Quality Connections

July 21 2023

Question:
How many guys have had a conversation that goes like this one?
Obi1:
Dear (Her), I must say that I found your profile pictures most impressive, but your accompanying wording a little on the generic side. Would you like to elucidate further?”
Her (3 days later): “Hey bade. Thanks”
Obi1: “Umm.. it’s just that there is practically nothing written to give me any indication as to our compatibility. Also your age preference says 18 to 99, which is a rather large range indeed”
Her (a week later): “Would you like to see more pics”
Obi1: “I’d rather read some more about you”
Her: “I’m on holidays atm, but I can send you some more pics. $$$?”
Obi1: “That’s ok, you don’t have to send me any money. You should spend it on your holiday instead 😊”.
Her: (subsequently disappeared).

😂😂.
Obi1

Comments

  • teamaj2

    teamaj2

    a year ago

    OBI
    How are you looking at our inbox ??
    So many scenarios I could add but not wanting to look like a cranky olde lady who lives in the hope that guys actually read our profile .
    As always thank you for making me laugh. Ax

  • RHP User

    RHP User

    a year ago

    It's very clear what that profile is all about. Just as teamaj2 mentioned you can complain about so much nonsense on sites like this but other than getting something off your chest it won't really change much & that negativity can leave bitter.

    Only interact with verified profiles and if the conversation isn't stimulating & enthusiasm isn't mutual then it's probably not worth your time trying to convince people they need to change or what they are doing is wrong. The worst thing you can do is waste time trying to figure out why some people are the way they are. It will do your head in.

  • Obi1kenietzsche

    Obi1kenietzsche

    a year ago

    Whilst I’m at it, has anyone here heard about this thing called “Only Fans”??.
    Apparently it’s some dodgy online
    small-appliance retail outlet.
    Trouble is, if you sign up, they don’t actually send you a real fan, just some stupid photos of one!
    WTF?

  • RHP User

    RHP User

    a year ago

    Yeah I’ve had lots of those conversations, I was even told I was “so fucking stupid” for suggesting a conversation

  • Libertine001

    Libertine001

    a year ago

    But the question is, did you send her any money?..🤣

    Libertine

  • Felicitous

    Felicitous

    a year ago

    Can we all just take a moment to appreciate the word 'elucidate'!!
    I mean not quite so Shakespearean as 'bade', but a picture necessary close second 😂

  • countrytouch82

    countrytouch82

    a year ago

    Him: "Dear, I'm 102, but still as frisky as the average 95 year old. I'm just wondering if you have any leeway on your age range"?

  • Obi1kenietzsche

    Obi1kenietzsche

    a year ago

    While continuing my exploration of quality connections, and having been somewhat disappointed with my “only fans” experience (I’m STILL waiting for my fan to arrive), I thought I’d turn my attention to this “Sugar Dating” and “Sugar Daddy” thing.
    I’ve always been curious about sugar dating, and so, being an adventurous sort of chap, I recently send out a few messages to see what responses I might get.
    I must say however, that I was quite disappointed with the results.
    It would seem that no one was particularly interested in paying to take me out to dinner, or in buying me new clothes and stuff. ☹️.
    What am I doing wrong? 🤷

  • RHP User

    RHP User

    a year ago

    Sugar is a poison.

  • RHP User

    RHP User

    a year ago

    I thought you left dramatically?

  • Obi1kenietzsche

    Obi1kenietzsche

    a year ago

    Update:
    Furthering my exploration the notion of quality connections, and the pitfalls one encounters with online platforms, I thought I might put one pitfall down in the form of a poem….

    “Her profile was shiny and new,
    And her “like” came from out of the blue.
    My heart it was smote, and so on that note,
    I replied with a “how do you do”.
    Her bio was vague, I confess
    But her photos were hot nonetheless
    Her breasts were quite nice, and her ass would suffice
    But as to her face, well I just had to guess.
    Now when it comes to my smarts, I’m no dolt
    And my caution is set on default
    So when she said “though I’m new, I’m here just for you”,
    I took THAT with a large grain of salt.
    And although she did sound terrific,
    And her messaging rather prolific,
    Her focus was scattered, but REALLY what mattered,
    Was her answers were quite non specific.
    So my fire she just was not stoking
    As her responses were not thought provoking,
    And my interest eroded as her “friends-list” exploded,
    Was she just into her own ego stroking?
    Thus I thought I would test her intent,
    “Let’s meet” was the invite I sent.
    My message was read, but nothing was said
    ‘Seemed her teasing of me was now spent.
    Deciding this is as far as now WE-go,
    I bade her a “farewell amigo”
    Exercise now completed, and files now deleted,
    I left her to stroke her own ego.
    So this is the end of my rhyme
    I hope you find the lesson sublime
    And as far as I know, she’s still on the go,
    But now wasting some OTHER guys time!

    😂😂😂😂