Building an arc...

Building an arc...

    | Dec 02, 2017
Betty7216   Woman 45yrs
Things are oh so wet here in Melbourne right now, and the deluge isn't letting up. It occurred to me that building an arc might be viable (ok, not really, but work with me), and then I started thinking about who/what I'd want on my arc.

So, my question is:
If you built an arc, and could take two of something, what/who would you take?

I'm torn between taking wine and cheese OR 2 bi guys who can't keep their hands off me
Decisions, decisions... (I'm really hoping a few of you choose bi guys, so I can bring the wine and cheese - I'll share if you will )

Over to you lot, let's create a story of RHP proportions.

*I'm thinking that I'll like this version a lot better than the original :)
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jennifer102   Woman 46yrs

In case theres noone that floats my boat....

2 sets of rechargeable batteries, One to be on charge whilst ones in use!!
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bonefide   Man 54yrs

the plan

Has great merit, love your forward thinking, u go young lady.

Jack of all trades master of none but drop me a invite as and when required.



PS I have two eskies πŸ˜…

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S_OnTheLoose   Man 38yrs

.

Sometimes I guess you'd want 2 with a (potential) difference, so there was a bit of a spark...

But other times, I'd probably want 2 endpoints, a radius and a centre point... ;)
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I_touch_myself2   Woman 54yrs

haha

Love this 😁 Has the pool floated away yet, with you still in it, wine in hand, still contemplating preparing for the storm πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Well not into wine and cheese, I would of course choose 2 tall dark passionate Italian guys, not bi on this occasion, I would want full access to them at all times, with no competition. Hands off girls/guys, they're all mine 😘😘😘
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I_touch_myself2   Woman 54yrs

I

might get a bit hungry πŸ˜› Can someone bring some bacon & eggs?
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the_antichrist  

Man 38yrs

I’ll bring...

Fishing rods...



- Posted from rhpmobile
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Meander   Woman 44yrs

I'll

Bring a box of condoms and a bottle of lube (massive ones, from Costco, of course).

You can never have enough of either!
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jamaica_boy

Ontheloose

Nice one mate...

- Posted from rhpmobile
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boobs_or_bust  

Couple Man 51yrs Woman 42yrs

i’m bringing


women’s and men’s deodorant ,

- Posted from rhpmobile
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Tall_n_Hard   Man 60yrs

Why...




would you want to build a welder in the middle of a torrential downpour ? Could have nasty consequences...


Oh, Oh, sorry... you meant an ark, like Mr Noah. Don't really know if two of anything would really go far. With all the potential sharing to go on, I imagine most items wouldn't last very long (not even I Touch's Italian stallions). Jennifer would have to make sure there that there would be a plentiful supply of guys, otherwise 2 sets of batteries wouldn't go far either. Wine and Cheese, Betty, there would have to be at least 2 truckloads


Tall

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jayme2   Man 54yrs

But Jennifer....

Are you sure theres any power points in a arc ? S'pose you could always charge the other with the other .. Best you take 2 packs of 50... That should do the trick..?
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MsJonesy   Woman 50yrs

Music!

We will need music...so either a solar powered play thingy, or a couple of muscicians with acoustic instruments (Paul Kelly & John Butler spring to mind...what great story tellers they are).

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I_touch_myself2   Woman 54yrs

lol

"I imagine most items wouldn't last very long (not even I Touch's Italian stallions)"



Haha My stallions are like the gift that keeps on giving. They're kind of like consumables, in the sense that I eat them 😜 but they can be recycled. Rinse and repeat πŸ‘ I have no idea what I'm talking about, they're starting to sound like robots πŸ’
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midnightblue71   Woman 46yrs

I would bring

Camp shower and porta loo.

Cant help it I am a practical kinda girl lol
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Betty7216   Woman 45yrs

ok, ok!

I messed up! It was late, I didn't notice that my autocorrect was doing it's thing, I'm sure we will all survive the tragedy of the typo (S, you're a funny fucker).

Moving on... It seems that we are relying on Anti to supply the protein, maybe I should settle for one man and the wine?

Jonesy, definitely need music - fabulous idea! If nothing else, it will hide Touch's muffled screams when I lock her below and 'borrow' her Italian friends (with their consent, of course).

Jennifer, we have generators for power, you'll be able to charge those babies up

Bonefide, the eskies will be good for poolside drinks - love swimming in the rain (did I mention that this is my fantasy arc (sic) so we can have nonsensical stuffs?).

Mea, I'll share my wine, and Touch's guys, if you'll allow me to raid your stash?

Mr B will have us all smelling good, very thoughtful

Tall, no Negative Nellies allowed, get on board or jump ship
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Betty7216   Woman 45yrs

Midnightblue

I like your thinking, but this beauty has toilets and showers (just imagined them on board), so feel free to bring two additional items, should you wish
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WiccaWitch  

Woman 49yrs

I’m sorry

If I’m only limited to 2 things, I can’t make it. I tend to pack everything including the kitchen sink when I travel anywhere and just trying to think of two things is just creating way too much conflict in my head right now.



Can I build my own smaller arc and attach it to yours, with a plank so I can have visitors please?
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Two orgasms...

...to share with two friends?

May two life jackets would be a better option until I know who's drivin' the boat?

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Two orgasms...

...to share with two friends?

May two life jackets would be a better option until I know who's drivin' the boat?

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Betty7216   Woman 45yrs

Wicca

Please do! Just know that we are all so going to raid your supplies

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