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  • Sexpo rocks Perth this week!

    RedHotPie Editor | May 20 2009

    Sexpo rocks Perth this week!

    It's been a while since the RedHotPie team saw all our lovely West Australian friends at Sexpo, but guess what, we're heading West again! That's right; RedHotPie will be hitting Perth hard for Sexpo 09 held from Thursday the 21st of May through to Sunday the 24th at the Perth Convention and Exhibition Centre.

  • Star Trek - Movie Review

    RedHotPie Editor | May 19 2009

    Star Trek - Movie Review

    J.J Abrams has got balls; big shiny brass balls that must drag on the ground when he walks into the offices of Hollywood CEOs. Taking on a franchise is a surmountable undertaking, period, let alone one the most fervently worshipped franchises in history. Sure Star Wars is the poster child of the science fiction genre, but the workhorse and quite frankly, the eternal torchbearer, has been Star Trek, in all its glorious and not so glorious forms.

  • (Greedy) Girls Just Wanna Have Fun

    Alison Cox | May 08 2009

    (Greedy) Girls Just Wanna Have Fun

    It’s a Friday night and Andrea is getting ready for a very special night in with her husband Dave. Andrea can barely slip into her silky lingerie in anticipation while Dave is waiting for his lovely wife on their bed, wearing little more than a bathrobe and a knowing grin. The door bell rings. Andrea’s heart races fast as Dave goes to welcome their guest into the house. “Hello gorgeous.” Andrea looks over to see Matt at the bedroom door. He has the same devious look on his face as he did the last time he paid Andrea and Dave a visit. He moves towards Andrea and plants a soft kiss on her neck. “Hope you’re up for a good night. My mate Rob’s on his way too.” So unfolds another tale of a greedy girl getting her just desserts.

  • High class heat at PURR's 5th birthday spectacular!!!

    RedHotPie Editor | May 07 2009

    High class heat at PURR's 5th birthday spectacular!!!

    Celebrating their fifth birthday in black tie style, Melbourne’s PURR set the city a light in April with a gathering that set new standards for sex appeal! PURR just keeps pushing the boundaries, getting bigger and better with gorgeous, fresh new faces at every party. This, their most recent event, had more than 600 scantily clad PURRians in attendance and each and every one of them were there for a rollicking good time embracing the 5th Avenue 'High Society' theme.

  • Surviving Life’s Little Crunches

    Bessie & Geoff | May 01 2009

    Surviving Life’s Little Crunches

    Aside from wowing you with astounding facts, scintillating insights and our hilarious repartee one of the points of this column is to actually try and make a difference in this crazy old world. So we decided in the spirit of the economic downturn, to help you put a bulge back in your pants where your wallet used to be, by showing you how to deal with some of life’s more emotionally and financially costly crunchy moments.

  • X-Men Origins: Wolverine - RHP movie review

    RedHotPie Editor | April 30 2009

    X-Men Origins: Wolverine - RHP movie review

    Well hasn’t it been quite the year for Aussie A-lister Hugh Jackman. He was voted Sexiest Man Alive, hosted the Oscars and now the all singing, all dancing thespian is reprising his role as Wolverine, the hairy handful from the X-Men franchise.

  • Don’t Waste Time: Successful Dates for Couples

    Alison Cox | April 07 2009

    Don’t Waste Time: Successful Dates for Couples

    We all know that RedHotPie is a great way for adventurous couples to meet other like-minded people for fun, and it’s been fantastic for the RHP Team to read about the amazing experiences many couples have had over the years. However, we do appreciate that not all couples have had as much luck as others, and indeed some have been left feeling defeated and disillusioned about the ‘scene’ that so many describe as amazing. People are then rightly or wrongly labelled as time wasters and before long, everyone ends up in a lose-lose situation which could have been avoided by taking some basic precautions. In this article, we look at those basics which are all centred around the same concept: You can only have your time wasted if you let it!

  • Pretty Pauline and the magical picture machine!

    RedHotPie Editor | April 01 2009

    Pretty Pauline and the magical picture machine!

    Who of us had heard that Pauline Hanson had re-entered the political arena a few months back? Sure it made the news and it may have made a fleeting smudge on our radars but the story was never going to stop the presses. But how many of us sat up and took note when the Sydney Telegraph published naked photos of a woman they claimed to be a 19-year-old Hanson...

  • Veronicas siren stoked on RedHotPie win!

    RedHotPie Editor | February 23 2009

    Veronicas siren stoked on RedHotPie win!

    Recently crowned pop-rock goddess Jess Origliasso was thrilled to be named the 2009 RedHotPie Sexy Australian of the Year! “Thank you! It was a surprise, but a great one to be named number one Sexy Australian by Redhotpie.com.au. To me being a sexy woman has to do with self confidence, independence, the way someone carries themselves, with a strong spirit to stand up, and be heard."

  • Valentines Day: A survival guide for singles

    RedHotPie Editor | February 11 2009

    Valentines Day: A survival guide for singles

    Bah Humbug! Sure that phrase was patented by the folks at Christmas Co but we’re going to licence it here for a moment. What an exclusive little club Valentines Day feels like when you’re on the outer right?!? Well this year, if you’re flying solo we wanted to give you a few tips on how to best navigate Valentines and come out with a few positives. No need to reel from bar to bar bouncing of one smooching couple to the next. This year, we’re gonna take the power back!<

  • Nipple crack jelly sex - Aus Day weekend heats up!

    RedHotPie Editor | February 11 2009

    Nipple crack jelly sex - Aus Day weekend heats up!

    Well February saw a slew of high class, high heat adult parties go down around Aus (pun intended) but it's always hottest in Queensland. The Hawaii 50 beach party hosted by Couples International was wet and wild and jammed with the sexual goodness of over 300 hot bodied folk.<br><br> Being as it was almost Australia Day, you just felt things were going to get even crazier than usual and when punters arrived to find a jelly wrestling pit quivering before then, well let's just say the fun started straight away. Before you could say "nipple crack jelly sex" 6 couples had taken the plunge and the flesh did fly! But that was just the start of what became a truly massive evening!

