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Being a perpetual bachelor does have its advantages, namely never having to wash your sheets or hide your porn...
RedHotPie Editor | May 19 2006
Avoiding ’Singlehood’
If you’ve left school behind and find yourself in the big scary world, you would’ve undoubtedly come to the realization that acquiring proximity with the opposite sex is nowhere as easy as picking a desk next to the hottest chick in class. The dating scene can be one of the most treacherous terrains for a single to negotiate, yet one we all have stumble through to get to the other side. As the years go by and your friends partner up, get married and have their 1.8 kids, you will increasingly find yourself cast as the black sheep – the lone single in your circle of friends. Then it is only a matter of time before you are invited to their couples’ dinner parties just for the novelty value as that exotic creature, the ‘single friend’. In a worst case scenario you could end up as one of those weird cat ladies, in a trailer, down by the lake.
DON’T LET IT COME TO THAT!!!
This is where RedHotPie can work for you. As an internet dating site, privacy is one of the major advantages over traditional dating. You shouldn’t be forced to endure stupid pick up lines or be singled out and made to feel like a leper for being ‘Single’. Thanks to the security of your RedHotPie profile – wherein you can pick between two ends of being anonymous or exercising your exhibitionistic tendencies. No one will know of your internet activity unless you want them to so and because it’s a lot less intimidating, you might approach others in ways you would never have dared to at the pub or clubs. You can present yourself as you want to be seen; highlighting your redeeming qualities you feel are often overlooked, and brushing over your less desirable features. Putting just a small but decent amount of thought and effort into your profile will be an investment that can and will pay back a 100 times over.
Added to this sense of freedom is the fact that you can arrange your dates for the upcoming weekend in the privacy of your own home. Never again will slight inconveniences such having a bad hair day, finding nothing in your wardrobe to wear or that pesky bout of agoraphobia stop you from finding eligible partners. It’s like online window shopping where you can cherry pick only the juiciest and ripest of fruit; making it possible to have your little black book bursting at the seams without ever having to put in the time or consuming leg work in seedy pubs or being setup on those awkward blind dates by concerned family members. I think we all know that feeling, and mum, if you’re reading this, please stop already.
These are just some of the advantages of online dating with RedHotPie. If you find yourself getting the hook up with your soulmate online, remember that you don’t have to stop enjoying the RedHotPie experience. Simply change your profile to ‘Couple’ and double the fun you can have with RedHotPie..
DON’T LET IT COME TO THAT!!!
This is where RedHotPie can work for you. As an internet dating site, privacy is one of the major advantages over traditional dating. You shouldn’t be forced to endure stupid pick up lines or be singled out and made to feel like a leper for being ‘Single’. Thanks to the security of your RedHotPie profile – wherein you can pick between two ends of being anonymous or exercising your exhibitionistic tendencies. No one will know of your internet activity unless you want them to so and because it’s a lot less intimidating, you might approach others in ways you would never have dared to at the pub or clubs. You can present yourself as you want to be seen; highlighting your redeeming qualities you feel are often overlooked, and brushing over your less desirable features. Putting just a small but decent amount of thought and effort into your profile will be an investment that can and will pay back a 100 times over.
Added to this sense of freedom is the fact that you can arrange your dates for the upcoming weekend in the privacy of your own home. Never again will slight inconveniences such having a bad hair day, finding nothing in your wardrobe to wear or that pesky bout of agoraphobia stop you from finding eligible partners. It’s like online window shopping where you can cherry pick only the juiciest and ripest of fruit; making it possible to have your little black book bursting at the seams without ever having to put in the time or consuming leg work in seedy pubs or being setup on those awkward blind dates by concerned family members. I think we all know that feeling, and mum, if you’re reading this, please stop already.
These are just some of the advantages of online dating with RedHotPie. If you find yourself getting the hook up with your soulmate online, remember that you don’t have to stop enjoying the RedHotPie experience. Simply change your profile to ‘Couple’ and double the fun you can have with RedHotPie..
