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Top Ten Freaky Fetishes

Fetishes aren’t just something a little out there that people enjoy sexually; they’re something that is necessary for that person to experience sexual arousal. Sexual fetishes include everything from the sort-of-strange to plain wrong. This list includes some of the weirdest sexual fetishes out there. Rest assured though, if you have one of these fetishes, you can bet that you’re not alone. Heck, there’s probably even a website or two out there dedicated to it!

Top Ten Strangest Sex-Related World Records

You won’t find these bizarre titles in the Guiness World Records book! From the wildly bizarre to the truly shocking, we’ve come up with a list of the strangest sex-related world records. Ever wondered what the highest number of sexual partners had by a man or woman is? And we all know that men are obsessed with penis size, but what really is the largest known penis size?...What about the smallest? Wonder no more! Read on…

Top Ten Role Play Scenarios

The appeal of sexy roleplay is being able to adopt a persona and act in a way that you normally wouldn’t dare! The possibilities with these role play scenarios are only as limited as your commitment to the character and ability to have fun! Wear something out of the ordinary, do your hair and make up a different way and take on a personality that is nothing like yourself to really get into it and let loose! It’s a fantastic way to experience those sexual fantasies without having to actually break a leg, rob a bank or bang your boss!

Top Ten Hottest Professions

Undoubtedly some jobs are more glamorous than others, some pay better than others, some can make you famous. What we really wanted to know is, which are the hottest professions? Now we’ve all heard of the stereotypical ones such as law enforcement and firemen, but what other jobs conjure naughty images in your head when someone tells you it’s what they do for a living? After hours of grueling research - it sure is dull spending hours looking at drool-worthy photos of hotties - we’ve come up with the following list. Let us know what you think.

Top Ten Sexy Holiday Destinations

Here in Oz, we like to think that we are pretty sexually open-minded folks, and whilst we very well may be, you really ain’t seen nothin’ until you’ve travelled abroad. Everything from the secluded and sensual to erotic and downright kinky is catered for in different parts of the world by our adventurous and perverted distant neighbours. Things straight out of your craziest dreams and beyond your wildest imagination are yours to explore or puzzle over, depending on your destination. We’ve compiled a list of some of the sexiest (and strangest) out-there destinations that you have to see to believe.

Top Ten Mood Boosters for Women

What’s the best way to get in the mood for sex? Have sex! Not rocket science. Well that’s great in theory, you might say, but what if you’re really not feeling it? Prior to going into the bedroom, you can boost your desire for a bit of nookie by trying some little libido-boosting tricks. If you just can’t (or won’t) have sex, get your man to pick up a vacuum or wash some dishes – seeing a man get down and dirty domestically gets women going…and even if it doesn’t, it saves you from having to do it, which is sure to boost your mood!

Top Ten Valentine’s Day Ideas

Whilst restaurants, florists and the like see fit to jack up their prices on this oft-dubbed consumer-driven day, great Valentine’s gifts don’t have to cost you the Earth. Be a little creative and remember that old cliché that it’s the thought that counts, because it really is. Let’s face it, buying a dozen roses, chocolates and a card is a bit of a no brainer. Put some effort in to make it a really memorable day for your partner by using these top ten Valentine’s Day ideas…Although buying something shiny as well probably wouldn’t hurt.

Top Ten Valentine’s Day Fails

Valentine’s Day is fast approaching, and rather than come up with a stock-standard list of romantic ideas to get you in the good books, we’ve decided to provide some cautionary advice of what NOT to do to stay out of the bad books! As much as some people may consider it unimaginative and thoughtless to buy chocolates and flowers with a nice card, it sure beats some of the alternatives…Like unintentionally threatening your Valentine with death, or, on the flipside, being threatened with death by an angry woman with a weapon in hand. Read on for some life-saving tips!

Top Ten Sexy Australian of the Year 2012/13

Has there been a sexier year on record?!? We think not! We’ve had a cracking year at the Pie… the skin, the lovin’, the people of the Pie Nation, and our Aussie celebrities have been smokin’ as per usual. Australia’s hottest have once again been taking the world by storm and we've had our eye on them, watching carefully, to decide who will be the 2012/13 Sexy Australian of the Year. Let’s get stuck in!

Top Ten Naughty New Year’s Resolutions

13 may be considered an unlucky number, but make this year your luckiest yet by reinventing your sexual self. Resolutions traditionally fall by the wayside two weeks into the year when the holiday high wears off and we find ourselves back in the day-to-day grind of the working world. Make this year’s resolutions stick by turning negatives into positives and making them sexy! Sexuality is a part of all of us that should be embraced, so lie back (or get on top) and enjoy the ride whilst achieving your sexual goals in 2013. Make a resolution to start and finish the year with a real bang!