The worst root I've ever had was, I'm sorry to say, someone I met online. There were a few things which led me to believe that he was a 33 year-old virgin, but he kept mentioning an ex-girlfriend. His kissing was awkward and sloppy, he was nervous. When he went down on me, he left me all slimy and wet all over my pussy. I basically had to put the condom on and show him where he had to put his dick in. He came very quickly. After the anticipation, I felt really ripped off. Regardless of how bad it was, I couldn't believe what I heard next ... he couldn't find the condom. My guess was that it was far too big, and slipped off in the beginning, because when I had a shower, I literally had to dig the condom out. He had come for a weekend visit ... I couldn't wait for him to leave. The next night, my ex came over, who incidentally is the best root I've ever had, and we have been back together ever since. What a relief!