  • A Couples Guide to better lovin'

    RedHotPie Editor | February 03 2009

    A Couples Guide to better lovin'

    For so long we’ve been reading articles on how to increase sexual stamina, curb premature ejaculation and improve the act of penetrative intercourse but an all too common short coming of most modern media dealings with the subject is the inability to address the couple.

  • Date Doctors - The Art Of The Flirt

    Bessie & Geoff | February 03 2009

    Date Doctors - The Art Of The Flirt

    There are few things in life as fun as a good flirt. For my money flirting is an essential, healthy, revitalising part of living, no matter how old, young, single or attached you are. Whether it’s in the safety of an online chat under the guise ‘ruup4it’, making a friend’s day with a cheeky observation or simply complimenting the check out chick at the grocery store on her great smile. Flirting is the elixir of youth. And the more you practice the better you get at it.

  • The Wrestler - review

    RedHotPie Editor | January 13 2009

    The Wrestler - review

    Well it appears Mickey Rourke may indeed be of use to society after all. Over the last decade Rourke has rarely bothered the industry radar; in fact if it wasn’t for his compulsion to flash his tackle in public we may well have dropped old Mick from the memory banks all together… until now.

  • The Day The Earth Stood Still review

    RedHotPie Editor | January 09 2009

    The Day The Earth Stood Still review

    Three words – worst movie ever. Ok, obviously not literally but by Christ, if this steaming turd of a remake doesn’t sweep this years Razzies (worst film awards) then the end times are upon us and we’re moving into the bizarro dimension. From the awful, awful dialogue to the awful, awful, awful directing of Scott Derrickson, The Day The Earth Stood Still (2008) should never have made it out of the pitching blocks.

  • UK adult party previews Jan 09

    RedHotPie Editor | January 09 2009

    UK adult party previews Jan 09

    Here we are friends, leading head first into what promises to be a super sexy 2009! As usual we are here getting all the best information together so you can fill your calendar choc-full of sizzling adult fun over the next month! We’ve got girl on girl, bi-racial, gang-bangs, all the best bits of the adult party scene, right here at your finger tips, so get reading and enjoy yourselves on the night… we’ll be watching!

  • We're Having Sex Longer!

    RedHotPie Editor | January 08 2009

    We're Having Sex Longer!

    You’ve heard it, you’ve read it, hell - you’re living it. Thirty is the new twenty, forty is the new thirty, fifty is the new forty, and so on and so on. You see we humans are aging ever more gracefully and our rigs are holding up to the strains of modern life with increasing efficiency with the release of every new skin cream and vitamin supplement. We’re living longer and we’re living better but how is that effecting us on a sexual level? Well when you think back, society has always relegated sex and sexuality to the realm of society’s young folk. Our sexual iconography has always worshipped at the young, tight altars of firm flesh but in today’s ‘get some’ world everyone is coming to the party sans inhibitions!

  • Fight For Your Right To Party

    RedHotPie Editor | January 07 2009

    Fight For Your Right To Party

    THE US Army planned to arm itself with "gay bombs" that would turn enemies into uncontrollable homosexuals. The Pentagon has confirmed its military leaders had investigated the use of the non-lethal chemical weapon designed to target human behaviour. Enemies would left helpless by mass gay orgies, as soldiers were irresistibly attracted to one another, weapons researchers believed.

  • Backdoor Shenanigans

    RedHotPie Editor | January 07 2009

    Backdoor Shenanigans

    A Staten Island man would pick a name out of the phone book at random, say he was from the "doctor's" office, and ask the person on the other end of the line to perform a rectal exam over the phone, according to authorities. And at least one person went along with it.

  • The Vibrator Is Mightier Than The Sword

    RedHotPie Editor | January 07 2009

    The Vibrator Is Mightier Than The Sword

    A radio-controlled vibrator made in Britain has been banned in Cyprus after it was branded a threat to national security. The Cypriot military are concerned the sex toy's electronic waves will disrupt the army's radio frequencies on the island. A spokesperson for makers Ann Summers confirmed its Love Bug 2, a small, egg shaped device operated by a remote control, was on sale for use everywhere in Europe - except Cyprus.

  • No Builder’s Crack

    RedHotPie Editor | January 07 2009

    No Builder’s Crack

    A BUILDING worker hit on the head by a falling beam has filed a lawsuit claiming that hospital emergency staff forcibly gave him a rectal examination.

  • Talented Beaver

    RedHotPie Editor | January 07 2009

    Talented Beaver

    A SEX mad beaver has left a 32km trail of destruction in his hunt for a lover - gnawing his way through entire trees in his orgy of frustration. The buck-toothed rodent escaped from his reserve, where he is kept under a license in the UK, The Daily Star reports. And he has gnawed his way through the countryside in a bid to build the perfect dam to attract a female.

  • Katie Noonan - The RHP interview

    RedHotPie Editor | January 06 2009

    Katie Noonan - The RHP interview

    Since Australian rock darlings George released their last record in 2004, their amazing vocalist, Katie Noonan has been keeping herself very busy with a diverse range of projects. RedHotPie caught up with Katie recently to have a chat about her latest release, Blackbird: The Music Of Lennon & McCartney.

  • 2008 wrap up - life, love and lust

    Bessie & Geoff | January 02 2009

    2008 wrap up - life, love and lust

    Let’s start this month with the most important part of any New Year, our what’s hot and what’s not in 2009 list... then we're going to break down all the big do's and dont's that have been heavily in plAy over the last year... 2008 was massive year and we're going to take some valuable lessons on life, love and lust away from it!

  • Make those NYE resolutions stick!

    RedHotPie Editor | December 30 2008

    Make those NYE resolutions stick!

    In a less than startling result, a recent survey by the organisers of the Sydney 2009 World Masters Games has revealed that in the last year, 45% of people failed to make a dent in any of their New Years resolutions. The numbers just aren’t too good; 11% broke all their resolutions by the end of the first week on January that number rose to 25% by the end of the first week on January that number rose to 25% by the end of January. Well we're all jack of resolutions hitting the dust so we’re going to help you out a little. We’ve short listed some bloody good tips to give you a better than average chance at getting your New Years plans to stick.<e end of January.

  • How sex can save you this Christmas!

