bikini, on my 10yr service. 🏆🤭

Ms Foxy

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zeitgeist

26 days ago

1996 to current
Chief Executive Officer
Sodom and Gomorrah

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MersennePrime

26 days ago

@MsSuperFoxy Is that a legit award or are you yanking one’s chain?

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Obi1kenietzsche

26 days ago

@zeitgeist …. 👍😂… love that!!

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Obi1kenietzsche

26 days ago

@MsSuperFoxy … at least you got a bikini!
Poor ol’ Captain No Beard got sweet fuck all! 😊

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Lostyanumber

26 days ago

@Obi1kenietzsche Did you give away a bottle of champagne 🍾?

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deepestpurple

26 days ago

@MsSuperFoxy you rock that bikini though Fox

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Libertine001

26 days ago

@MsSuperFoxy It's a shame they got ripped apart on their first use...😉

Libertine

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Libertine001

26 days ago

Fluffer of the year 1992.

Libertine

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countrytouch82

26 days ago

@MsSuperFoxy 2019 I was awarded (won) a yet unopened RHP branded dressing gown ;)

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Obi1kenietzsche

25 days ago

@Libertine001 🤣

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big_rig

25 days ago

Centrelink? Self employed? 😁

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MsSuperFoxy

25 days ago

@MersennePrime Legit 😉

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deepestpurple

25 days ago

RHP's biggest dick, 3 years running.

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deepestpurple

25 days ago

@deepestpurple slayer of the Dark Queen lol

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countrytouch82

25 days ago

@deepestpurple Biggest dick can be taken in more than one way (as can this comment)

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deepestpurple

25 days ago

@countrytouch82 my best attempt at a double entendre CT

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deepestpurple

25 days ago

@countrytouch82 Oh snap, I just got yours CT. Nice one.

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