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It’s time for the sexiest celebrity roundup of the year, The RedHotPie Salacious Awards, celebrating the sexiest and most desirable celebs and media from the last year. From the hottest movie to the sexiest strip to the naughtiest Instagrammer… we’re naming the best of the best, the sexiest of the sexy. Let’s do this!

Come on, like there was ever any question! 50 Shades of Grey, the erotic juggernaut from author, E.L James finally reached the big screen last year and while the dialogue wasn’t great, the sex was. The naive and often-naked Dakota Johnson sizzled as she explored the world of bdsm and psychosexual stimulation at the hand of Irish hard-body, Jamie Dorman. 50 Shades of Grey, proof that sex is one of cinema’s greatest sleights of hand.

Our favourite slab of man-flesh has had a dino-sized couple of years with two blockbusters in Guardians of the Galaxy of Jurassic Park. Both films enjoyed massive paydays while audiences enjoyed Pratt’s massive rig after the formerly chubby funny-man hit the gym and got ripped. Not only is Pratt easy on the eye, the dude is flat-out funny, and we all know, funny + muscles = sexy!

8.1 million Instagram followers can’t be wrong! Candice Swanepoel has built an empire out of being sexy; the Victoria’s Secret spruiking supermodel is one of the highest paid models in the world, and recently shutdown the internet with her naked beach pic. In an age where beauty is a brand, Swanepoel is one of the strongest brands in the game and looks set to be for quite some time.

Congratulations to Ryan Reynolds, the youngest ever recipient of the Lifetime of Sexy Achievements Award. Granted it’s the first time we’ve given out the award, but that doesn’t take away from Reynold’s undeniable shag appeal! With his dreamy good looks and silver-tongued sense of humour, Reynolds has been putting sexy runs on the board for years and his current blow-up Deadpool success is the cherry on the sexy Sunday… forty more years of that please.

We’d not heard a lot about American actress Sabina Gadecki before the Entourage movie dropped last year, but she’s definitely on our radar now! Playing the role of E’s new girlfriend in the Entourage movie, Gadecki scorched the screens in the sexy morning romp with her pint-sized partner. Kevin Connoly who play’s E did his part, but it was Gadecki that ensured the scene’s top spot in this year’s poll.

If there’s one universal constant in this world, it’s that pirates are sexy! Whilst so many other shows bring the boobs, and some steamy raunch, Black Sails has proven to be a equal opportunist when it comes to nudity, showing a few dongs along with some stunning full frontal female nudity. Combine all this with the gritty swashbuckling and general high-seas debauchery, and you got yourself this year’s sexiest TV series.

If you’ve seen 50 Shades of Grey then you’ll understand why this wasn’t a particularly hard category to pick. Just think about it, we’re talking Dakota Johnson, naked, tied up, getting spanked and shagged… a lot. Johnson’s lustfully lovely performance in 50 Shades was straight up sex-kitten. Men wanted her, women wanted her too!

We all know Kate Hudson is a stone cold hottie (refer to the butt-gate viral pic in the video below!), and as she’s been romantically linked to musician and actor and 23 year old, Nick Jonas, the 36 year old Hudson now qualifies for our hottest cougar title. Just how entangled Hudson and Jonas became isn’t clear, but what is clear is that Hudson doesn’t mind the young hard-bodies. Cougar Town has a new mayor.

OK… here’s the generally accepted rule of thumb regarding Brad Pitt: which ever category Brad Pitt happens to qualify for at any particular point in Brad Pitt’s life, Brad Pitt will win said category. Got it? With that in mind, the increasingly distinguished looking Pitt is now entering his salt ‘n’ pepper years, and is therefore the pinnacle of silver foxiness. Long live the Fox King!

She was dating Spiderman (Andrew Garfield) for a while, so Emma Stone is kind of like a real life Mary Jane Watson (Spidey’s girl-next-door girl). And now she’s single and fancy free again, we of course want her even more! An absolute dream-boat and a hoot-to-boot, Stone is the girl you want to go grab a beer with, then take home, then tie up, then cover in whip cream...

Well, this video proves one thing – Pep & Rash know how to throw a sexy party! A cross between Eyes Wide Shut and True blood, Pep & Rash’s Rumours video is a smoldering affair from the get go and just when you things can’t get any sexier… that dress drops to the floor. O. M. G.

Sean Combs, known to most as P Diddy has diversified his business interests over the last few years, and to promote his recent foray in the scent market, Diddy shot a sizzling epic with then girlfriend Cassie. Part Bond film, part skin flick, the racy spot leaves little to the imagination, which is probably why it was banned quicker than you can say “they’re totally boning!”

Australia claims to out-do New Zealand in most arenas, but there are a few areas in which NZ can’t be messed with - Hobbit films, Rugby and now, ridiculously sexy Instagram superstars. Rosanna Arkle is a New Zealand born model and reality television star that has been setting the ‘Gram alight with her sizzling bikini and lingerie pics. While Arkle is the total package, many consider her to be in possession of one of the planet’s finest butts. It’s a position we support.

While other magazines are toning down the nudity coughPLAYBOYcough, more respected outfits like Bazaar are sexing things up! Miranda Kerr’s recent cover was the hottest of recent memory, and featured the Aussie super-model completely naked bar a pair of stilettos. What was the photo promoting? Who knows, no one here actually opened the magazine. Why would you? Rookie mistake, Bazaar.

What is it about The Donald that makes our nether regions pucker up tighter than a duck’s derrière? Is it the weird comb-over (see below!), is it the jowls, or is it the horrible racist overtones being bandied about during his U.S presidential campaign? Dear friends it’s all of those things. More Twistie than man, Trump has deservedly taken out this year’s Unsexiest Celeb award…. congratulations… we guess?

So what do you think? Did we get it right? Did we get it wrong? Hit us in the comments section below with your thoughts on the winners!