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<P>Ever wonder what your stars have in store for your sex life in the coming year. Adult Sydney has consulted...
Alison Cox | January 09 2007
Sexy Horoscopes for 2007
Ever wonder what your stars have in store for your sex life in the coming year. Adult Sydney has consulted the mystics as they divine the future and give the lowdown on the coming year in astrology and what it means to your sex life. Find out which star signs make the best lovers, who are the best party people and which star sign is going to have a super charged sex life in 2007. All the essential information is here in Adult Sydney’s sexy horoscopes for 2007.
ARIES: March 21-April 19
Powerful urges are rising up from within and you may have a greater need to be in full control of any sexual relationship you are in this year. Dominance and submission games will be your ultimate turn-on so you may need to find a new slave (Aries is always the master) this year, if you have not already. If you have BDSM gear, you will use it in the near future. If you don’t, it may be time to make an investment. Remember though, a firm touch and stern command can be exciting, but extreme pain isn’t a turn on for most so go easy on your slave.
Best potential slaves: Gemini, Leo, Scorpio, Sagittarius
TAURUS: April 20-May 20
Your sexual relationships may take on a grappling or even grasping quality this year. You will certainly be more ‘touchy-feely’ and those around you may wonder what has gotten into you. You may demand more attention than is usual for you, perhaps impinging on your lover’s desire to have a bit of time to his or herself. Don’t ask for more than a partner can give or begin to crowd into their space. If you want to have a year of plentiful skin-on-skin contact, be patient with yourself and your partner. Tease yourself and your partner and save the best touches for when you can’t take it any longer. Then learn the ability to fully let go and enjoy spontaneous orgasms.
Best people to touch: Cancer, Virgo, Scorpio, Capricorn, Pisces
GEMINI: May 21-June 20
This will be one hell of a year for you, depending on how you start it. Don‘t make the same resolutions you never kept in the past. Just think of one or two that you definitely will keep. Sex and romance will be rewarding if you let your intentions be known. You may not normally feel the need to control the direction of your sexual relationships as much as you typically do. You are often willing to lie back and be pleasured in more gentle and loving ways but unless a lover understands that, you may be mistaken for being indifferent or lazy. While you can take your time for languid sex, a slow and steady burn will keep both of you warm throughout the month, so don’t feel you don’t have to make any effort. A good dose of long, lingering ‘breakfast in bed’ type of sex each morning will keep both of you glowing throughout the day.
Best breakfast mates: Cancer, Virgo, Libra, Sagittarius, Pisces
CANCER: June 21-July 22
All doors are open to you this year - career, domestic and sex. Choose wisely and you will benefit forever. Sex, sex and more sex, are yours this year. When you want something, you want it and you want it right now, this very second. You may not see this as being demanding, but others certainly may. If something seems just out of reach, you may be willing to bend the rules just a bit in order to win. If someone new has appeared on the scene, you would bend over backwards (or forwards, sideways or diagonally) to grab and hold his or her interest, and perhaps even tell a fib or two to make yourself seem more attractive. However, once the flames of desire burn down and you have satisfied your frantic urges, how will you cover your tracks? It’s best to be straight up with whoever gets your juices flowing this year otherwise that dream you are reaching out for could evaporate just as quickly as he or she entered your line of vision.
People you shouldn’t fib to: Taurus, Leo, Virgo, Scorpio, Pisces
LEO: July 23-August 22
You are on the verge of something big. A member of the opposite sex is attracted to you, but you will be oblivious to the attention. Wake up and have some fun!
Someone seems to be teasing you with many promises but not coming up with the goods. You are used to being the tease so you will wonder how the tables have turned on you. If you can refrain from getting angry and storming out or letting go of something that has the potential to expand your body’s orgasmic knowledge, you may be able to tease and titillate in return. Instead of thinking “I must have this hot wench/young stud/sugar daddy/MILF NOW!!”, try to remember that if you are patient and play the game, you will have all of that and more in the very near future. This change in thinking will allow you to relax and enter into the fray without your claws bared. The small amount of teasing and tempting will only make the explosion that much more powerful when it finally happens.
