Profiles - What grinds your gears.

Profiles - What grinds your gears.

    | Apr 27, 2018
EarthQueen   Woman 47yrs
This is more of a fun topic about what shits you on dating profiles or during interactions. On any site.

I'lll start.
I strongly dislike grown men with snapchat filters on. I don't want a bunny or kitty man. What the actual fuck?
Does anyone like a 45 year old man with little furry ears and whiskers?

Your turn.

Apr 27, 2018 Report Abuse  |   Reply with Quote  |   Reply Reply Post
HotNightsPerth   Couple Man 47yrs Woman 45yrs

Template messages

Urghh.... rolls eyes πŸ™„

- Posted from rhpmobile
Apr 27, 2018 Report Abuse  |   Reply with Quote  |   Reply Reply Post
pipsqueak   Woman 34yrs

I’m laughing at your gripe earthqueen



That made me smile



Mine



I’m an easy going laid back guy with a good sense of humour



Every bloke is this apparently



Give me intense, driven, passionate, idealistic, ambitious cause, man are these guys exciting to be around
Apr 27, 2018 Report Abuse  |   Reply with Quote  |   Reply Reply Post
Obsidian  

Man 47yrs

Snapchat filters?

Clearly you haven't perused the female profiles of any dating sites recently. I would estimate there are more filter "enhanced" pictures, than normal.

Don't do it! It isn't funny, it isn't cute, we don't think you are clever.

What else. Ahh, my favourite.
"If you want to know anything just ask"
or, commonly,
"if u want 2 kno anything ask".
Fine. What's the capital of Sierra Leone? How many angels can dance on the head of a pin? Can you find that squeak in my car that I can't identify?

- Posted from rhpmobile
Apr 27, 2018 Report Abuse  |   Reply with Quote  |   Reply Reply Post
Mischeviouslad   Man 47yrs

.

Those euro style profile pics so many fakes use








I mean come on..... if you’re gonna be fake, put some effort into it fella





🀣
Apr 27, 2018 Report Abuse  |   Reply with Quote  |   Reply Reply Post
Freaky_Fun   Woman 48yrs

Hahaha EQ

Snap chat filters on men any age like wtaf.

Hey how r u

And my all time favourite "l love oral and I'm the best at it" πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ l'm yet to read a profile where it says sorry I'm shit at it but I'll give it a go.
Apr 27, 2018 Report Abuse  |   Reply with Quote  |   Reply Reply Post
countrytouch

...

All the Snapchat filters among the bare minimum profile details, never to see any login/recent activity ever again, shows the sheer amount of fake profiles generated.

PS I like all the new pics with pets though... Mmm... See above.

- Posted from rhpmobile
Apr 27, 2018 Report Abuse  |   Reply with Quote  |   Reply Reply Post
Lionsdoll1   Woman 38yrs

HotNightsPerth

I’ll see your template messages and raise you.... template profiles πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™€οΈ

Oh and a no photo to match the template profile πŸ‘ŽπŸ€ͺ

- Posted from rhpmobile
Apr 27, 2018 Report Abuse  |   Reply with Quote  |   Reply Reply Post
SuperFoxxxy   Woman 46yrs

Obsidian

What you said.

I agree with you 100%! They are not cute.

Ms Foxy

Apr 27, 2018 Report Abuse  |   Reply with Quote  |   Reply Reply Post
Free_spirit_72   Woman 46yrs

Atrocious spelling

When they don't even bother to try. The difference between their there and they're is not hard to figure out. Profiles riddled with woeful word usage make my eyes want to vomit.

- Posted from rhpmobile
Apr 27, 2018 Report Abuse  |   Reply with Quote  |   Reply Reply Post
Rlee552  

Man 42yrs

Looky loo profiles

The bare minimum required to get a profile registered - so they can have perve. Or the clear model fakes - no you are not being clever when you send me a standard template message demanding to be my mistress, listing a β€˜gmale’ email address designed to get around the filters, and then asking me to make a financial offering. Thankfully it doesn’t take long for your profile to disappear.
Apr 27, 2018 Report Abuse  |   Reply with Quote  |   Reply Reply Post
countrytouch

C'mon!

