At the time, I was working for a 'Gentlemens club', and while on stage doing my thing, turned to see a group of guys walk in that I went to school with...
After getting over the initial nervousness (more them than me), I carried on with my cute routine of dancing, twirling and getting the rooms attention. One of the guys from the group invited me to a local bar for a drink after my shift, so along we went. After the first drink, we decided to go down to the beach to have a bit more fun. After passionatley kissing, and trying to get comfy in the sand we got down to business. Here I was thinking, 'wow this will be great'!

Ummm... slap! Not sure what really happened but he was the worst shag ever! Nervous fondling, am I in yet? Fake moan from me... are we done yet?

Now that same guy is married to a friend of mine, and I can't help think 'gee I hope he got better, or hope his bank account is deeper!'