You know its hot when....

You know its hot when....

    | Jan 06, 2018
MsJonesy   Woman 50yrs
You willingly remove the batteries from a vibrator so you can power up the remote control for the air con ๐Ÿ˜Ž



You know its hot when....

Watching ice skating on TV is suddenly the best idea ever! ๐Ÿ˜



Over to you forumites.....



You know its hot when......
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cavey50   Man 58yrs

personally??




I know it is HOT when I HAVE to put on boots for no other reason then I cannot walk on the road or concrete,

THIS is a kinda private joke for those who know me in RL..

I just do not wear shoes except at work and on my bike.

I went to a wedding the other day.. a couple I me on here years ago..

their entire family pulled the piss out of me for wearing shoes to the function..



Whilst on the subject...

Those same people KNOW it is cold if they see me with more then one layer of clothing on.

I have done a number of fortnight and month long gigs in NZ winter where everyone was in alpine gear, and this dumb Neanderthal was still in jeans and t shirt..

And 4 years in Orange NSW in the same outfits..


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AnnieWhichway   TV/CD 55yrs

you know its hot when

Betty says it might be too hot to go out for a drink.......

But can't be that hot, she's still coming out....
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Bananaboy_76   Man 41yrs

You know itโ€™s hot

When youโ€™re a water skier, who skis in all sorts of weather, winter, storms, rain.

But when the northerly is blowing and 45degrees I just go home and burn more coal for the Aircon.

Lucky it doesnโ€™t occur very often, itโ€™s about the only thing to get me really, really cross!

BB

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I_touch_myself2

you know it's hot when

your hot flashes go unnoticed, everyone has them, even men ๐Ÿ˜
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Meander   Woman 45yrs

You know it's hot when

Bunnings cancels their sausage sizzle!


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countrytouch  

Man 35yrs

...

The truck leaves tread marks in sealed roads ;)

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00001

...........................

In the news 1 day ago



You know it's hot when 10 kilometres of the Hume Highway in Vic melts.
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00001

You know it's hot when

your chocolate is melting and just like a kid when you eat it you get the opportunity to lick the melted chocolate off your fingers
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OkeyDoke45  

Man 48yrs

You know it's hot when...

My feet are hot in my work boots, but taking them off just isn't an option.

For a more tropical flavor, you know it's hot when sweat pools in your ears and you have to do the old ''tilt tilt'' with the head either side so that you can hear properly.
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Tom_Foolery   Man 36yrs

You know its hot when

you sweat your balls off. Literally. I think mine are rolling around in the street somewhere nicely baked by the sun. I wonder if thats where baked beans come from??

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Bananaboy_76   Man 41yrs

Saw that Meander!

Bet there was lots of disappointment for the sausage brigade!

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jayme2   Man 55yrs

Only today...

You know it's hot when you try walking up off the beach and the sands so fkn hot you end up performing a river-dance all the way off...
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Koolgrey   Man 44yrs

You know it's hot..

..when the cold water tap won't do cold. At all.

..when the planes won't land. Err...what the far..?!

..When your washing has dried. In the washing machine..!
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I_touch_myself2

you know it's hot when

you dive into the pool and it's like a warm bath. Waves to all you Karratha people ๐Ÿ˜
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inspirit   Woman 54yrs

HAHAHA Kool..

Don't you just love the Pilbara!

I was in the Para pit once greasing a shovel.... 65 was the reading under the it.

Swimming at Karagini made it all worth it tho

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Koolgrey   Man 44yrs

. . . . .




Quoting 'inspirit'

Don't you just love the Pilbara!



I was in the Para pit once greasing a shovel.... 65 was the reading under the it.



Swimming at Karagini made it all worth it tho

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True.
I've been to some pretty wicked swimming holes up here, where you wouldn't think that swimming holes would exist.

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vampavibe   Woman 38yrs

You know it's hot when




you can't buy a family quiche and bread rolls for lunch because all the local bakeries are closed.


And yes, ITouch know what you mean: "you dive into the pool and it's like a warm bath"

Was expecting cool water when entering the neighbour's pool yesterday arvo......but no.

Still, it was very relaxing sitting in the pool for a couple of hours catching up with friends.



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You know its hot when...

you have ordered an ice-cream and the person puts the cone in a mettle thing with holes (lets just call it a bloody ice-cream holder), and as you fiddle about trying to organise the cash to pay, you watch your ice-cream start to melt. This happened to me yesterday. I huge chunk slid off the ice-cream onto the bench. It was like watching an ice berg enjoying a dose of global warming. I actually considered using the five second rule and shoving the chunk into my mouth anyway - I was desperately hot.

...you can almost convince someone from RL to go skinny dipping in a dam with you.
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inspirit   Woman 54yrs

You know it hot when...

The East Coast start whining about the heat.

๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜›
Jking

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HappyGoLucky70   Woman 47yrs

You know it's hot

When the sea temperature feels as hot as you

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