    RedHotPie Editor | December 18 2008

    How sex can save you this Christmas!

    Look, we all know that Christmas is traditionally known as the happiest time of year; friends and family unite in the name of giving, problems are put on hold and we all embrace the welcoming arms of a new year. But LOOK OUT! The holidays are a bloody dangerous time. It’s well documented that the human mortality has a terrible habit of creeping up over the Christmas/New Year’s break; but fret not dear friends, because your saviour is at hand… so to speak.

  • Men in Uniform - Still Sexy?

    RedHotPie Editor | December 16 2008

    Men in Uniform - Still Sexy?

    Well, there are two police officers in the Northern Territory currently scoffing popcorn while watching Oprah after being stood down from active duty. You see the mistake they made was allowing photographs of their partying down with some scantily clad ladies at the annual Hookers Ball to get out. As far as we’re concerned the partying down bit’s ok, just don’t let the pics get back to your boss!

  • RedHotPie’s guide to the hottest summer ever!

    RedHotPie Editor | December 10 2008

    RedHotPie’s guide to the hottest summer ever!

    The baking summer rays are here, you can flip the boss of in the rear view, pack the esky and head to your special place. The canvas is clean and we wanna help you slab on just the right colours, ensuring this is the best summer ever! So, we’ve addressed all the big subjects selecting the crème de la crème to save you the hassle; from music to food, from booze to sex, it’s all sorted. Just flip through the list and get out there… it’s gonna be RedHot!

  • Hollywood goes Bi crazy!

    RedHotPie Editor | December 08 2008

    Hollywood goes Bi crazy!

    Tinseltown is going bisexual crazy! It’s an out and out flesh-romp that seems to have the full backing of the planets most glamorous industry and it’s being served up to us everywhere, from the billboards in your neighborhood to the big-screen blockbusters. Just a few years ago Hollywood seemed stuck in their perpetual closeting of anything too saucy bedroom wise, slowly however the trend has turned. Over the last few years bi and homosexuality has become forgivable, then fashionable, then bankable and now some are saying it has become exploited.

  • The Australian Sex Party - the RHP interview

    RedHotPie Editor | December 05 2008

    The Australian Sex Party - the RHP interview

    It’s a crazy time we’re living in friends, and in such uncertain straights we must be ever vigilant; we must be, at any stage, ready to fight for our right… our right to party! Now, we’re thrilled to report on the launch of The Australian Sex Party, another great initiative from the good people at EROS. Kicking off the party at Melbourne Sexpo with great aplomb and some serious skin, the Australian Sex peeps laid out a charter for reform that will protect our bedrooms for years to come. Wanting to know more, RedHotPie sat down with Fiona Patten, one of the main players in the party. In an extremely informative chat, Fiona described the party’s background and the role she sees their playing in Australian politics.

  • RHP hits the Beach Soccer League launch

    RedHotPie Editor | December 03 2008

    RHP hits the Beach Soccer League launch

    On behalf of the Starlight foundation, RedHotPie along with other business heavyweights including Foxtel, Chevron, SGIO and even an A-League crew (hardly fair we know) will be duking it out on the sands of Perth’s City Beach for the Beach Soccer cup and boasting rights for the next year!

  • Red Hot Christmas!

    Bessie & Geoff | December 01 2008

    Red Hot Christmas!

    Christmas comes but once a year, which of course proves it’s not a member of Red Hot Pie; so we thought we’d stuff your stocking with a couple of essentials chestnuts of wisdom to make you, your Christmas and anyone else you get your hands on during this period, go off with a bang!

  • Australian Sex Party unveiled!!!

    RedHotPie Editor | November 18 2008

    Australian Sex Party unveiled!!!

    Amidst a rapidly changing political landscape and an increasing resistance to ‘nanny state’ politics, Australia’s national adult industry association will today announce details of a new force in the Australian political landscape - the Australian Sex Party. The party launch will be held in conjunction with the opening of Sexpo at the Melbourne Exhibition Centre.

  • Private Browsing rocks!

    RedHotPie Editor | November 12 2008

    Private Browsing rocks!

    Are you like me Pie People? Are you a wonderful, sexually, self gratifying person? Do you like to ride the heavenly road that is the internet, perusing all the sexiness and extravagant decadence that is out there? Well that’s all good and well, but what happens when we use the internet for such things? We build up a nasty little trail of information that’s what; a concise user history chronicling our every cyber-move - web sites, visited, times, dates, oh yes it’s all there… or at least… it was.

  • Sexy Party Previews - November

    RedHotPie Editor | November 10 2008

    Sexy Party Previews - November

    Well how was October peeps?!? Crazy huh, well this month we’ve got one goal, top October! With the events that are popping up on the horizon, that looks like an achievable feat so lets get together and sex November up! As always we’re looking out for your personal gratification so we’ve selected a few of the choice cuts form the adult party calendar for you to peruse and hopefully enjoy!

  • Reviews and Previews - Nov 08

    RedHotPie Editor | November 10 2008

    Reviews and Previews - Nov 08

    It’s been another huge month but without a doubt, one of the biggest events to be held of late was Passion in Paradise, without a doubt the sexiest weekend on the circuit. Sure, technically the swinging soiree was held this month, but let me say - the going’s on were well and truly hot enough to cover both October and November! The guests looked to be sculpted by the gods themselves and the atmosphere was simply electric, everyone had descended on this beautiful location with one thing in mind and it wasn’t long before eyes, hands and bodies began to wander.

  • Naughty Sex Top Ten

    RedHotPie Editor | November 10 2008

    Naughty Sex Top Ten

    So this month, as you know we’re doing the naughty sex things… but what does that entail, you know, when we’re talking about the physical act. Are we looking at some kind of paddling ceremony? Perhaps some ruler and knuckle play, is it s+m, is it sensory deprivation, is it just handcuffs? Well we’ve gone ahead and put together a little list covering some of the best bits of naughty sex and some advice on what they involve and how to bring them into your sexual reality...

  • Purr's L-word party

    RedHotPie Editor | November 10 2008

    Purr's L-word party

    Sydney's first PURR party went off with a bang, glamorous couples and single girls from across the city, including some who flew in from as far as Perth, Brisvegas and Melbourne (the home of the PURR parties). Of course the RedHotPie team was there in full effect and things got a little crazy let us tell you!

