Went out to a club and decided to go to a gay bar by myself because i wanted to drink and listen to music without being bothered by men, so i sat at the bar and ordered a drink. I turned a noticed this hot as girl, big chest, skinny as anything, light brown hair with blonde streaks and green eyes, standing next to this very short dykey looking girl and thought wow, how does a girl like that score a girl so hot. Any way, turned back to pick up my drink and when i turned back around the hot girl had moved behind me and i bumped her drink in her hand. Not all over her but on the floor. I was very apologetic and offered to buy her another. She answered 'no babe, it's fine' to that i said 'hey you have an irish accent am i right?'. I LOVE irish accents. 'yeah i do why you ask?' and i just like started to look flustered but answered 'because i think irish accents on girls are hot' and all of a sudden, out of no where she grabs me by the hips, sits me on the bar stool and says 'oh really' then just sticks her tongue in my mouth. No joke, i could NOT believe it. I sunk into the kiss thinking wait isn't that chick her gf. She stopped abruptly and turned to the other girl and said 'you're going home now right? Oh and by the way, that's my friend'. I was like no way, she read my mind! her friend left and we made our way into a dark corner where she then kissed my neck while sticking her fingers inside me. I guess the bouncer could tell by my facial expressions what was going on, he tapped us on the shoulder and kicked us out! When we got outside i was like 'hmm guess i should go home' and she said 'yeah to my house that is'. Back at hers she threw me on the bed and stripped off all my clothes, she had hot little tatts on her ribs. OMG so hot! She disappeared into the bathroom for a minute and came back out with a strap-on. We were at it till about 3:40 in the morning where we collapsed holding each other exhausted. Next morning she dropped me home, gave me the hottest kiss on the neck and left. I've never seen her again and still wonder if it was a dream!