M42
Sex resumes?
November 03 2023
8 years experience giving head; awarded blowjob of the month in May 2021 and then again in Feb 2022.
Passed the bar in 2019 and found the g-spot weeks after.
Consistently delivered 7/10 performances in it’s the occasional 8.
Identified some training issues around foreplay and kissing.
Implemented a new process to reduce average time between orgasms.
Secured a cache of toys at discount price delivering a cost saving of over $3.40 per orgasm.
Any ideas of what could go on there? How would you add a corporate twist to explain your sex skills?
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Obi1kenietzsche
10 months ago
Captain of the High School Kissing Team 1983 to 1984. 😘
RHP User
10 months ago
Graduated with high distinction in falling asleep after sex , 81- till present
MsSuperFoxy
10 months ago
2010 Most Forum poster of the year
2011 Most Forum poster of the year
2012 Most Forum poster of the year
2013 Most Forum poster of the year
2014 Most forum poster of the year
2015 Most Forum poster of the year
2016 Most Forum poster of the year
2017 Most Forum poster of the year
2018 Most Forum poster of the year
2019 Most Forum poster of the year
2020 Most Forum poster of the year
2021 Most Forum poster of the year
2022 Most Forum poster of the year
Most likely to get 2023 Most Forum poster of the year.
All I got was a bloody pair of RHP bikini, on my 10yr service. 🏆🤭
Ms FoxyRHP User
10 months ago
1996 to current
Chief Executive Officer
Sodom and Gomorrah
Libertine001
10 months ago
Fluffer of the year 1992.
Libertine
big_rig
10 months ago
Centrelink? Self employed? 😁
RHP User
10 months ago
RHP's biggest dick, 3 years running.
Kokoflamingo
10 months ago
I reckon once you get to my age you should automatically become one of the RHP Golden Girls 😃
If you got an award for the most times youve been told you give the best blow jobs, Id have one....but.. we all know guys say that to all tbe girls. So Ill make do with the " consistently part of the furniture" award, which could either be a red velvet chaise lounge or a beat up old sofa, depending on peoples opinions of me.
EarthQueen
10 months ago
2023 Wanker of the year.
Proficient in the use of Satisfyer Pro 2.0 (Expert level).MsSuperFoxy
10 months ago
Hey Koko,
The Willy Warmers knitting Club!
What year was that??
Ms Foxy 🤣😁
ElectricDreamers
10 months ago
Manages teams effectively 😛
RHP User
10 months ago
Coaches/most improved/consistant award for rubbing out a load cos I've forgotten what sex is involving another person. Lol
Knickerless
10 months ago
Do you have any openings that need filling?
Tell me more about the position.
How many subordinates will I have, and who will I be working for?
Do you want to know what I did for my last job, and how much they paid me?RHP User
10 months ago
Here's one for your Resume -Agility..... demonstrated agility on under the desk activities.....can also hide in under 10 secs.
ThatLilBrat
10 months ago
8 yrs experience.
...I can fit my whole fist in my mouth.
CrouchingTiger
10 months ago
Eternally optimistic since debut in 1989
cinamontan
8 months ago
Post it on linkedin!
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