I walked into my local pub one night and by chance,a woman that had recently left the workplace was celebrating her birthday,doing the gentlemanly thing I bought her a few birthday drinks and a while later she had her arms around me giving me a pretty big hint.

We grabbed a taxi back to my place and after having a ciggie and admiring my courtyard she claimed she wanted to have a shower as it was a hot muggy night but needed to use the toilet first.She stepped out of the toilet completely starkers and I almost melted at the sight of her body,being a small maori woman she had the most gorgeous brown bum I have ever seen.

I quickly stripped off and joined her in the shower,complete with the soft glow of a red powerpoint light to highlight the mood,I gently rubbed shower gel over her whole body from behind before finally penetrating her up against the shower tiles.

We later had a session over the bathroom sink as she wanted to view herself being done in the mirror before concluding the session in bed where I did everything from kissing her to licking out her bum crack.

If I could relive any night of my life,I reckon that would have to be it.