Affairs dating in Sale, Victoria, Australia

Im nice respectful and passionate

I like staying at home watching DVDs and chilling out.

Easy going . Well let's face it where here for one thing .

Oral God LOL

I am a short,fat and bald man with a head like a dropped pie. I have a hump back and walk with limp. All the ladies comment on the thick, coarse hair protruding from my ears and nostrils but only the really lucky ones get to see the carpet growing...

I'm a open book ask me anything 😁

I would enjoy becoming friends before taking things to the bedroom.

Hey all wanna meet someone that’s compatible with me in every way and so i can fuck your brains out

I'm here to service, and I do it damn well!!

Two really easy going professionals, who are looking to add more spark to our lives. pretty new to all of this so give us time.