Pet Peeves? Name one

Pet Peeves? Name one

    | Jun 19, 2018
swingalingson   Man 37yrs
What Pet Peeve gets under your skin?



I hate the American voice over chick who exaggerates people talking dity and making noises that do not match the PORN movie.



Lets set the scene.



Watching porn...

Great sex happening...

Then out comes the studio recorded dobbed American voice over chick.

You can hear the echo in the studio as background.



She is in around 75% of all porn vids.



What a turn off to a great vid!!



Oh yeah..yeah..is it good for ya....do you like that..yeah..yeah..oh yeah daddy...yeah



Cmon prefer real amateur porn when people have no filter to moans and emotions and no fake as female voice over when they are in another non speaking English country.
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thenomad85   Man 32yrs

Maybe subtitles...

Heh I've seen what you're referring to.

I guess maybe they think there are enough people who watch porn for its thrilling plot to warrant a dub? Subtitles would probably work better though.
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PeachyPearL   Woman 54yrs

Pet Peeves

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^^^

When the cat sits on the laptop after I've left the lid open, I'm only glad he didn't press post! The timing was perfect considering the heading, had to share... Peachy
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pipsqueak

Back packs

People that get on our already overcrowded trams and trains with their backpacks on their back without having the courtesy to remove their oversized sack and place it on the ground between their legs so more people can jam sardine like and get on board



I love being smashed in the face on my morning evening commute , who needs coffee?



And don’t start me on people that won’t move down to the centre of a train carriage. Karma will get you biatches
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CandyD   Woman 32yrs

People that eat like pigs

Open mouths, lots of noise, banging cutlery, crisp packets in quite theatres, etc.



STFU really.
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CandyD   Woman 32yrs

Should be a law against it

People in fast cars that drive below the speed limit. What the fuck? Is that even allowed??



Lol
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MsJonesy   Woman 51yrs

Sniffing

Continually, for ages, forever.... for fark sake! Get a tissue or hanky and let rip with a honk 😒
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Rlee552   Man 42yrs

Taking the aisle ...

on the bus, and putting your bags beside you - so you have a seat to yourself. You will be the person I choose to sit next too, and I will spread my shoulders out wide and sit deep back in that seat.
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MsJonesy   Woman 51yrs

Ooo

Rlee... inspired by your post ....



Manspreading on public transport!
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OkeyDoke45   Man 48yrs

If we're talking porn...

B... uf…. fer…. I... ng...

So much for the wonders of the NBN. As for pretty much everything else:

People who watch YouTube clips on their phone in the lunchroom without headphones. For the entire lunchbreak.

Said same people who insist on showing you the funniest bits of every clip they watch.

People who check their phones during a conversation.

Binge watching. No, I will not watch (insert name of Amazing New Series), I don't have the time. Actually I do, but my life does not revolve around television (or streaming, as it were).

People who totally ignore you when you state the above and give you a season-by-season plot synopsis.

People who just cannot understand how farts are funny. I'm sure our Neanderthal ancestors sat around the fire many moons ago having a chuckle at a particularly vigorous gas expulsion.

People who leave skids down the back of the toilet bowl. Down the back? How the fuck did you manage that?

Vegans. Shut the fuck up about it.

Male feminists. Who do you think you're fooling? You are like the ''SNAGS'' of the nineties - you are just skating skirt, but being all nice about it.

Cats that eat so much they vomit. Not looking at a certain ginger cat, who humbugs me all day for more food in spite of the very clear evidence that he cannot handle any more. ''Pet peeves'', see what I did there? Clever, hey?

People who just cannot leave you alone when you duck in to the pub for a quiet one on the way home. I have just spent the day talking as part of my job, now I just want some quiet time thank you.

Gaggles of people (usually women *** god help me ***) who insist on taking up the entire walk/cycle lane and expect you to ride around them onto the grass.

Said same people who give you the filthiest looks when you refuse to yield and just keep coming, forcing them to (gasp!) condense down to one lane.

Tour De France wannabes on the cycle paths. You look like twats.

People who vomit on the bonnet of your car.

Starfish.

Blister packaging.

People who try to wobble the table discretely during your turn at Jenga.

Wood-fired pizzas. Cannot taste the difference at all.

LED light bars on jacked-up 4WDS that never leave the city.

People who give you cheap easter eggs. No-name, bland, tasteless rubbish. Like eating a soiled nappy.

Digital radio. Stand on one leg, hold the antenna out above your head in an open area with no buildings higher than mud huts in a 200 metre radius, and you just might get uninterrupted reception. Oh, there are some clouds on the distant horizon? Forget it.

Craft beers. I don't like to be drinking something that has the color and consistency of an infants diarrhea.

Cider. Grown men are drinking it instead of beer. Grown men.

Boutique coffee. I don't care if it was shat out of a baboons' arse then filtered through the pancreatic enzymes of a Highland Terrier - it tastes like a burnt human.

Extreme sports. Yes, I do feel like I have lived despite not having skydived whilst blindfolded and hog-tied out of a low-flying A380 that has been set on fire.

People who complain about there being no WiFi on the dark side of the moon.


I think that should do me for now. I am a really nice guy.













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PeachyPearL   Woman 54yrs

Pet Peeves

Hairdressers who want to chat while I want to relax during my head massage.





People using a trolley to carry 1 or 2 bags to their home a 5 min walk away.





Not being able to see the screen when I'm taking photos at the beach.





Drivers who cut down the inside lane and expect to be let in by the line who are waiting their turn.





When new things to pay for pop up just before tax time.





When the specialist appointment is going to be sent 30 days prior to appointment and the health issue is supposed to be urgent.
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PeachyPearL   Woman 54yrs

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Authority
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swingalingson   Man 37yrs

Yeah backpacks

Are a pet peeve!!!
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EarthQueen   Woman 47yrs

Tiny Houses

People that go on that Tiny Houses show and then say "Ohhh ...I really like it...but I was expecting it to be bigger".
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swingalingson   Man 37yrs

Snap chat whiskers, dog face

Cat face filters..goofy dog ears..tiger face...
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boobs_or_bust   Couple Man 52yrs Woman 43yrs

bananas

that look ripe but when you peel and taste then they are clearly not ,blehhh

- Posted from rhpmobile
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swingalingson   Man 37yrs

Pet Peeve

Movies with Rebel Wilson👎
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3someparties  

Group 42yrs

Pandas

Kept alive by humans for no reason whatsoever. Let natural selection run its course and kill these stupid animals off. They sit around eating bamboo when they’re bodies are built to be carnivorous. They are like the annoying vegans of the animal kingdom. Feed them to the polar bears.
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horneycouplewa   Couple Man 52yrs Woman 51yrs

Slow Drivers that.....




When vehicles in front of you are doing 5-10 Kph lower than the poste speed limit, then when you get to an overtaking lane the speed up to the speed limit. so slow back down again when they come to the end of the overtaking lane...….
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blondes6365   Couple Man 54yrs Woman 53yrs

Pet peaves

Fake and judgmental people
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FatFunFiesty   Woman 38yrs

Sneezing

If someone sneezes over the "usual" 3 times and in excess I just about jump out of my skin. My eldest son is a chronic hayfever sufferer and sneezes in excess on 20 times each time he does. Add to this the loud theatrics and I nearly stroke out over it lol

- Posted from rhpmobile

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