  • Augie March - the RedHotPie interview

    RedHotPie Editor | November 04 2008

    Augie March - the RedHotPie interview

    After cutting their musical teeth in the small Victorian town of Shepparton, the future members of Augie March would all find their way to the state’s capital for schooling and general mischief. After having crossed paths due to friendships and associated siblings, the aspiring musos would find each other and form the nucleus of Augie March, a strange bird indeed, in possession of magical feathers capable of captivating a country. RedHotPie got to spend a little time with Augie March drummer Dave Williams to chat about their new record Watch Me Disappear, the Neil Finn connection and karaoke with Mandy Moore.

  • Have boobs, will travel

    RedHotPie Editor | November 03 2008

    Have boobs, will travel

    WONDERBRAS are set to become bestsellers in Vietnam - because the ruling Communist Party is banning small-chested women from driving motorbikes. Anyone with a chest under 71cm will be outlawed in a bid to make the country's notoriously hazardous roads safer. The idea is to prevent people who are too thin, too short or too sickly from riding a motorbike, Britain's Daily Telegraph newspaper reports. Enlarged livers and sinusitis will also rule out aspirant motorists.

  • Cop it sweet

    RedHotPie Editor | November 03 2008

    Cop it sweet

    AN AMOROUS couple have been arrested after having sex in their car - in a disabled space outside a police station. The US couple told officers they were unaware where they had parked, reports the Morning Call newspaper. They hadn't noticed several marked police cars in the other parking spaces nearby. They were outside the main police station in Hellertown, Pennsylvania, with the engine running in the early hours of the morning when a police officer tapped on the windscreen. Dennis Cullen, 23, and his female companion, who has not been named, told police they had been drinking at a university function earlier in the evening. Cullen was charged with drink driving. Neither he nor his companion were charged in connection with having sex in the car.

  • Suck My Kiss

    RedHotPie Editor | November 03 2008

    Suck My Kiss

    A MAN has been arrested and jailed for getting hot and steamy with a vacuum cleaner ... at a car wash. The 29-year-old was caught when a resident in Swan Creek Township, Michigan, spotted him acting suspiciously and called police. The cop then caught the accused in the middle of act and said: "I've seen some strange things, but this is the weirdest thing I've ever heard." The man's name has not been released

  • Skin School

    RedHotPie Editor | November 03 2008

    Skin School

    A German teacher has been caught on camera stripping down to almost nothing during a raunchy game of “truth or dare” with her 15-year-old students. The strip tease, filmed on a student's mobile phone, has outraged parents who have demanded the woman be sacked, the The Sun newspaper reports. The teacher was supervising a start of term party at a school in Zalaegerszeg, western Hungary, when the game got out of hand. The unnamed woman is seen curtsying in the video before ripping off her top and swinging it around her head in time to music as her teenage pupils cheer and hoot. The teacher strips down to her bra and unzips and lowers her pants suggestively. She continues her raunchy floor show for about two minutes before another teacher steps in and covers her with a table cloth. One parent was quoted in the Sun as saying the students "couldn't believe their luck" when the teacher started stripping. The school's principal has refused to bow to demands the woman be f

  • Till the break of dawn

    RedHotPie Editor | November 03 2008

    Till the break of dawn

    A small Dutch community has recorded a 44 percent rise in baby births nine months after a power cut plunged its 23,000 inhabitants into darkness for two days. In December last year, the blades of an Apache helicopter accidentally severed the high voltage cables providing electricity to the nine villages that make up the municipality of Maasdriel in the east of the country. During the ensuing 50 hours of darkness, many inhabitants sought mid-winter hospitality in other towns, "but some found heat among themselves," town spokeswoman Annelies van Eijkeren said. There were 26 babies born in Maasdriel in September — a 44 percent rise on last year's 18, she added. While authorities may want to boost the population, "we are not envisaging doing so by cutting the power", said Van Eijkeren.

  • Naughty November - Shake it baby, shake it!

    Bessie & Geoff | November 03 2008

    Naughty November - Shake it baby, shake it!

    Only two months left to make 08 great! I must admit I love November. It’s time to squeeze the last drop of life out of the year as the subtle scent of anticipation and sins of the flesh signal the imminent arrival of orgiastic Xmas excess. This month the Red Hot Pie Gods have decreed ‘Naughty November’. Perhaps not quite Shakespearian in its originality, but none the less, appropriate for a time of year with such unique energy. It’s a time to shake out the fake, re invent, self express and roll into the New Year with some decent sins worth absolving and hopefully a renewed outlook on your life.

  • Halloween – the sexiest day?

    RedHotPie Editor | October 31 2008

    Halloween – the sexiest day?

    Yes, yes, we know it’s a Yank holiday but we figure it’s best to look at the good things they give the world as opposed to the bad - the Jonas Brothers, line-dancing, global economic recession and such. I mean take away the children and the candy coated apples, actually keep the apple candy things… so you’ve got the candy and an excuse to dress up in some outrageous outfits, letting ever dirty, sexy, awesome whim come to fruition; and as Australia slowly embraces our own bastardized version of the holiday, more and more scintillating Halloween bashes are springing up each and every year.

  • What is it about older men?

    RedHotPie Editor | October 27 2008

    What is it about older men?

    Well it would appear a little jaunt to St Tropez has become firmly wedged in U2 frontman, Bono’s throat recently after some highly suspect photos surfaced showing the 48 year old rocker getting quite cosy with 19 year old holiday makers Andrea Feick and Hannah Emerson. Now these are some seriously attractive young girls, and this guy is a rock star of the highest order, sure… but 30 years? When does the gap become too great? Does it ever become to great? The late Anna Nicole-Smith may have suggested that it does not… well dear Anna, bless your soul… we think maybe it does.

  • Only By The Night - Kings of Leon - Sony BMG

    RedHotPie Editor | October 21 2008

    Only By The Night - Kings of Leon - Sony BMG

    Can you imagine the groupies these kids are bedding right now? Preacher’s sons, recently shaved, and sporting a number one record… my god! From the reports coming in, they have moved away from their strict religious upbringing somewhat and are now dedicated to bringing the rock… and on Only By The Night, they do exactly that.

