Comments
RHP User
6 years ago
In no particular order
1. Very young guy fairly new to our lovely country was in for a harsh lesson 😉 Agreed to meet at his place, actually meet somewhere else and go to his place. Stupid me, I should have known, so of course the excuse came why we couldn't go to his place. So drove to find a spot for sex in the car. We found a spot semi hidden from traffic, got in the back, he leaned back, unzipped his pants, put his hand behind my head and went to push my head down 😂😂 haha I laugh about this now. He picked the wrong person to do that to. He copped my anger all the way back, lectured him about how he should treat women, just after a blow 'n go. The poor guy literally threw himself out of the car before we even stopped near a set of lights lmao 😂 but hopefully he was embarrassed enough to treat other women with more respect. Either way, I was very happy to see the back of him
2. Couple of attached guys who forgot to tell me they didn't kiss. Already talked about those, happy to see the back of both of them too
3. The guy who was almost female and neglected to tell me until his clothes were about to come off. Very awkward for me, I tried to continue but there were other things that turned me off
4. A guy who had been a gym junkie with pictures showing him like that. Took forever for him to arrive, waited half the night for him. Then he was really out of shape, following an injury apparently, and nervous, couldn't keep it up. Condoms kept coming off. I've never seen anyone that nervous, he was a mess. Much as I tried to get him to relax, wasn't going to happen. Terrible meet
5. RL random encounter, national forest in his pants lol omg 😱
Most have been great. I was lucky with most, especially given how active I was and how quickly I hooked up. Way more treasure than trash I have to say, although lately, fake/dodgy profiles have made me lose interestRHP User
6 years ago
Too many to list. Very similar experiences to I Touch actually.....but I guess most women have experienced these types of useless liars unfortunately.
RHP User
6 years ago
I find it quite sad really
Mine would be fake profile and pictures ect ect
She meets me and shes nothing like she looked on her profile
I dont go after looks its personality but lieing is a big no no
- Posted from rhpmobileRHP User
6 years ago
I had a woman who I had known for some time go after me quite aggressively at a party, insisted on coming back to mine. You would think that this would result in a night of raucous, bawdy, adventure in the land of the flesh - but no. This was where I first learnt of the term ''starfish''. I had to do everything, she made not one move or sound. I actually contemplated just stopping as it felt almost creepy. Then she wouldn't leave, lay in my bed and tried to get me to go again. Spent the wee hours of the morning trying to sleep with someone constantly grabbing my dick or tickling my thigh. I ended up fleeing my own flat ''to go to the markets'' just to get away from her. Sleep-deprived, hungover, doing the walk of shame down my street.
RHP User
6 years ago
But I don’t kiss and tell ....
- Posted from rhpmobileAnnieWhichway
6 years ago
A saints and sinners, went to an after party. Glass of champagne on arrival. Something was in it and really fucked me up.
Takes the temptation away from offers of free drinks from anyoneThe_Phoenix
6 years ago
In my younger days picked up a girl at the nightclub, had a great lead up, got home to her place. OMG. Stale starfish, quiet as a mouse, basically had her eyes closed too. I couldn't finish and she proceeded to suck her thumb and wouldn't talk. 🙄
I left in a hurry.
- Posted from rhpmobileRHP User
6 years ago
was my first time. He was very small and I had to ask if he was in 😊
Then again, probably would have scared the shit out of me if he'd been hung like a donkey 😂singlelady51
6 years ago
Met this really nice guy on here we communicated for weeks and then finally he came for a visit. He was well muscled and good looking but when it came to the bedroom his dick was as skinny as a hb pencil and well need I say that it was an embarrassing moment for all.
- Posted from rhpmobileRHP User
6 years ago
Quoting 'Bananaboy1976'
In my younger days picked up a girl at the nightclub, had a great lead up, got home to her place. OMG. Stale starfish, quiet as a mouse, basically had her eyes closed too. I couldn't finish and she proceeded to suck her thumb and wouldn't talk. 🙄
I left in a hurry.