People who will tease you right: Aries, Gemini, Libra, Sagittarius, Aquarius
VIRGO: Aug. 23-Sept. 22
Although you may be unaccustomed to doing so, use your charm on someone who attracts you sexually this year. You have needs that aren’t being met and you may not know how to ask for what you want. It would be easy if your lover could just read your mind (and you do often assume they can), but something is hindering this process this year. It may take a more physical approach! Shove your pelvis close to your partner’s mouth and slip a finger in your panties to pull the material aside or grab his or her hand and SHOW them exactly how to touch you in all the right spots. If you waste time being shy, you will find yourself increasingly frustrated, which could lead to arguments and even less sex. Take as much time as you need to expose your most tempting desires to your lover. The more time you spend fulfilling your urges, the more focused you will be on the work at hand.
People to shove your crotch into: Taurus, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Pisces
LIBRA: Sept. 23-Oct. 22
This year will require extra effort just to get ahead a little bit but keep your confidence as sometimes rewards don‘t always come straight after putting in the effort. Try some tact when pursuing an attractive member of the opposite sex and you will make it rewarding for the two of you. A nice warm scented bath scattered with rose petals could be just what you need to get you in the mood. You need romance, ego stroking, and someone to pamper you in every way possible this year. Confusion about what to do in your relationships may put quite a damper on your more physical urges for the time being, so explain to your lovers that you need a bit more time to get ready before engaging in extreme bedroom sports. Otherwise, you could hurt yourself and then you really won’t want to share your body! If your lover won’t feed your mind and stroke your body gently, then it may be better to play on your own for now. After all, there’s nothing better than sexy solo bathtime. Warm, water tickling all those sexy places. Oh yes!
Best bath mates: Taurus, Cancer, Virgo, Scorpio, Pisces
SCORPIO: Oct. 24 Nov. 22
This is the year to determine if you really want to improve your life or just talk about it. Take time to make New Year resolutions work. Good things don‘t just happen to you unless you make them happen. Entire weekends can be sexual if that is what you want. Having said that, it will be a slightly odd year for you as well. You will find yourself extremely excited and ready to pounce on just about anything that moves for a while and then, just as suddenly as your body switched into overdrive, it will switch right off again. It could be tricky if you were in the middle of ‘eating out’ and then you decide you are full and push the ‘food’ away. It could be even worse if you get dressed and walk out without saying a word! Don’t hurt others simply because you are feeling odd. Be as gentle and honest about your feelings as possible. You are confused and could easily pull others into that spiral with you. Some may find the topsy-turvy ride a thrill but some may not take this too kindly so be careful or you could find yourself caught up in more than a mental mind game.
Best people to be odd with: Other Scorpios
SAGITTARIUS: Nov. 22-Dec. 21
You may be thinking you have been ignored, but your efforts will be recognised and rewarded in kind as long as you are patient. Sex is yours for the taking this year, but health considerations should discourage too much of a good thing on the weekends. At times it may seem as if you are dragging your feet in the hot sex department. Although you think about making it happen, your body isn’t as excited as it usually is about sex. At times it may seem as if someone just picked up the remote control and hit the off button. Your lover may not be as understanding as you had hoped either, so try to rev up your drive with frequent short trips to places close to home that you can explore with a partner. You may enjoy a naughty session outside in wet grass or in a quiet alleyway in the city. It could be exciting to find new rendezvous places but make sure it’s private enough that you won’t be caught with your pants down!
Best people for outdoor sex: Taurus, Leo, Virgo, Libra, Aquarius
CAPRICORN: Dec. 22-Jan. 19
The resolutions you made for the New Year may already be faltering. Just stick to one or two and resolve again to keep them. Your social life could improve if you get out where the action is. Hot, tawdry sex with a stranger or even a quick frisk in a dark closet of a nightclub? You may be hot to trot for much of the month but your interest lies more in the quick, anonymous type of body grinding rather than romantic long-term lovemaking bliss. That being the case, why not get out of the house or office, and actually mingle with a bit wilder crowd than you are used to? If you are in an ongoing relationship, try a swingers club or plan an all night round of the strip clubs in your area. If your lover is of opposite sex, be fair and visit both male and female clubs! Some of you may decide to have some ‘on the side’, and that’s your prerogative. However, be warned that your secrets may not be quite as hidden as you think they are. Exposure is not only possible, but likely so be careful and be prepared.
