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Time for some humour
February 24 2017
Please add your best joke or quote.
Keep them short so the elderly can remember them
- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
7 years ago
Getting jealous of your dog who only lived 2 years in life and already has numerous kids lol i was like you mofo lol
Player hater lol
- Posted from rhpmobile
FredAndGinger2
7 years ago
Normal people go to work on Monday morning and lie about how great their weekend was, while a swinger goes to work on monday and lies about how uneventful their weekend was
- Posted from rhpmobileRHP User
7 years ago
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do
If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late.
Obi1kenietzsche
7 years ago
"I did not have sexual... 'relations'...with that woman!" 😏
Smilingwithfun
7 years ago
Love is blind but marriage is a real eye opener
RHP User
7 years ago
from another site. Under 'Other interests', lady's profile stated:
"i play the didgeridoo and love vibrational healing.
I have an amazing tibetan crystal singing bowel..."
Wouldn't that be a picture! LMAORHP User
7 years ago
I wonder if she can hold a tune?!
RHP User
4 years ago
How many Unicorn hunters does it take to change a light bulb?
Two and a third...
How many Fremantle Dockers does it take to change a light bulb?
Nobody knows, they only got to the top of the ladder once but didn't stay there long enough to get to the light bulb...
MsSuperFoxy
4 years ago
I swallowed so much of your DNA, that we now might be related. 🙊
Ms FoxyRHP User
4 years ago
Those puppies in a cage.
MsSuperFoxy
4 years ago
Sorry my puppies are cuter, then your baby in your profile pic!
😁🤣😎
Ms FoxyRHP User
4 years ago
That big black thing is a bit Fugly, but I couldn't care less when I'm riding it because I'm looking at the road in front of me.
Black Beauty, as I've just named it is a fucking beast to ride. 😈
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