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Some penis nicknames can be deal breakers. So, choose wisely
Christina Miller | July 25 2018
What should you call your man's penis?
If you ever watched 'How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days', you’ll know that a penis pet name can be a deal breaker.
Oh yeah, calling it ‘Princess Sophia’ is going to send your lover to a very dark place. You’ll kill the mood and do irreparable damage to your partner's self esteem and male ego.
Now you know what not to call his junk, instead opt for some hyper masculine, butches name possible to make your man feel manly. Don't even try to bring logic into this.
Let’s face it, man are fascinated by their junk. They graffiti them, doodle them in notebooks, measure and compare them in locker rooms. It’s only appropriate that we have fitting nicknames.
Girly, cute or any cute diminutive name are a bad idea, you risk everything - love, a relationship or a good bang.
So, what do you call his phallus?
You could go for the classic nicknames that stood the test of time - big dick, big boy, love stick , or cock .
Here’s a list of nicknames for his junk.
1. Moby Dick. (Because it's large and he appreciates a halfway-decent pun.)
2. Vlad the Impaler
3. Sex Pistol
4. Weapon of Ass Destruction
5. Trouser Snake
6. Pleasure Pump
7. Lap Rocket
8. Lord Hardwick
9. Frank n’ beans
10. Excalibur
11. Cave hunter
12. Sexy Beast
13. Magic stick
14. Snake
15. Buster Mc Thunderstick
Let's be honest, all penises need to be treated with respect. After all, there are some good looking schlongs out there that deserve to have fitting names, jokes aside.
And then this.....
Do you have any good nicknames or slang for ‘penis’? Comment below to tell us what we missed.
Comments
hotcupid
13 Aug 2018
Joy Stick
smo669
27 Jul 2018
Mini me?😂😂😂
PeterAndLily
26 Jul 2018
I don’t normally use a nickname at all, but when one is fitting, I use “Richard” as a clever alias for dick.
steveandhisgirl
25 Jul 2018
MINE
mature101
25 Jul 2018
Call it whatever you like, so long as it cums on time. Stay sexy friends
Celeste1969
25 Jul 2018
Pedro.
nrg4ricardo
25 Jul 2018
Blue veined junket pumper. Happy harry hard on.
hotsince78
25 Jul 2018
Not willy wonka 🤣
Dreamboat112
25 Jul 2018
Compressor
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