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Bad Roots and Regrettable Shags

August 13 2023

So chatting with my daughter about her most recent breakup. He was a nice bloke and things ended amicably however in one heated moment all he could throw at her was the ole “You’re a bad root” line. A shame really but it has led me to wonder a few things that I hope the Pie Faces here can help shed some light on.

What makes a bad root ~ is it star-fishing, moaning too loudly,, a partner that doesn’t climax AT ALL or a few deal breakers for you that make a potentially good root go bad?

Please share your experiences if you’ve had one, funny, embarrassing, revenge roots you regretted. how many limbs you’ve had to chew off to get away ~ Have some fun with it. 👍🏽

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campagnecouple
8 months ago
A bad root is one you never got.
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RHP User
8 months ago
Men who don't know how to kiss. In particular the tongue. It's not needed at the start until you find a mutual rhythm in the kiss. If a guy can't do this without me saying something it won't go further. For sex if it turns into porn sex then nope nope nope.
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Champagne333
8 months ago
Bad kissers also a bad sign for us
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Sawadee
8 months ago
Handsdown ' the lazy starfish ! Those who get in the classic starfish position and dont move .. l only experienced this a few times but that was enough. Good sex is about making things happen . You only ever get out of if what you put in.. Relying on your partner to do it all is just plain lazy.. lm aware not all women experience penetrative sex so never expect it. Chemistry is a big thing .. you know it when you're both on the same page and things just flow.. As far as kissing is concerned ' if you cant do it , somethings missing and you just move on..
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campagnecouple
8 months ago
A few have mentioned kissing. Yes thats a definite erotic connection. Yet we do know couples who have a 'No Kissing' rule. For some couples thats a personal intimacy they prefer to keep to themselves. And we respect that.
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TheMinx
8 months ago
My mum said to me if he can't dance he can't fuck...one needs rhythm 😅

I think we've all had bad sex, sometimes it just doesn't flow. Terrible kissing for sure, level of enthusiasm or engagement poor communication so missing the spot.
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RHP User
8 months ago
For me if they can’t kiss I’m not really motivated to go any further.
Sex fails are many and varied but in my experience if you’ve taken the time to learn who your with that shit would have been screened out already, besides your there too, carry the day.
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Mrs_Deep_Love
8 months ago
Probably not alternate between your bong and your asthma puffer.

That happened to me at 17 😆
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Lovinglifenow202
8 months ago
Guys that are silent, that's a huge turn off
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Margo_Lover
8 months ago
I've given a bad experience or two. Does that count 😬😅

So Margo and my first MFM. We didn't know the guy at all, picked him up from RHP that night.

We have some sexy fun, he's not a great kisser (Margo LOVES kissing) and he's bouncing from one thing to another every 5 minutes. Both a bad deal for Margo, she has no time to get into it. Anyways, it was fine.

So near the end, he was kneeling beside Margo's head as she lay on the bed, he cums on her boobs. At the same time I'm between her legs fucking her. I'm close.

After he came on her, I was much closer 🥵 He's still in the same spot, but now kissing Margo's face, as I keep fucking her.

Margo's not on BC, so I can't cum in her. As I get there I pull out to cum on her belly. But...

I tend to cum a lot, and shoot a long way.

So I massively overshoot her belly & cum on both of their faces, as he's kissing Margo 😱

All of us are shocked at this situation, but Margo and I also find it rather hilarious, and both burst out laughing. At the same time I'm apologising profusely for cumming on this guys face... all while I'm still cumming 💦💦 Which makes it even funnier. Margo and I are in stitches, while I'm still apologising. He's not so amused by it, but says... it's ok.

So while I suspect that gentleman will remember the experience... it probably won't be for how good it was 😬

- Alex.
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sharingiscaringx
8 months ago
I’m lucky to not have many experiences but I definitely remember my worst root, I was 19 and met up with a guy from our friend group, his circumcision pretty much butchered the sensitivity for him and I really tried to get him to the finish line… gave up after 3 HOURS so you can’t say I wasn’t a good sport lol he apologised and said it wasn’t my fault and said it happens for him often. He was a lovely dude but yeah, I don’t think it was much fun either end. Lol
But I also think it’s lovely your child can be so open with you about those things - I’d absolutely never tell my parents that 😂
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On_Safari
8 months ago
Suppose I should share a bad shag: met a guy from here, he came across quite lovely and in honesty he was a nice man, flew over from Perth to spend a weekend with me. Arrived and he was a fully foot and a half shorter than me, and I’m not tall!!!

I was instantly turned off which I felt bad about, tried desperately to keep us out and about doing things not bedroom related but on the 2nd night the “hard word” was spoken 🤦‍♀️

I felt obligated (no I wouldn’t feel this way again all this was relatively new back then) so I submitted……it was like being ridden by a jockey without any of the whips and spurs to make it interesting!!! 🏇 I was so glad when the weekend was over and he returned home…….

Can’t believe I told that story (dying of embarrassment here) ~ Indy OS 😎
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Margo_Lover
8 months ago
Ouch, sorry you went through that, and felt obligated to play😓

Was his height not listed, or he lied about it 😬

- Alex
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