Toilet seat up or down?

Toilet seat up or down?

    | Jan 17, 2018
gazpacho   Man 56yrs
Just inspected some commercial bathrooms for work. Noticed stained floor tiles under the urinals. Nothing new there.
Since becoming single again and living alone, I engage some Thai cleaners once a fortnight to come and clean my studio apartment.
I fully appreciate the job that they do. There is even a nude cleaning service offered by other providers but I haven’t ventured there yet. Has anyone? I digress...
Back on point - Men can’t aim! Not such a revelation to many, but perhaps the reasons aren’t so obvious. Approaching more senior years I go more often. There’s a reduced flow. There’s more dribbling rather than fire hose pressure to which I was accustomed. The dribbling and reduced flow make it harder to aim.
In fact, I now marvel at the sound of young men urinating. So forceful! Hmmmm. I’m leaning towards water sports? No. Well, maybe. I’d have to be feeling very slutty. I digress.
For the kids I used to put a target on the back of the pan just above the waterline. Didn’t help much. See, dick holes can gum up a bit, stuck with pre-ejaculate? and a bloke can’t always know which direction the flow is going to take. Hence the stained floor tiles. It’s not like we piss on the floor on purpose. So, lifting the lid doesn’t always prevent us from pissing on it.
Other blokes have congenital abnormalities like two piss holes. Aiming that must be near impossible.
So, if you clean bathrooms in your household, on behalf of all men, I apologise. I thought you should know, that we sometimes miss, and piss on the seat while it’s in the up position. Oops. That’s a bloke secret.
Discuss.

Hugs
Gaz


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jayme2   Man 55yrs

Try as you may...

There's still a fine line between finding the quite spot and pissing on the seat...
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jayme2   Man 55yrs

That's why men prefer it up..

😜
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CandyD   Woman 32yrs

Dude

Don’t think that story is going to help u pick up.



Men, you can just put the lid down. That would help. 🤨





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Hmmm

I don't know mate. My aim (and care factor) was probably pretty crap as a child but I like to think I have pretty good aim these days. There is always the option of actually lifting the toilet seat or cleaning up after yourself like I do!

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gazpacho   Man 56yrs

The quiet spot?

Jayme, I’ve been revelling in the freedom of pissing right in the middle of the water zone with total disregard for the noise. Ahhh the joys of single life!

Hugs
Gaz

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midnightblue71

Gaz

Thank you it clarifies a lot for me.

Pee on the floor is my pet peeve but now I will be a little more forgiving.


Oh and I prefer the toilet paper to face forward not to the back and the toilet seat preferably down.
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gazpacho   Man 56yrs

Parenting

I’ve been pissed on more times than I care to admit....

Not parenting
So picking up. I recall someone sitting on my face and without warning I nearly drowned. Bloody squirters. Can’t trust them!

It’s like the first time theory.

First time a chick emptied the sex crumbs from her vagina all over my chest I was disgusted. Now I like that kind of thing.
Same with the first spit, the first anal, the first times sucked a guy off... the first time someone squirted all over my face filling my mouth with whatever the fuck that is.... all these firsts disgust me first... but now I like it. So... picking up water sports as a hobby? I’m going to be disgusted. That’s a given.

Hugs
Gaz



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Mischeviouslad   Man 47yrs

replying to the author

I’ll fess up....... where many wouldn’t.







In those dark, very early, mentally foggy and not awake yet kinda mornings.....







..... I’ve sat down to pee.





Seat down, helps.



Seat up.... clears the fog pretty quickly 😂







I guess letting go in the shower is another option.

Just warn your partners first I guess, and stay off the asparagus



😂



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Sailbadthesinner

It’s not that hard.

You just sit down to pee. Play with you phone, read a magazine etc.

Save the manly shit for the bush and the lemon tree.

Oh and Gaz, I bit of core exercise like weights or Pilates does wonders for the dribble.

Your Welcome.
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Doubleup282   Couple Man 50yrs Woman 48yrs

ML I agree

Getting up to pee in the dark it’s much safer for everyone to sit down, otherwise you need the light on to aim and that’s a bit harsh on the eyes at 4:30am!

Morning wood increases the degree of difficulty on getting the right trajectory while standing, sitting and leaning right forward (almost a downward dog yoga pose) help keep things under control. Just don’t let it touch the porcelain!!!

Don’t get me started on the high water level toilets in places like the USA and Asia and the associated risk of your bits taking an unscheduled swim!

I think the women of RHP are starting to get a picture of the real life difficulties that us men face every day...

Mr D

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I_touch_myself2

yuck

Seriously. How did this even get approved. Are you that hard up for topics you have to talk about your piss?

Come on mods wakey wakey
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gazpacho   Man 56yrs

I touch

Just because I reported your vilification of another person doesn’t mean you can point your broom at me, darling.



Hugs

Gaz
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midnightblue71

Nice to find a subject

That probably doesn't interest some........

Oh well cant please all the people all the time

Going through life without a sense of humour and everything always being serious is quite frankly boring as batshit.

I like the off wall forums and forumites. Keep em coming at least the musings of some keep us entertained.


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gazpacho   Man 56yrs

Sail bad....

BPH mate.



The doctor put me in a gym group. I attended four weeks but all me mates kept disappearing. “Where’s Bob?” .... “he died last week bro.”



The typical topic of conversation was “What stage are you?”.... and the gym instructor said “reduce those weights gaz”. “That’s it. Now have a rest.” We are not here to get fit, buddy.”



I had to give that up before they called my number.



Hugs

Gaz
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CandyD   Woman 32yrs

.yeah, right

We can discuss menopause but not prostate health. Shame, 👎🏻
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CandyD   Woman 32yrs

Double up

That reminded me, a few weeks a go at work I went to use the unisex toilet and walking in on an older gentleman (from another department) sitting on the toilet, pants pooled around his ankles and iPhone in his hand! He’d forgotten to lock the door.



Good lord. My eyes, my eyes!!
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Q1340

Thai Cleaners ???

Is the nationality that important ?? or are they just cleaners who happen to be Thai.

Not sure why you would need to make the distinction in the post.

And Lid down, its preferred by most women and jut looks tidier
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MrMojoRisin   Man 64yrs

Kitson

suggests putting a ping pong ball in the bowl.
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gazpacho   Man 56yrs

lmfao. Not all of us are allowed talk about menopause!!!





Quoting 'CandyDelicious'

We can discuss menopause but not prostate health. Shame, 👎🏻

This site is not bland ol'd VanillaPie. Watersports are listed as a thing you can tick... and they don't mean waterpolo. There's bound to be a few spinsters about who think they run the show, Candy.

Hugs
Gaz
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gazpacho   Man 56yrs

Why you ask two dogs?




Quoting 'Q1340'

Is the nationality that important ?? or are they just cleaners who happen to be Thai.

Not sure why you would need to make the distinction in the post.

And Lid down, its preferred by most women and jut looks tidier


Just cleaners? The fact that they are Thai cleaners is important to them. Why do you ask?
Hugs
Gaz

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