Helping female friend write her profile.

Helping female friend write her profile.

    | Mar 13, 2019
Mr_Zark   Man 50yrs




What do you guys think when you read this? She is sick of ordinary, sleazy, creepy guys who thiink a dick pick and dirty talk will get her interested. Also doesn't want a million messages from the wrong types who do not read her profile.


Looking for mental and
sexual connection. I like good food, wine and flowing conversation. I
like men who are fun and energetic.


You are at my beck and
call. I have a regular boyfriend. I am not looking for another one.
You must not bother me in between our encounters and not be
possessive.


You must be good with
your hands, know how to please a woman. Be a considerate, sensual and a
competent lover. You must be able to take direction?


Aged between 40 and 55.


I do not do dirty talk
during sex. You must be a gentleman and behave like one. I will not
put up with anything less.



Can you be a gentleman
and are you up to the task?


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The_Antichrist   Man 39yrs

It reads like one of the Kardashians wrote it...

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woody_pusscat   Couple Man 57yrs Woman 52yrs

Profile

LOL She is still going to get dick pics, dirty talk and messages from people who can't read.

Pusscat xxx
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Mischeviouslad   Man 47yrs

It’s perhaps a noble deed to offer to help her.

But....

You’re both in denial of the reality in this asylum, which is a sad reflection on almost everyone in this asylum I’m afraid to say.



But I’m curious.
Why is SHE not capable of writing that, and asking us herself?

And
Why is she not prepared to do her own screening?

Important questions I feel.

🤔
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deepestpurple   Man 36yrs

Hmmmm




I'll answer your question Mr_Zark, but first I need you to answer two of mine...

Are you sexually attracted to this friend of yours? Is there any history of sex between you and her?

Good day.
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Snap_Dragon   Woman 40yrs

My opinion

The sleazy, creepy guys usually don't read profiles anyway and will still message. Most of the other guys will probably be turned off by the rather demanding and entitled tone, and the fact that what your friend wants doesn't sound all that enjoyable. To be honest, it sounds more like she's looking for a pet.
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PeachyPearL   Woman 55yrs

I don't and haven't the same problems so many report

So, I assume men do read. I must be doing something right.

If it was me reading that I'd run a mile.

She's asking a lot as someone who is in a relationship but expects everything her way.

They have to be at her beck and call and expect nothing from her in between times.

If she is going to be pedantic about pics, I recommend she doesn't upload anything revealing either.

Some of it comes across as unnecessary like the dirty talk that could be discussed after contact?

I'm saying that a bit more heart would resonate better if it was me. Some explanation? For eg: I don't have a lot of time because of my boyfriend who I am already committed to, so will not be seeking contact in between times but would like someone reliable who will turn up at the right times. ;-)

Perhaps an explanation of what a gentleman is to her considering she mentions it twice.

I'm out for now. Peachy
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MrMojoRisin  

Man 65yrs

Jose

Check your pager, expect a short message. 🙄
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2kinky4u   Couple Man 54yrs Woman 54yrs

Seeking an affair

Sounds exacting but fair. The suitable candidate will be as illusive as they pretend and agree to be.
.
Pity about the dirty talk.
.
If I were considering this proposal, I'd have an equal amount of prerequisites to offset the lack of sexy communication and would equally be lumbered with a bossy girlfriend which I also don't require another.
.
Lets just hope she's adept at all the things a gentleman will expect in bed?
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EarthQueen   Woman 48yrs

TBH

She sounds annoying. Just reading that sucked the life out of me .
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Free_spirit_72   Woman 46yrs

Delete the 2nd, 4th and 5th paras, lighten up a little generally, and get friendly with the block button specifically.
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On_Safari   Woman 46yrs

It sounds like a guy wrote it....

That write might suit a travelling salesman until you get to the beck and call bit.....🤔 yeah nup that’s not going to work either. If she has a boyfriend shouldn’t she be advertising for a gentleman who can participate with the partners consent or is he a cuckhold? Are YOU the cuckhold?
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purplehaze4u  

Woman 53yrs

If I was a guy I wouldn't bother messaging her she sounds rude and entitled.
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Qefenta4  

Woman 100yrs

Are you

The boyfriend? Like others have said I don't think this "profile"will attract the men she is looking for..I agree with SD,it sounds like she is looking for a pet.

Perhaps you have a conflict of interest here.

Hugs Q
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PeachyPearL   Woman 55yrs

Good question about whether you are the boyfriend I thought

I assumed it was written together but did not think of whether you might be the boyfriend.

Thought I'd have a squiz and have to say your profile comes across as far more laid back but it's mostly from the templates new profiles are offered? Much better than what has been put forward in your post though. Peachy
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Redmustang   Couple Man 45yrs Woman 40yrs

There’ll always be messages from people who don’t match - it’s the way the cookie crumbles..

To attract more moist cookies you must have a better recipe than what was written...

Nothing wrong with honesty but if it makes you want to hastily click the back arrow then maybe it’s not a good method to utilise.
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NewVicCpl  

Couple Man 46yrs Woman 46yrs

Won’t change a thing

She will still get dick picks and probably be seen as rude for not replying to unwanted messages 😏
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Mr_Zark   Man 50yrs

Hey guys and girls thanks for all your feed back. I see now where it’s sounds off putting. She has changed what she wanted to say and written a profile and already has a coffee meeting. I really appreciate theee forums.
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sweetnsensual  

Couple Man 46yrs Woman 45yrs

profile

You have written it like you dont want a guy to message her?
Maybe a sweet spot for her yourself?

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case2366  

Man 35yrs

My opinion it said that I already have a boyfriend why not swing with her boyfriend? Unless it’s not his seen, also saying you will be at my Bec an call, sounds like she is just using single men to pick an choose have her fun an then that’s it, I would have no interest what so ever, an I’m sure it would be a instant turn of for a lot of single guys.. like what Snap Dragon said, other guys will be turned off but that line of writing... good luck with her profile tho.. cheers 🍻
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MissRedFox  

Woman 43yrs

Ponders

If a guy wrote a profile like that wonder what we'd think

Yeah she's still gonna get the dick pics regardless

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