New profile called "worker". Female profile, stock image of a well built MALE body taken from Pinterest. This is normal, real profiles are rare.
Apr 27, 2018 Report Abuse  |   Reply with Quote  |   Reply Reply Post
inspirit   Woman 54yrs

FISH!!!

Fucking fish. Then there is the fucking car a d not to mention the fucking motor bike. Jeeses just wanna see your cock size.

πŸ˜›πŸ˜›πŸ˜

- Posted from rhpmobile
Apr 27, 2018 Report Abuse  |   Reply with Quote  |   Reply Reply Post
Koolgrey   Man 44yrs

Fuck...

You're a tough customer, inspirit. If the bike's better looking than me, it can only help, surely?

Know what shits me? ( Not really, but you know.. )

It's these profiles that only have arty-farty close-up pics of a hint of a nipple; a forlornly draped Egyptian cotton bed sheet slipping off a thigh; pouty, painted lips in all their duck faced glory....you know what i mean....and zilch of the unembellished entirety.
My limited experience has taught me that the real thing varies from the advertising across a VERY broad range.






Apr 28, 2018 Report Abuse  |   Reply with Quote  |   Reply Reply Post
sexycrazycool   Woman 42yrs

All of the above, so far..

Snapchat filters, FISH, no photos at all or pics that looked photoshopped:not real..
Plus.. not reading a profile properly!!
I get the first flirt is most likely based off seeing the photo only.. But if I reply with - Im a Guest, message me please, don’t sent a flirt back saying the same thing!!
I have put the disclaimer in my profile as well!!
I also say I’m not going to waste either ones time, so a face pic is essential for seeing if there’s an attraction.. Don’t get snippy at me & almost harass me when I ask for one & have replied politely explaining I’m not interested!!


- Posted from rhpmobile
Apr 28, 2018 Report Abuse  |   Reply with Quote  |   Reply Reply Post
mango69er   Couple Man 51yrs Woman 61yrs

D

If you dont like a profile . Press a botton and move on. Fuck sake . We cant all be totally awesome like yourselfs.

- Posted from rhpmobile
Apr 28, 2018 Report Abuse  |   Reply with Quote  |   Reply Reply Post
EarthQueen   Woman 47yrs

Usernames

Cracks me up when guys have ticked the box for

Looking For A Relationship and talk about finding the one,
then you look at their username and its something like

BigMuffDiver or HardNHung4U


Apr 28, 2018 Report Abuse  |   Reply with Quote  |   Reply Reply Post
EarthQueen   Woman 47yrs

Usernames

I mean on other sites, not RHP. Here thats par for the course.
Apr 28, 2018 Report Abuse  |   Reply with Quote  |   Reply Reply Post
The_Antichrist   Man 39yrs

Whenever I see a Snapchat filter of the deer....

I just call them bambi

- Posted from rhpmobile
Apr 28, 2018 Report Abuse  |   Reply with Quote  |   Reply Reply Post
inspirit   Woman 54yrs

Kool....

Smartarse πŸ˜›πŸ˜

Hope my pic gives you the willies.

If I show all of me, I'll get called a fat fuck and Im just too fragile for that kinda shit.
πŸ’‹πŸ˜›

- Posted from rhpmobile
Apr 28, 2018 Report Abuse  |   Reply with Quote  |   Reply Reply Post
HotNightsPerth   Couple Man 47yrs Woman 45yrs

Lionsdoll1

Of my God yes! Even worse!

- Posted from rhpmobile

Post Your Comments

  • Please do not post Party or Event details.
    The Adult Forums are not for the posting or organising of parties and events and as such will not be approved.
  • Please do not post anything that defames or villifies.
    We reserve the right to delete any post deemed inappropriate for this Forum, at any time.
Please login to Post a comment.

Register for free

Username: Password: Confirm Password: Email:

Search Forum Tags Advanced

Adult Forums


Adelaide & SA

Brisbane & QLD

Canberra & ACT

Darwin & NT

Hobart & TAS

Melbourne & VIC

Perth & WA

Sydney & NSW

Get social with us

Get our app

© 2001 - 2018 Digital Quarter Pty Ltd - All Rights Reserved
The word RedHotPie and the RedHotPie logo style are trademarks of Digital Quarter Pty Ltd. RSS