  • Black Ice - AC/DC - Sony BMG

    RedHotPie Editor | October 21 2008

    Black Ice - AC/DC - Sony BMG

    Well there’re two schools of thought here. Either you’re on your feet applauding AC/DC for staying true to their rock’n’roll roots, or your sitting, arms folded, wondering why they would release another rehash of the greatness they captured on Back in Black. Here at RedHotPie, we’re in the former camp, up the front, metal horns in the air, banging our head along with the greying, Aussie rock legends… and let us tell you why.

  • A Very British Gangster

    RedHotPie Editor | October 17 2008

    A Very British Gangster

    How good does this sound?!? A good old fashioned tale of some hard bastard who most likely spends his life terrorising his surroundings and any camera crew crazy enough to get within ten feet of him, well yes, it sounds the goods but in reality, A Very British Gangster is actually a very disappointing documentary.

  • Not Quite Hollywood

    RedHotPie Editor | October 17 2008

    Not Quite Hollywood

    Well many of us won’t be old enough to recall the heady wave of Australian genre cinema that occurred in the 1970’s but director Mark Hartley has done an amazing job of capturing the wild frivolity of that very exciting period...

  • Sexy event previews and reviews Oct

    RedHotPie Editor | October 15 2008

    Sexy event previews and reviews Oct

    Yes indeedy folks, it’s been a wild month and RedHotPie has been on the ground and in the action, if you didn’t read the report from Skin Two Rubber Ball, be sure to check it out, it was simply amazing. Beyond that there were a slew of other fleshy fantastics taking place around the country, a few of which we’ve reviewed here. Even though our party suits have had quite the work out this month, we’re jumping into this month with all guns blazing, we’ve listed just a few of the choice shin-digs here also. So get reading, then get shagging!

  • Sexy Speak - the ultimate communication guide

    RedHotPie Editor | October 15 2008

    Sexy Speak - the ultimate communication guide

    We’ve all been there, whether you’re looking lovingly into your partners eyes or losing yourself in the face of a new friend… your heart is melting and you just want to put the moment into words and say something profound. Of course instead of breathtaking prose flying from your lips you mutter something about sniffing their hair and stuff the whole thing up! Well communicating with the opposite sex isn’t as hard as we sometimes make it, so RedHotPie is here with the ultimate coupling communications guide, a speaksheet that will make that guy or girl fall head over heels for you. It’s easy, achievable and proven in the field, so read on for all the sexy speak answers!

  • Skin Two Rubber Ball 2008

    Alison Cox | October 15 2008

    Skin Two Rubber Ball 2008

    Touted as the world’s most famous celebration of fetish, Tim Woodward’s Skin Two Rubber Ball 2008 bounced off on the 6th of September with salacious promise of a jam-packed night of music, mischief and mayhem. RedHotPie was excited and proud to be the major sponsor of this iconic international event and we got along to be part of the ride. Suitably attired in our newly acquired fetish finery we arrived at London Bridge superclub SE-One as it opened its doors at 10pm to a crowd keen to get their fetish groove on. High Street fashion was quickly discarded for cheeky rubber frocks and tighter-than-tight leather pants. This was the night when corporate lawyers transformed magically into latex clad drag queens with a mere wave of a talcum powder bottle.

  • Sexy party guide Oct 08

    RedHotPie Editor | October 09 2008

    Sexy party guide Oct 08

    The sex was hotter then an Indy car race engine on the Gold Coast last weekend when the gorgeous QLD inner circle couples & bi-girls got it on at a six star luxury lust fest. With desire the motivation of most the night quickly moved to getting naked & naughty at the Red Hot after party. Once again the Inner Circle crowd definitely proved why they are considered to be the most hedonistic in AUS! More about the Gold Coast lust fest plus all the other hot parties previews and reviews for October, read here.

  • Cans on cans

    RedHotPie Editor | October 06 2008

    Cans on cans

    SHOWING patrons she could crush beer cans between her exposed breasts has cost a West Australian barmaid $1,000. Hanging spoons on the barmaid's nipples also cost one of her co-workers $500, while their bar manager was fined $1,000 for failing to stop the pair, police said in a statement. Luana De Faveri, 31, was fined $1,000 in the Mandurah Magistrates Court today after pleading guilty to two breaches of Licence Conditions under the Liquor Control Act. Police said in June this year, De Faveri twice exposed her breasts to patrons in the Premier Hotel in Pinjarra, 87km south of Perth. "She was alleged to have also crushed beer cans between her breasts during one of the offences," police said. Another bar worker, Tracey Amanda Leslie, 43, was fined $500 after pleading guilty to assisting the commission of a breach of the act by helping hang spoons from De Faveri's nipples. The pub manager, Roy Williams, 43, was fined $1,000 after pleading guilty to a breach of the ac

  • Watch the teeth

    RedHotPie Editor | October 06 2008

    Watch the teeth

  • Wanker Town

    RedHotPie Editor | October 06 2008

    Wanker Town

    VILLAGERS in the small town of Cae Onan on the Welsh border with England have launched a petition to change the town's name because it translates into "Masturbation Meadow". The Welsh word Cae means meadow but Onan has no meaning in Welsh other than the biblical figure killed by God for “spilling his seed” instead of impregnating his dead brother’s wife. Onanism is the Welsh word for masturbation. Julia Newsham, who started the petition, told Associated Newspapers she believed council planners meant to call the village Cae Onnen which translates into Ash Meadow. "Anyone who knows Welsh and the Bible will put two and two together. There is a funny side but it is also embarrassing," she said. The council said it had no plans to change the town’s name.

  • Better late than never

    RedHotPie Editor | October 06 2008

    Better late than never

    NORA Hardwick, a 102-year-old pensioner, has posed topless to become the oldest known woman to appear in a nude calendar. The former-councillor, from Lincolnshire in the United Kingdom, became Miss November to raise cash for her local football team, Ancaster Athletic. Pub regular Nora - who covered her chest with a strategically-placed scarf - downed a small glass of whiskey before getting her kit off for the photograph. She told The Sun: "I'd never done anything like it before - and I doubt I will again. "I just thought 'go for it' and I'm so glad I did!" The landlord at the Ermine Way pub, Donna Moodie, added: "Nora's such a good sport."

