Cap'n No-Beard Quest 2018

Cap'n No-Beard Quest 2018

    | Jul 17, 2018
Yes, RHP boys and girls! The long missing Cap'n No Beard has dropped in to the tree house after a long absence (he's been away plundering and otherwise engaging in various nefarious activities). BUT!, he is back and looks like he may stay awhile (judging on the amount of plonk he had brought with him).

SO, this is an appropriate time for one of his infamous quests.

Now, you regular Pie's all really know how the quest works, but for those newbies, here are the rules:

At 9pm every night (when all the kiddies are asleep) Cap'n No-Beard will post a question on this thread.



Whoever is first to post the correct answer will receive 3 points.

Whoever is second to post the correct answer will receive 2 points.

Whoever is third to post the correct answer will receive 1 point.

There will be six questions in all.

The person with the highest number of points will be the winner of the quest.

The winner shall receive a magnum of Dom Perignon (Cap'n No Beard has unusual tastes for a pirate!)

The winner can nominate their favourite bottle shop and the Cap'n will organise it, whereupon it will be available for pick-up directly by the winner.



HOWEVER! As usual, there is a twist to the quest, as the 6 correct answers will ALSO be clues to an underlying quest that the wiley Ca'n No-Beard has also woven in and that pertains to his current location!

Solve THAT riddle and be the first to post it on the thread, and you will also win a bottle of Dom!



Note: Points will be awarded in relation to the eventual order in which they eventually appear on the thread. That order will be apparent by 8:30pm the following evening and points awarded before the next question is posted.



And as you should all know by now, Cap'n No Beard is a pirate of his word, and anyone can play!



X Obi1







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MrMojoRisin   Man 65yrs

Aaaand the winner is...

An Eastern stater with IP πŸ˜‹
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MsJonesy   Woman 51yrs

Ooo...

Good fun! I've played your fiendishly wicked quests before Cap'n No Beard, they are always a blast! Bring it on! πŸ˜πŸ’ƒ
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PeachyPearL   Woman 54yrs

9pm AEST Cap'n?

MsJonesy got my hopes up then... Peachy, waiting, waiting (thank you)
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CucknShells   Woman 50yrs

Have to

stay up now. This should be a lot of fun.

Nice to see you back Obi and Cap’n No Beard.



Shells.
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CucknShells   Woman 50yrs

MrMojo

As Obi said you don't need IP as the points won't be allocated until 8.30pm the next day when all the post should appear and the one that appears first will be first response. Just like how your post is at the top but didn't appear first. 😊 you will have to set your alarm to 7.00pm.
Shells.

- Posted from rhpmobile
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AnnieWhichway   TV/CD 55yrs

I'm newbie

So I'll play. About time l tasted champagne
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Time Zone Clarification:

Arrrrrr!

Welcome to me latest quest, Peachy, me Buxom Lass!

Me post'll be at 9 bells AEST.

By th' ways, I see's ye got that picture of y' bouts t' swim out to me trusty ship, th' Amorous Porpoise, again.

I'll gets me scurvy crew t' lower the boarding ladder for ye, yarrrrrr!



This be Cap'n No Beard.
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boobs_or_bust  

Couple Man 52yrs Woman 43yrs

ready

πŸ”¦πŸ”ŽπŸ“βš”οΈπŸ’°β±πŸ•Άβ˜ οΈ

- Posted from rhpmobile
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PeachyPearL   Woman 54yrs

:-D




Quoting 'Obi1kazsnorkus'

Arrrrrr!


Welcome to me latest quest, Peachy, me Buxom Lass!


Me post'll be at 9 bells AEST.


By th' ways, I see's ye got that picture of y' bouts t' swim out to me trusty ship, th' Amorous Porpoise, again.


I'll gets me scurvy crew t' lower the boarding ladder for ye, yarrrrrr!

This be Cap'n No Beard.
Aye Cap'n No Beard, if the crew would raise their mainsail's high so this bewitching siren does not drift on by having returned to the sea, her home, but is enticed by the solid masts of the men for me to get a good grip on, Peachy...
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deepestpurple   Man 36yrs

What day is this going to start?




Any hints as to when this will begin? Or this the greatest troll I have ever witnessed in my life? (please say it is)
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AnnieWhichway   TV/CD 55yrs

Deepest

It was just a ruse, we were all involved in to make you look like a dick.

Well done everyone. Job done
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PeachyPearL   Woman 54yrs

LOL Deepest

Happy to disappoint

Cap'n No Beard has passed by these shores with excess bubbly on board to distribute to the natives before (well one winner each time previously, our Ms Meander both times, blase enough she had to be reminded to pick up her prize once!).

Peachy, no barnacles on this broadside...
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Cap'n No Beard Quest Question 1

Ho ho me hearties, 'tis Capn No Beard here wit' me first question!

Tis an easy one to start th' questing off and here it be:



'Ow many receptors does the ol' human eye have?



Now, if ye thinks ye knows th' answers post it quickly ye scabby crew, and ye may just win round one! Yarrr!



This be Capn No Beard.



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PeachyPearL   Woman 54yrs

Meander

3? Cool, always happy to be corrected on facts I didn't check. Who won the other one? I don't remember it off the top of my head? Hm, if it wasn't you who was reminded, maybe it was the other winner, then? You're just trying to distract me from the task at hand aren't you! Lol, I suck at these, you don't need to try, Peachy
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PeachyPearL   Woman 54yrs

2

Cones and Rods
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boobs_or_bust  

Couple Man 52yrs Woman 43yrs

oh this is sad

i know this but is two the answer being cones and rods , from a form 3 science project , one of the few i actually finished

mr b

- Posted from rhpmobile
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boobs_or_bust  

Couple Man 52yrs Woman 43yrs

oh this is sad

i know this but is two the answer being cones and rods , from a form 3 science project , one of the few i actually finished

mr b

- Posted from rhpmobile
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MsJonesy   Woman 51yrs

Hmm

Close to 100 million....I'll say it is closer to 97 million...but there isn't a definitive answer...yet
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AnnieWhichway   TV/CD 55yrs

Im just here

To make up numbers....
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AnnieWhichway   TV/CD 55yrs

And mine

6 million

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