I recently went on a sleep over Date, he had informed me he was average size and the photo sent made him look reasonable! Dinner was wonderful very romantic with all the other local dicks at the local pub! Then it was time to return to his place. First disaster, the 100 steps in the dark with heels, best flowing dress, and suitcase, no help from Man! Finally got inside, was tired freezing and just wanted to pee, but nope one toliet and he got it, say no more! At least 30 mins later he came out from toliet and said time for bed! Um no offer of shower or wash or anything, just lets get this over and done with......
Got into bed and started on the foreplay he was touching away when I thought I would return the favour, but Mr Average just wasn't there. OMG He was smaller than my little finger, and not being mean but what was I suppose to do with it?
It didn't matter I touched him and he came there and then, the worse bit was the stench omg it was disgusting, I so needed to be sick. Off I went to toliet came back to the loudest snoring and the tinist section of the bed for me. Oh well slept on his couch, had early shower lugged own case down the 100 stairs and left all before 6am. No I haven't been on 2nd date!