  • Choc cock

    RedHotPie Editor | October 06 2008

    Choc cock

    AN Italian lolly shop boss had to cough up a $350 fine after making chocolate versions of a local porn star's best asset. Teresa Conti, 40, was ordered by Bologna police to melt down the chocolate versions of actor Rocco Siffredi's manhood. Passers-by had complained after the cocoa creations were placed on display in the shop window. Conti, who was fined for promoting indecency, said: "I only did it to get one up over my rivals and the displays in their chocolate shops."

  • Kaz James – Rockin’ New Bodies - RHP Interview

    RedHotPie Editor | October 03 2008

    Kaz James – Rockin’ New Bodies - RHP Interview

    How many of us have suffered the impossible embarrassment of blowing hard amongst the shrieking cacophony of the school band. Forcing spit through a busted clarinet or maybe you were one of the lucky ones, handed a five stringed acoustic and told to bring the rock, well as rock as Van Morrison can be. For Kaz James, the horrible sufferings of the school band served as a petrii dish, nourishing his dreams of world domination and musical mastery. From those humble beginnings James would go on to found Bodyrockers, the electronica duo responsible for that rump shaking anthem I Like the Way (You Move).

  • Swing into Spring - Bessie & Geoff tell all

    Bessie & Geoff | October 01 2008

    Swing into Spring - Bessie & Geoff tell all

    Hot Bodies, bums, flowers, fresh scents, sex n sun, at last spring has sprung! You may have already noticed the subtle sensations coursing through your veins changing everything from how you feel to how you’d like to be felt.

  • The New Joy of Sex - Exclusive RedHotPie interview

    RedHotPie Editor | September 15 2008

    The New Joy of Sex - Exclusive RedHotPie interview

    In 1972 the Joy of Sex mentioned the Clitoris in passing on only a few occasions; in the soon to be released, The New Joy of Sex, the clitoris gets two whole section devoted to it – just one of the welcome updates made by Susan Quilliam, the sexpert behind the modernizing of the western world’s most successful sex manual, The Joy of Sex.

  • How to nail that second date...

    RedHotPie Editor | September 11 2008

    How to nail that second date...

    Dating has changed people; no longer does a handful of roses and a little chivalry guarantee anything beyond date one. With the every expanding medium through which humans can communicate, navigating your way through a first date and onto a second has never been trickier. That problem is compounded when coming from the world of cyber-space...

  • RedhotPieUK Party Previews Sept 08

    RedHotPie Editor | September 10 2008

    RedhotPieUK Party Previews Sept 08

    Well another sexified month down, and another kicking off! Dear friends, isn't it wonderful to be alive! Wehn you find yourself in the middle off one of these sexy parties you really have to thank the stars for the time we spend in this mortal coil shagging other hot mortals and screaming Thankyou RedHotPie at the top of our lungs! So to keep you up to date with all the sexy adult parties we've collated a few choice bashes to start with... read on dear friend for the ime of your life!

  • RedHotPie Previews and Reviews Sept 08

    RedHotPie Editor | September 10 2008

    RedHotPie Previews and Reviews Sept 08

    Oh it’s real people, come Saturday October 4, Queensland will rocking the adult fun like never before. Whether you’re in Brisbane or down on the Gold Coast, you’re in for the night of your life. In the capital, our good friends at Couples International are throwing their “Back to School” bash. After their recent council approval, making them the first and only fully recognized swingers club, CI will be treating their guests to a night of wild debauchery to say thank you for the support over the last couple of years. It’s going to be wild, it’s going to be hot and it’s going to be unforgettable. If you’re looking to party on the Gold Coast, Inner-circle, Australia’s hottest lifestyle collective will be hosting Glamorous, a smoldering inferno of beautiful party people intent on achieving physical nirvana with a little help from their friends. Not only will this highly prestigious gathering take sexy to new heights, it’s completely free! That’s right, no entry charge what so ever, h

  • Death Magnetic - Metallica

    RedHotPie Editor | September 09 2008

    Death Magnetic - Metallica

    Well anyone who sat through the eye-gougingly painful Some Kind of Monster documentary chronicling Metallica as they crafted their uber-shite St Anger album would be very curious to see if this fractured quartet could regroup to produce anything resembling quality metal ever again. The answer is yes.

  • Butt nothing!

    RedHotPie Editor | September 09 2008

    Butt nothing!

  • Boobs on bikes

    RedHotPie Editor | September 09 2008

    Boobs on bikes

  • Peepee Voodoo

    RedHotPie Editor | September 09 2008

    Peepee Voodoo

  • Lose the Habit!

    RedHotPie Editor | September 09 2008

    Lose the Habit!

  • Man goes nuts!

    RedHotPie Editor | September 09 2008

    Man goes nuts!

    A Malaysian welder had to have a nut removed from around his penis after an attempt to lengthen it before he gets engaged next week went embarrassingly wrong.

  • Russell Brand - Bad boy or buffoon?

    RedHotPie Editor | September 09 2008

    Russell Brand - Bad boy or buffoon?

    Well the American’s have been quite uppity recently about UK wild child Russell Brand’s hosting job at the MTV Video Music Awards. It all seems a little ridiculous don’t you think? They go and hire a loud mouthed, liberal sex bomb and then they get upset when he fails to pander to American conservatism and god forbid express some truthful opinions about things... well it's the old bad boy love hate thing again isn't it!

  • Harold and kumar: Escape from Guantanamo Bay

    RedHotPie Editor | September 04 2008

    Harold and kumar: Escape from Guantanamo Bay

    You know what to expect going in so don’t whine when it’s served up on a plate. Yes if you’re hoping for anything more than dick, fart and boob jokes you best look elsewhere, for Harold and Kumar: Escape from Guantanamo Bay follows in it’s predecessors footsteps in the content department. Its gross-out humour for the kids and if you can turn the intellect off for a couple hours it works just fine. From the facial sperm shots the dick sandwiches being served up to doughnut hating terrorists in Guantanamo, each shot is pretty cheap, you know it, they know it, but we’re all ok with it.

