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Amsterdam. Home of ‘the best swingers club in the world’. A city drenched in a history of sexual freedom and a wide acceptance of all things amorous. So comfortable with our most natural state, they proudly display their sexual openness with pride in the world famous Red Light District, where everyone, from revellers to families, cruise along the canals, casually glancing at the lingerie-clad women preening in windows.

The perfect town for a Red Hot Pie enthusiastic to visit – there are visual feasts everywhere you look. From the S & M themed department store windows to the fashion houses, 24 hour strip clubs and peek palaces, Amsterdam doesn’t disappoint.

Our RedHotPie Party Insider touched down into the land of anything goes to find the ultimate club to tickle your fancy.

Fun4Two is a lauded by locals & visitors from around the globe as the ‘best swingers club in the world’.

With a 20 year history of putting open minded couples together in a sexy safe environment, it’s easy to see why it’s so popular.

As the limo pulls into the Euro version of the Playboy Mansion light up with multi-coloured neon lights, the crowd gathers outside in a long queue, eager to enter this party paradise.

Inside it’s a mixture of Euro cool & Moulin Rouge-esque elegance. Vintage pin up’s of Marlene Dietrich and Betty Grable line the walls, framed by exotic sensual sculptures & artwork easily at home in a kinky museum.

The crowd are a wide range of types from centrefold lookalikes to sexy beatniks. Groovy, normal, cool & kinky, all tease and flirt on the domed dance floor, sizing up the talent ahead of a seriously sexy night.

I steal myself away from the visual foreplay to explore the play rooms. An old winding spiral staircase leads up to a little Amsterdam, with at least 20 small and large playrooms hidden behind a façade of pretend Amsterdam shopfront’s. Walking through these tunnels I reach the Grecian baths and Jacuzzi. A large area much like a stage, where you can soak and watch. A huge sauna like an extended pool deck has plenty of space for nubile bodies to relax and revive before heading back to the fun areas.

A little more exploration leads me to the Kamasutra room. I close the door behind me and the ambiance immediately shifts. Gone are the thumping beats from the dance floor, now sexy meditation style music lulls me into a whole new mind space. The room is round with several separate areas set up with floor height massage tables, exotic massage oils alongside statues of Shiva, Buddha and the like. Hugely popular as a warm up: a tantalising tease before heading to any number of play & orgy rooms.

Downstairs in the club the crowd starts cheering, I rush back to see what the fuss is about. It’s a woman’s wet dream – Gigolo night. A group of professional gigolos take centre stage to entertain, giving the couples a chance to choose a gigolo to play with, free of charge of course.

In fact, everything is included. After you pay the initial entry fee, all drinks and food are included. Little romantic tables are set up on a balcony so you can grill your own steaks and sup on dessert while you watch the dance floor and mentally prepare for the fun ahead.

And when you’re ready to crash, there’s luxury accommodation available right on site. A choice of a stylish two bedroom apartment, a cozy cottage or even a quirky gypsy caravan, so the night doesn’t have to end there.  

World class venue, intriguing play areas & a sexy crowd. New owners, Bobby & Linda are fantastic hosts to guests from around the globe. All in all, an absolute must visit. Amsterdam is waiting for you.