Best people to party with: Taurus, Gemini, Leo, Virgo, Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Aquarius
AQUARIUS: Jan. 20-Feb. 18
Some people are just jealous of your optimism and good fortune. Don‘t put them down, but don‘t let them get you down. You will be getting offers for sex, love, marriage and just plain fun, all from an unexpected source. Keep those New Year resolutions for self-improvement in areas of health and education. Now where did you put that pack of vibrating condoms? Don’t tell me you’ve lost them again? Little wonder as your mind is skidding around up in the clouds for much of this year which could put a damper on actually scoring some booty. You may be thinking about sex quite a lot, but thinking may be just about all you do. Perhaps you are trying to work your way into a potential lovers pants and haven’t quite made it yet or perhaps your current partner looks a little worn and frazzled about the edges and you just wouldn’t feel right asking him or her to give you the excitement you are craving? Did you pull out double-ended dildo at a bad moment again? I am sure your lover will get over it in time so be patient, play with yourself, and when the time is right, all of those fantasies you are having will become oh so real.
Best people to share sex toys with: Gemini, Sagittarius, Pisces and Aries
PISCES: Feb. 19-March 20
Your foot could be in your mouth if you don‘t stop and consider the person you are speaking with. Give yourself an edge by listening and observing. Great fun is yours this year and you will find booty in the most unexpected places. This time of year usually includes resolutions that you may or may not keep. For your own self-esteem, keep the resolutions simple and then do them. You can make more at any time. Cooperation should be your keyword this week and next. Like a slippery sex toy lost in the bathtub, you may be just as difficult to catch this year. Someone may want to tie you up and pin you down, but you are more in the mood to be the dominant hunter in 2007. Your sexual activity will be your call and you won’t have anyone else telling you what to do or who to do it with, or how many you should do it with at any one moment. If you want to indulge yourself with two or three kinky partners, you will, whether together or separately. You can handle either situation now and with a finesse and sense of mystery that will have them all eager to come back for more.
Best sex mates to have all at once: Virgo and Scorpio
ARIES: March 21-April 19
Powerful urges are rising up from within and you may have a greater need to be in full control of any sexual relationship you are in this year. Dominance and submission games will be your ultimate turn-on so you may need to find a new slave (Aries is always the master) this year, if you have not already. If you have BDSM gear, you will use it in the near future. If you don’t, it may be time to make an investment. Remember though, a firm touch and stern command can be exciting, but extreme pain isn’t a turn on for most so go easy on your slave.
Best potential slaves: Gemini, Leo, Scorpio, Sagittarius
TAURUS: April 20-May 20
Your sexual relationships may take on a grappling or even grasping quality this year. You will certainly be more ‘touchy-feely’ and those around you may wonder what has gotten into you. You may demand more attention than is usual for you, perhaps impinging on your lover’s desire to have a bit of time to his or herself. Don’t ask for more than a partner can give or begin to crowd into their space. If you want to have a year of plentiful skin-on-skin contact, be patient with yourself and your partner. Tease yourself and your partner and save the best touches for when you can’t take it any longer. Then learn the ability to fully let go and enjoy spontaneous orgasms.
Best people to touch: Cancer, Virgo, Scorpio, Capricorn, Pisces
GEMINI: May 21-June 20
This will be one hell of a year for you, depending on how you start it. Don‘t make the same resolutions you never kept in the past. Just think of one or two that you definitely will keep. Sex and romance will be rewarding if you let your intentions be known. You may not normally feel the need to control the direction of your sexual relationships as much as you typically do. You are often willing to lie back and be pleasured in more gentle and loving ways but unless a lover understands that, you may be mistaken for being indifferent or lazy. While you can take your time for languid sex, a slow and steady burn will keep both of you warm throughout the month, so don’t feel you don’t have to make any effort. A good dose of long, lingering ‘breakfast in bed’ type of sex each morning will keep both of you glowing throughout the day.