  • Universes - Birds of Tokyo - Independant

    RedHotPie Editor | September 03 2008

    Universes - Birds of Tokyo - Independant

    It’s almost embarrassing that when discussing Birds of Tokyo, front-man Ian Kenny’s other musical juggernaut, Karnivool will be referenced. I mention this only because with the release of their second album, Universe’s, Perth’s Birds of Tokyo have completely emerged from the shadow of their heavy hitting relation.

  • Miss Nude Australia 2009 wrap

    RedHotPie Editor | September 03 2008

    Miss Nude Australia 2009 wrap

    The City of Churches was worshipping at the Temple of Flesh Friday night as Adelaide’s Crazy Horse Revue hosted the nation’s sexiest pageant, the hotly contested, Miss Nude Australia. The crowd assembled from far and wide, eagerly anticipating the arrival of tonight’s finalists. It’s been quite the road these girls have travelled; from all around Australia they had come, seeking fame and fortune. All week they had been battling through the semi finals to earn selection for tonight’s final showdown.

  • SUPERCHARGE your SEXLIFE

    Bessie & Geoff | September 02 2008

    SUPERCHARGE your SEXLIFE

    Buckle up boys and girls, spring has sprung and that means it’s time to shake off the cobwebs and fire up those pheromones. No more crawling out of bed: cold, bitching about the boss and watching mindless crap on TV. Now is the perfect time to be reminded you are at the wheel of Mother Natures #1 sex machine. Yep that’s you! There is not another creature on the planet that has the ability to experience pleasure in as many unique and naughty ways as us humans do.

  • Tropic Thunder

    RedHotPie Editor | September 02 2008

    Tropic Thunder

    Ben Stiller… he’s a hard one. For most it’s a love or hate deal; you either bust a gut every time his awkward antics push his rubbery face into another panicked outburst or… you don’t. What ever your thoughts on the man, his new production Tropic Thunder may win you over which ever side of the fence you sit on.

  • UK Previews Aug 08

    RedHotPie Editor | August 27 2008

    UK Previews Aug 08

    With Skin Two Rubber Ball coming up the hairs are starting to stand on end and the excitement is becoming palpable. As always we here at RedHotPie have our finger on the pulse and our mission to keep you up to date with the UK’s sexiest parties is an ongoing joy. So as well as the Robber Ball we’d like you to throw a couple more dates in your adult fun diary to ensure you’re world keeps rockin’ as hard and as fast as possible. Click here for all the hot event news…

  • Sex Lives of Australian Women - RHP interview

    RedHotPie Editor | August 15 2008

    Sex Lives of Australian Women - RHP interview

    Well to say Joan Sauers new book contains some explosive revelations about Australian women and their habits between the sheets would be an understatement and then some. Based on the findings of an extensive online poll, Sauer’s new book Sex Lives of Australian Women is a compelling read; a book you simply cannot put down. The statistics are amazing, the insights surprising and the commonality that runs through us all, comforting. RedHotPie took some time with author Joan Sauers to ask her a few questions about the book, the answers contained within and state of modern romance and sexuality.

  • Previews and Feature review – Brisbane’s Intimate Inner Circle

    RedHotPie Editor | August 15 2008

    Previews and Feature review – Brisbane’s Intimate Inner Circle

    Over 50 of Brisbane’s sexiest couples came out to play on Saturday night, 2nd of August when Brisbane Inner Circle rolled out the red carpet to their ‘Wintimate’ party in a VIP location. With the dress code as “super sexy”, the classy crowd kicked the night off with cocktails and canapés and quickly moved onto flirting and frolicking mode. With the sexual energy induced, the crowd moved onto the hot after party at Couples International Club. Rumours have surfaced that some then had their own after, after party in a luxury apartment location where things got very naked and naughty. For all the hot party action around Australia for you sexy RedHotPie members click here.

  • Sexiest sport of all time???

    RedHotPie Editor | August 13 2008

    Sexiest sport of all time???

    How many pant tents and girly gushes were unleashed around Oz when the Australian beach volleyballers started pounding the sand in Beijing? This young and unassuming sport, grown from drunken, holiday tomfoolery, has become a marketing juggernaut and a highly sought after watch for Olympic punters. What’s not to love? You’ve got the sand, the sport, the rippling, naked flesh of these taught young champions… what a game!

  • Italian Prime Minister a leg man

    RedHotPie Editor | August 13 2008

    Italian Prime Minister a leg man

    Silvio Berlusconi, the Italian Prime Minister has revealed a hitherto unknown prudish streak by ordering his staff to cover up a woman's breast in a Tiepolo masterpiece hung in the office in Rome where he meets the media.

  • Blue balls!

    RedHotPie Editor | August 13 2008

    Blue balls!

    A man who grabbed a police officer's testicles during a street fight has been convicted and sentenced to community work

  • Sydney Sexpo wrap

    RedHotPie Editor | August 05 2008

    Sydney Sexpo wrap

    Man, oh man… what a massive event it was. Even torrential rain and freezing winds couldn’t stop the sexy heat of Sexpo filling Sydney last month and when you combine that with the smouldering sass of the RedHotPie team you can bet your sweet bippy there was a whole bunch o’ fun had!

  • RHP on the Ground

    RedHotPie Editor | August 04 2008

    RHP on the Ground

    As we now completely rule the online realm we’ve decided to get out there and party in the real world, that’s why you will now find a new RHP on the ground page on the site. We figured that we’d get out there and document our road trips, comps and general , RedHot fun before bring the proof home for your enjoyment; you can bet we have as much fun making it as you will watching it!

  • Bi is the new black!

    Bessie & Geoff | August 04 2008

    Bi is the new black!

    It has to be said that if you haven’t pashed your best mate at a party then you haven’t lived! Or so say many singles today. Don’t panic lads I’m not talking about you. YET! But since the top selling song in the U.S. is ‘I kissed a girl’ and everyone from MTV to Sex in the City is using a little ‘lady on lady luvin’ to get you to tune in, you might just wonder “if life is passing you BI”?

