Trying to Think of a Better Username

March 19 2024

I'm thinking about changing my username to something a bit more witty and creative.

I came up with a bunch but narrowed it down to my top 10. As you can see, they are all a play on either very attractive actors or movie characters. Let me know what you think and if you come up with any others I'd love to hear them.........

1) Luke Pie Walker........
2) George Swooney........
3) Huge Ackman........
4) Flirty Harry........
5) Colin Girth........
6) Professor XXX........
7) Mr Bean Tickler........
8) William Phallus........
9) Dr Spankenstein........
10) Johnny Deep........

I'll post some other funny ones that didn't make the cut in the comments.

P.S. Also open to just keeping my current username if you think these are totally cringe and that's a better idea.

Comments

  • Alexis

    Alexis

    4 months ago

    Ones that didn't make the cut but I thought were pretty funny

    Hand Solo (No More)
    Cocky Balboa
    The Sperminator
    GanDilf (I'm not a dad so this doesn't work for me. Any dads out there feel free to steal this one)
    Count Smackula
    Scrooge McCuck (Not a cuck but this would be great for a cuckold couple)

  • No_probLlama68

    No_probLlama68

    4 months ago

    Ooh another great post by @Alexis and I can’t wait to see more responses. It’s so hard to pick a good name, and there are so many to choose from…Throbbin hood, Tom wanks, rocky balboner, John cutesack, Freddie flapfondler, the list goes on and on!! Sadly when I tried bigcocklover it wasn’t really clear whether I HAD the big cock or if I WANTED the big cock, and whilst it was nice to feel wanted, the inbox messages weren’t really from my target audience IFYNWIM 😅

  • NeoAndTrin

    NeoAndTrin

    4 months ago

    Biggus Dickus?
    Ben R Over?
    Dixon Kuntz?
    Harry Azcrak?
    Kenny Dewitt?
    Luke Atmaass?
    Willie B Hardigan?

  • FeistyFatty

    FeistyFatty

    4 months ago

    Keep your original 💗

  • Andrea_Sydney

    Andrea_Sydney

    4 months ago

    That is the most creative list I’ve seen! 😂
    I think you should get a stand up piece together and use this list and your other observations! You are so fun!
    The Sperminator 😂😂😂

  • CrouchingTiger

    CrouchingTiger

    4 months ago

    Alex Is

  • justforfun76

    justforfun76

    4 months ago

    Dr DoItAll.
    When Harry Met You.
    Home Alone 4
    The Whole 9 Inches

  • Lostyanumber

    Lostyanumber

    4 months ago

    I've had some very corny ones, enough said...

  • countrytouch82

    countrytouch82

    4 months ago

    Alicksass?

  • countrytouch82

    countrytouch82

    4 months ago

    Alexiswithalexus?

  • countrytouch82

    countrytouch82

    4 months ago

    Alexisoflongitude? (Not as funny, so maybe use Longadude instead)

  • EarthQueen

    EarthQueen

    4 months ago

    Ok these are bad.

    ET the Alexa-terrestrial , try saying it fast 5 times.
    Alexsaurrus Rex
    Alec Bald-Quim
    Alexa ....say bonk me. The possibilities with this one are endless.

  • Andrea_Sydney

    Andrea_Sydney

    4 months ago

    What about gangbang names?
    9 Inch Males
    Blow White and the 7 Dicks

  • usrightnow_Again

    usrightnow_Again

    4 months ago

    Way back in February 2016 when Mrs urn and I joined the site, we were setting up our account, I turned to her, she was making cup of tea in the kitchen and I said, how about usrightnow because this is us right now, she said yes. We left briefly at one point and returned as usrightnow_Again, as we were back. Simple and reflective of you is always best, stick with current name as the always wise Ms Foxy suggested
    Mr. urn.