Best breakfast mates: Cancer, Virgo, Libra, Sagittarius, Pisces
CANCER: June 21-July 22
All doors are open to you this year - career, domestic and sex. Choose wisely and you will benefit forever. Sex, sex and more sex, are yours this year. When you want something, you want it and you want it right now, this very second. You may not see this as being demanding, but others certainly may. If something seems just out of reach, you may be willing to bend the rules just a bit in order to win. If someone new has appeared on the scene, you would bend over backwards (or forwards, sideways or diagonally) to grab and hold his or her interest, and perhaps even tell a fib or two to make yourself seem more attractive. However, once the flames of desire burn down and you have satisfied your frantic urges, how will you cover your tracks? It’s best to be straight up with whoever gets your juices flowing this year otherwise that dream you are reaching out for could evaporate just as quickly as he or she entered your line of vision.
People you shouldn’t fib to: Taurus, Leo, Virgo, Scorpio, Pisces
LEO: July 23-August 22
You are on the verge of something big. A member of the opposite sex is attracted to you, but you will be oblivious to the attention. Wake up and have some fun!
Someone seems to be teasing you with many promises but not coming up with the goods. You are used to being the tease so you will wonder how the tables have turned on you. If you can refrain from getting angry and storming out or letting go of something that has the potential to expand your body’s orgasmic knowledge, you may be able to tease and titillate in return. Instead of thinking “I must have this hot wench/young stud/sugar daddy/MILF NOW!!”, try to remember that if you are patient and play the game, you will have all of that and more in the very near future. This change in thinking will allow you to relax and enter into the fray without your claws bared. The small amount of teasing and tempting will only make the explosion that much more powerful when it finally happens.
People who will tease you right: Aries, Gemini, Libra, Sagittarius, Aquarius
VIRGO: Aug. 23-Sept. 22
Although you may be unaccustomed to doing so, use your charm on someone who attracts you sexually this year. You have needs that aren’t being met and you may not know how to ask for what you want. It would be easy if your lover could just read your mind (and you do often assume they can), but something is hindering this process this year. It may take a more physical approach! Shove your pelvis close to your partner’s mouth and slip a finger in your panties to pull the material aside or grab his or her hand and SHOW them exactly how to touch you in all the right spots. If you waste time being shy, you will find yourself increasingly frustrated, which could lead to arguments and even less sex. Take as much time as you need to expose your most tempting desires to your lover. The more time you spend fulfilling your urges, the more focused you will be on the work at hand.
People to shove your crotch into: Taurus, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Pisces
LIBRA: Sept. 23-Oct. 22
This year will require extra effort just to get ahead a little bit but keep your confidence as sometimes rewards don‘t always come straight after putting in the effort. Try some tact when pursuing an attractive member of the opposite sex and you will make it rewarding for the two of you. A nice warm scented bath scattered with rose petals could be just what you need to get you in the mood. You need romance, ego stroking, and someone to pamper you in every way possible this year. Confusion about what to do in your relationships may put quite a damper on your more physical urges for the time being, so explain to your lovers that you need a bit more time to get ready before engaging in extreme bedroom sports. Otherwise, you could hurt yourself and then you really won’t want to share your body! If your lover won’t feed your mind and stroke your body gently, then it may be better to play on your own for now. After all, there’s nothing better than sexy solo bathtime. Warm, water tickling all those sexy places. Oh yes!
Best bath mates: Taurus, Cancer, Virgo, Scorpio, Pisces
SCORPIO: Oct. 24 Nov. 22
This is the year to determine if you really want to improve your life or just talk about it. Take time to make New Year resolutions work. Good things don‘t just happen to you unless you make them happen. Entire weekends can be sexual if that is what you want. Having said that, it will be a slightly odd year for you as well. You will find yourself extremely excited and ready to pounce on just about anything that moves for a while and then, just as suddenly as your body switched into overdrive, it will switch right off again. It could be tricky if you were in the middle of ‘eating out’ and then you decide you are full and push the ‘food’ away. It could be even worse if you get dressed and walk out without saying a word! Don’t hurt others simply because you are feeling odd. Be as gentle and honest about your feelings as possible. You are confused and could easily pull others into that spiral with you. Some may find the topsy-turvy ride a thrill but some may not take this too kindly so be careful or you could find yourself caught up in more than a mental mind game.