  • The Dark Knight

    RedHotPie Editor | July 17 2008

    The Dark Knight

    After the tragic passing of Heath Ledger a few months ago, The Dark Knight was always going to be the most anticipated release of 2008; not only did Ledgers death rob us of an amazing talent, it has also burdened the second of the of the modern Batman incarnations with the unfair responsibility of book-ending a career that was set to explode. Luckily, director Christopher Nolan and his amazing ensemble have crafted a dark epic that can carry both itself and Ledger's memory.

  • The Big Three - event previews

    RedHotPie Editor | July 16 2008

    The Big Three - event previews

    The Big Three Yes Dating has leapt to the front of Australia’s online dating scene with some hard work and more love than a Hallmark factory on Christmas Day! Now we’ve sought out Australia’s premium players on the ground to give you some of the greatest dating experiences available. Between our good friends at Fast match, Get Hitched and Arendezvous we’ve got all your dating needs covered out there in the real world. From dating workshops to networking nights to romantic getaways, the big three have ya covered…

  • Sex Lives of Australian Women – Exclusive interview

    RedHotPie Editor | July 16 2008

    Sex Lives of Australian Women – Exclusive interview

    Well to say Joan Sauers new book contains some explosive revelations about Australian women and their habits between the sheets would be an understatement and then some. Based on the findings of an extensive online poll, Sauer’s new book Sex Lives of Australian Women is a compelling read; a book you simply cannot put down. The statistics are amazing, the insights surprising and the commonality that runs through us all, comforting.

  • Hancock - RHP review

    RedHotPie Editor | July 08 2008

    Hancock - RHP review

    Will Smith, Charlize Theron and Jason Bateman… good so far yes? Well throw them into a part-superhero – part self discovery Hollywood blockbuster and the results… well they kinda vary...

  • RHP hits Sexpo in Sydney – July 24 - 27

    RedHotPie Editor | July 08 2008

    RHP hits Sexpo in Sydney – July 24 - 27

    Blistering strip shows, face melting sex toys and a slew of RedHotPie guys and girls capable of arousing clergy at fifty paces… that’s Sexpo baby and it’s coming to Sydney from July 24th through the 27th at Moore Park’s Horden Pavilion.

  • U2-3D review

    RedHotPie Editor | July 01 2008

    U2-3D review

    Even for a band that has built a career on amazing music and the embrace of any medium that can support it, U2’s new 3D concert release must have been a daunting task. With an enormous logistics load already in place for their vertigo tour adding a large percentage of the world’s 3D camera rigs to the equation can’t have been easy, but the result seems to be worth it… kind of.

  • Indestructible - Disturbed - Warner Music

    RedHotPie Editor | June 24 2008

    Indestructible - Disturbed - Warner Music

    Well if there has ever been an example of middle-America rock, here it is. After establishing themselves with trademarked vocal terrets built atop staccato metal riffs on their debut long player The Sickness, the Chicago four-piece have been puttering along quite nicely without ever really challenging the formula that put them on the map in 2000.

  • Shihad - The exclusive interview

    RedHotPie Editor | June 12 2008

    Shihad - The exclusive interview

    For those of you who dreamt about starting your own rock band during homeroom at high school, read on for a rock'n'roll exclusive, where we chewed the fat with Shihad frontman Jon Toogood about 'Beautiful Machine', the latest offering from the heavy metal/alternative rock enigma.<br> </br>

  • The Hottest Aural Ever!

    RedHotPie Editor | June 09 2008

    The Hottest Aural Ever!

    It’s a fast world we live in; damn fast. Never has there been an age such as this, and never have humans had to adapt so quickly to their surroundings. How are we growing, how are we coping and how are we relating? On what levels are we connecting with each other in a time where a smile has been replaced by emoticons and handshakes by text messaging? Well there is a fair argument to say that men and women have never been further apart and as the ancient art of speak seems to become more and more fractured with each new blogging site, the act of engaging a potential partner in real life grows harder by the day. So it’s time for some old school communication pointers, the big five for each sex. What women want to hear and just as importantly, what men want to hear...

  • Preview and Reviews May 08

    RedHotPie Editor | May 16 2008

    Preview and Reviews May 08

    Yeah it’s getting’ cold but as we all know, that’s when things really start to get hot… am I right or am I right people? From the banana benders to the sand gropers, everyone has been getting frisky in what has been shaping up as one for the hottest years on the Australian sexy party circuit in some time.<br><br> As always we’ve been on the ground and on the grapevine getting some feedback from the sexiest parties around the country and we look forward to the must-attend function coming up over the next few weeks…<br><br> So get your diary out and your red marker ready… here the redhot party news…

  • BomChicka Wah Wahhhh

    Bessie & Geoff | May 02 2008

    BomChicka Wah Wahhhh

    BomChicka Wah Wahhhh! Don’t you just love that BomChicka feeling of hot, compatible, getting to know you sex? Its one of those feelings you don’t forget and want to keep as long as possible. Just imagine how much easier it would be to hold onto a relationship or avoid infidelity if night after night you were swinging from the chandeliers totally abandoned just like the first time you met.

  • Control - Madman Distribution

    RedHotPie Editor | April 28 2008

    Control - Madman Distribution

    Every now and then a film comes along that can turn perspective on its head. In this case it’s the Ian Curtis Biopic Control. Following the demon plagued frontman of the seminal UK outfit Joy Division, Control uses it’s limited means masterfully in a showing that can hit with the big boys seven days a week. The hard black and white film grade drags the entire film into a smoky depression that so beautifully reflects the main character’s own self-image and contributes to the overwhelming weight of the picture.

  • Top Ten Celebrity Sex Tapes

    RedHotPie Editor | April 17 2008

    Top Ten Celebrity Sex Tapes

    Another day another celebrity sex tape – it appears that the Hollywood stars of today are more famous for their homemade videos than their blockbusters – not that were complaining! Ever since Pammy and Tommy stripped off and shagged senseless on their honeymoon (while thoughtfully recording the sex session for the rest of us to enjoy), celebrity sex tapes have become so huge that we felt they deserved their own red carpet award ceremony. And so here you have it – RedHotPie’s Top Celebrity Sex Tapes.

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