Sitting in the ute I can't believe what I am hearing.. I turn to Phil, my current mercy fuck, ready to rip his head off. "So you're telling me that this Xmas party, is actually a birthday party for a swingers couple that you message on RHP and You have never met?" Watching his head nod up and down, made me want to slap him with the $100 hairdressers bill I got for getting ready for the night.

"It'll be fine ... Everyone's there to have fun.. Look you don't have to so anything ... No means no, and if you feel uncomfortable, we will give each other our safe word "Pringles" and we both go home. We leave together" even though his mouth is moving .. I still can't believe I'm actually going ahead with this.

Phil was a guy I met months ago, who saved me from a terrible date. I was at a restaurant with some looney tunes date and Phil crossed the room and rescued me. We had drinks and then drove me to his home and put me to bed .. Next morning when I woke up, I thanked him by fucking his brains out for two days straight.

But a swingers Xmas birthday party that was something different. Being a bigger black woman .. You tend to not want to stand out. But after entering the house and seeing the sex swing in the front room, massage table in the kitchen and an array of bondage toys and stands In the outdoor entertainment area... tbc