Best people to be odd with: Other Scorpios
SAGITTARIUS: Nov. 22-Dec. 21
You may be thinking you have been ignored, but your efforts will be recognised and rewarded in kind as long as you are patient. Sex is yours for the taking this year, but health considerations should discourage too much of a good thing on the weekends. At times it may seem as if you are dragging your feet in the hot sex department. Although you think about making it happen, your body isn’t as excited as it usually is about sex. At times it may seem as if someone just picked up the remote control and hit the off button. Your lover may not be as understanding as you had hoped either, so try to rev up your drive with frequent short trips to places close to home that you can explore with a partner. You may enjoy a naughty session outside in wet grass or in a quiet alleyway in the city. It could be exciting to find new rendezvous places but make sure it’s private enough that you won’t be caught with your pants down!
Best people for outdoor sex: Taurus, Leo, Virgo, Libra, Aquarius
CAPRICORN: Dec. 22-Jan. 19
The resolutions you made for the New Year may already be faltering. Just stick to one or two and resolve again to keep them. Your social life could improve if you get out where the action is. Hot, tawdry sex with a stranger or even a quick frisk in a dark closet of a nightclub? You may be hot to trot for much of the month but your interest lies more in the quick, anonymous type of body grinding rather than romantic long-term lovemaking bliss. That being the case, why not get out of the house or office, and actually mingle with a bit wilder crowd than you are used to? If you are in an ongoing relationship, try a swingers club or plan an all night round of the strip clubs in your area. If your lover is of opposite sex, be fair and visit both male and female clubs! Some of you may decide to have some ‘on the side’, and that’s your prerogative. However, be warned that your secrets may not be quite as hidden as you think they are. Exposure is not only possible, but likely so be careful and be prepared.
Best people to party with: Taurus, Gemini, Leo, Virgo, Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Aquarius
AQUARIUS: Jan. 20-Feb. 18
Some people are just jealous of your optimism and good fortune. Don‘t put them down, but don‘t let them get you down. You will be getting offers for sex, love, marriage and just plain fun, all from an unexpected source. Keep those New Year resolutions for self-improvement in areas of health and education. Now where did you put that pack of vibrating condoms? Don’t tell me you’ve lost them again? Little wonder as your mind is skidding around up in the clouds for much of this year which could put a damper on actually scoring some booty. You may be thinking about sex quite a lot, but thinking may be just about all you do. Perhaps you are trying to work your way into a potential lovers pants and haven’t quite made it yet or perhaps your current partner looks a little worn and frazzled about the edges and you just wouldn’t feel right asking him or her to give you the excitement you are craving? Did you pull out double-ended dildo at a bad moment again? I am sure your lover will get over it in time so be patient, play with yourself, and when the time is right, all of those fantasies you are having will become oh so real.
Best people to share sex toys with: Gemini, Sagittarius, Pisces and Aries
PISCES: Feb. 19-March 20
Your foot could be in your mouth if you don‘t stop and consider the person you are speaking with. Give yourself an edge by listening and observing. Great fun is yours this year and you will find booty in the most unexpected places. This time of year usually includes resolutions that you may or may not keep. For your own self-esteem, keep the resolutions simple and then do them. You can make more at any time. Cooperation should be your keyword this week and next. Like a slippery sex toy lost in the bathtub, you may be just as difficult to catch this year. Someone may want to tie you up and pin you down, but you are more in the mood to be the dominant hunter in 2007. Your sexual activity will be your call and you won’t have anyone else telling you what to do or who to do it with, or how many you should do it with at any one moment. If you want to indulge yourself with two or three kinky partners, you will, whether together or separately. You can handle either situation now and with a finesse and sense of mystery that will have them all eager to come back for more.
Best sex mates to have all at once: Virgo and Scorpio
