Valentine’s Day is fast approaching, and rather than come up with a stock-standard list of romantic ideas to get you in the good books, we’ve decided to provide some cautionary advice of what NOT to do to stay out of the bad books! As much as some people may consider it unimaginative and thoughtless to buy chocolates and flowers with a nice card, it sure beats some of the alternatives…Like unintentionally threatening your Valentine with death, or, on the flipside, being threatened with death by an angry woman with a weapon in hand. Read on for some life-saving tips!