What should you call your man's penis?

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Some penis nicknames can be deal breakers. So, choose wisely...

If you ever watched 'How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days', you’ll know that a penis pet name can be a deal breaker.



Oh yeah, calling it ‘Princess Sophia’ is going to send your lover to a very dark place. You’ll kill the mood and do irreparable damage to your partner's self esteem and male ego.


Now you know what not to call his junk, instead opt for some hyper masculine, butches name possible to make your man feel manly. Don't even try to bring logic into this. 



Let’s face it, man are fascinated by their junk. They graffiti them, doodle them in notebooks, measure and compare them in locker rooms. It’s only appropriate that we have fitting nicknames. 


Girly, cute or any cute diminutive name are a bad idea, you risk everything - love, a relationship or a good bang.


So, what do you call his phallus?

You could go for the classic nicknames that stood the test of time - big dick, big boy, love stick , or cock .


Here’s a list of nicknames for his junk.


1. Moby Dick. (Because it's large and he appreciates a halfway-decent pun.)

2. Vlad the Impaler

3. Sex Pistol

4. Weapon of Ass Destruction

5. Trouser Snake

6. Pleasure Pump

7. Lap Rocket

8. Lord Hardwick

9. Frank n’ beans

10. Excalibur

11. Cave hunter

12. Sexy Beast

13. Magic stick

14. Snake

15. Buster Mc Thunderstick


Let's be honest, all penises need to be treated with respect. After all, there are some good looking schlongs out there that deserve to have fitting names, jokes aside. 


And then this.....




Do you have any good nicknames or slang for ‘penis’? Comment below to tell us what we missed.

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Writing interesting pieces about sex, the lifestyle and the different aspects of human sexuality is a challenge that Christina will endeavour to take. When she’s not blogging, she loves to exercise, watch movies and go to the beach whenever she can.

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joshiboi
Posted: Sep, 13 2018
Just need u on my cock babey
hotcupid
Posted: Aug, 13 2018
Joy Stick
brumby07
Posted: Aug, 07 2018
Man meat
juicykitten
Posted: Jul, 29 2018
HRH- His Royal Hardness
Funwithustwo
Posted: Jul, 29 2018
I think if you feel the need to name your penis you take yourself abit to serious for me. Cock or dick seem just fine
smo669
Posted: Jul, 27 2018
Mini me?😂😂😂
Xxalex
Posted: Jul, 26 2018
She calls him George
ClassyCouple90
Posted: Jul, 26 2018
Jerry
sketch68iou1
Posted: Jul, 26 2018
Russell


Russell The Tussle Muscle... I'm now slightly disappointed in myself haha
Rabb1tRabb1t
Posted: Jul, 26 2018
I don’t normally use a nickname at all, but when one is fitting, I use “Richard” as a clever alias for dick.
The_PleasureTrap
Posted: Jul, 26 2018
I call it a penis... Naming you're own boy parts is just weird.
steveandhisgirl
Posted: Jul, 25 2018
MINE
Fwbuddies
Posted: Jul, 25 2018
Pussy whisper ❤️🖤💜💙
mature101
Posted: Jul, 25 2018
Call it whatever you like, so long as it cums on time. Stay sexy friends
Letshavefun70
Posted: Jul, 25 2018
lets rock
swingalingson
Posted: Jul, 25 2018
"The Happy Stick"
Celeste1969
Posted: Jul, 25 2018
Pedro.
Felicia_Violet
Posted: Jul, 25 2018
Before I started transitioning, I referred to my penis as my "Shenis" because penis, cock, dick and all the other names didn't fit. Since start hormones I've never had to make reference to it (hasn't come up in conversations).
I have no issues with my shenis, still maintained most of my length and thickness, sadly though my libido is nearly non-existent now and I rarely have any fun (all kinds, with others or by myself)

I do remember a guy I used to work with a country born n bred type, bit of a prick as he thought he was being funny but was actually just a physical bully, referred to a dick as a "Pump action mutton gun"
nrg4ricardo
Posted: Jul, 25 2018
Blue veined junket pumper. Happy harry hard on.
hotsince78
Posted: Jul, 25 2018
Not willy wonka 🤣
Bulldozer12
Posted: Jul, 25 2018
Compressor
Go_bang
Posted: Jul, 25 2018
I prefer the term cock, but as we are on the subject the funniest one I've heard is purple headed yogurt slinger,
jaspertree
Posted: Jul, 25 2018
"bitch splitter"
hotsexindarwin
Posted: Jul, 25 2018
My frien likes MONSTER
pepe_le_moko
Posted: Jul, 25 2018
My penis, well, she likes to be called Tank Girl and yes, she's a feminist!

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