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A welcome gift.

October 26 2013

New people join RHP every day. Let's all give them a presnt, each containing some items they may find useful here. The women compile one for new female members, The guys one for new males. Here's my lucky gift basket for a new lady: 1. A large supply of condoms as she should have her own handy 2. A jar of patience, to deal with all the "hi" and "hey babe" messages 3. A tray of manners, to reply to every message (good or bad) in a polite way 4. A roll of everlasting lozenges that help them say the word "No" 5. A silk bag containing a healthy dose of self-worth 6. A nice box with a pretty ribbon to put their issues in 7. A mirror in which see themselves through a man's eyes, to remind them how desirable they are. What what you give?

Comments

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    The gift of persistence ..... and a jar of "ManUP" ;-)- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Better make that a barrel.

  • On_Safari

    On_Safari

    12 years ago

    A few tubes of K-Y to help with those larger sizes. An ounce of hope that you and those politely declined by you find what they're really looking for. A barrel of laughs cos sometimes it's bloody hard to see the funny side of some appeoaches. A bail of silk ribbon for the ones you find you really wanna play with and the address of your friendly local feed/saddlery store because Ladies & Gents when you Valentine's Day rolls around for $100 you can get a crop, leather long reins (to serve as bed restraints), wool lined leather hobbles (with clips and buckles designed to hold a horse), a crop (of many selections) and change left over for a nice bottle of red to limber your "victim" up. ~ Indy, For everything you need and then some!- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    A sense of humour - because you shouldn't take this place, sex or yourself too seriously! A touch of humility - because everyone here is walking their own journey. Be kind to all, damage none, it costs nothing. A pinch of courage - go for it! Live out those fantasies, life can be short and this might be your only chance. A bag full of joy - have fun, explore, immerse yourself in the experience.- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'Kaleidoscope' A sense of humour - because you shouldn't take this place, sex or yourself too seriously! A touch of humility - because everyone here is walking their own journey. Be kind to all, damage none, it costs nothing. A pinch of courage - go for it! Live out those fantasies, life can be short and this might be your only chance. A bag full of joy - have fun, explore, immerse yourself in the experience.- Posted from rhpmobile Great mix of welcome gift... to all others who dont agree...then you need.A whole full lot of life because "I've got better things to do that to sit on the site all day"

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    A thimble of Courage to help you get started.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Make that half a bucket......I need the other half for myself

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    What Kaleidoscope said ... GG♒️- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    The Ethical Slut. :)

  • madotara69

    madotara69

    12 years ago

    There sure is a mixed bunch in here, though if you are looking with hopes to meet up with the ladies...Read what they have to sayFind what they have saidSpend your time asking them to help you understand that And read that tooDon't tell the lady what she is looking for, let her tell you.Again ask her to help you understand that.Be one of the lucky guys.Mado

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    So she can see who she really is and not let the site tear her self esteem to shreds or let her think she's something that she's not. Both of which seem to happen on here a bit.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Self pic's of my unmanicured penis, making sure that that the business socks I'm wearing are visible and in the background there is some other stimulus like a toilet seat up or an unkempt room with some dirty laundry on the floor and bed.Then maybe a creepy and inappropriate message with my mobile number.Chick's dig that right?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Especially built to cut through all the B/S The ability to realise that there are many many players with their own agendas. Those that are not the same as hers and special glasses to see through the smoke and mirrors- Posted from rhpmobile

  • wingman2014

    wingman2014

    12 years ago

    Because there has to be a better way to say it other than " hey I'm horny ....I can keep it up all night ...want a root?"- Posted from rhpmobile

  • On_Safari

    On_Safari

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'wingman2013'Because there has to be a better way to say it other than " hey I'm horny ....I can keep it up all night ...want a root?"- Posted from rhpmobile To buy you one!!!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Liking the thesaurus!

  • madotara69

    madotara69

    12 years ago

    Yeah right, for the newbies hey, get out of there Wingman, it's a set up.Mado

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'Awesome71' So she can see who she really is and not let the site tear her self esteem to shreds or let her think she's something that she's not. Both of which seem to happen on here a bit. a woman who has at times let this place affect her self esteem in a negative manner, I very much agree with this.

  • madotara69

    madotara69

    12 years ago

    Tara just told me to keep my opinion to myself on this occasion.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    It doesn't get you laid that often. ;)

  • wingman2014

    wingman2014

    12 years ago

    Im so happy you're going to give me one 👍- Posted from rhpmobile