- Posted from rhpmobile
That chick has some issues - sucking on her thumb? I could do some couch psychology and hazard a guess as to what screws were loose there. I feel kind of sorry for her, but you were right to beat a hasty retreat. I had the classic ''starfish'' as well (posted above) and I should have just stopped like you did.RHP User
6 years ago
Quoting 'singlelady51'
Met this really nice guy on here we communicated for weeks and then finally he came for a visit. He was well muscled and good looking but when it came to the bedroom his dick was as skinny as a hb pencil and well need I say that it was an embarrassing moment for all.
- Posted from rhpmobile
don't you just hate pencil dick guys!! Especially when they smell and taste of last night's curry as well - Yuck!RHP User
6 years ago
Omfg i cant stop laughing about last nights curry
- Posted from rhpmobileMischeviouslad
6 years ago
Two sides to every story?
Perhaps it was more along the lines of that movie "how to lose a man in 10 days"...
...... it was so bad for her that she wanted him out, and so she played starfish and sucked her thumb to get him the hell out of her house
And it worked
😂😜The_Phoenix
6 years ago
I do remember wondering if she may have had a fetish for something, you know, like murder.... 😂
I was freaked out!!
- Posted from rhpmobileRHP User
6 years ago
As I have learnt there are alot of wankers and false advertising on this site, I feel like it's my duty to throw in some free advice to all the girls, when you have the guy planning to see you for the first meet, first see pictures of him with his face & body showing and clear pictures of his knob to make sure he is decent, get him to Massage you for 20 minutes prior then eat you out for another 20, before sex begins. Tell him that this is your condition and if he doesn' like it and tell him you'll cancel the date, AND CANCEL!! That way you get pleasure and if he's a dog and doesn't live up to his standards, and is a dud root at least you got pleasure out of it. My way 💯❗️
- Posted from rhpmobileThe_Phoenix
6 years ago
Mischievouslad,
I'm laughing so hard. Nothing like a good sledge 👍
Well played sir
BB
- Posted from rhpmobileRHP User
6 years ago
😂😂 love it
RHP User
6 years ago
To Superhungbyzonly
Your reply to my polite message saying basically" hello would you like to chat" had me thinking you were a fake profile because I've never been called a wanker & told to fuck off with my little 7 incher for just saying hello?? It hurt for about 2 seconds until I focused in on that beautiful Jabba the hut like body you're trying to hide & hope to take my advice & stay from those stud farms, horses are intelligent animals & will smell you coming a mile away
Superbitchonly
- Posted from rhpmobileRHP User
6 years ago
Quoting 'Mischeviouslad'
Two sides to every story?
Perhaps it was more along the lines of that movie "how to lose a man in 10 days"...
...... it was so bad for her that she wanted him out, and so she played starfish and sucked her thumb to get him the hell out of her house
And it worked
You are more accurate than you realise. Unfortunately many of us have had to resort to "tactics" to rid ourselves of dud lovers who won't accept other hints or requests to leave.RHP User
6 years ago
Quoting 'SUPERHUNGbyzONLY'
As I have learnt there are alot of wankers and false advertising on this site, I feel like it's my duty to throw in some free advice to all the girls, when you have the guy planning to see you for the first meet, first see pictures of him with his face & body showing and clear pictures of his knob to make sure he is decent, get him to Massage you for 20 minutes prior then eat you out for another 20, before sex begins. Tell him that this is your condition and if he doesn' like it and tell him you'll cancel the date, AND CANCEL!! That way you get pleasure and if he's a dog and doesn't live up to his standards, and is a dud root at least you got pleasure out of it. My way 💯❗️
- Posted from rhpmobile
Great wording in your profile - love it !Hope it's working for you and that you're able to filter out the many fakes and duds because whilst "Not all guys are assholes" as one forum contributor states, the fact is there are SOOO many who are only on sex sites for their own selfish gain and who are too lazy put in the required time and effort to ensure a fabulous, sexy sexperience for all involved.Therefore I don't blame you one bit for laying down the law in you profile wording. Good for you !!(I completely gave up searching for suitable FWBs after way too many disappointments and way too much time wasted.I'm only on here to be entertained by the Forum now.Maybe I should steal your profile wording and try again, lol.Just kidding, I wouldn't do that. Prefer to be original)God, I love reading these threads!!RHP User
6 years ago
Looking for 9" and up? Me thinks some are not aware of just how big that is, and rare
Sorry just my musingsRHP User
6 years ago
I'm surprised you would send a message to a person with a profile like that! Eek!
RHP User
6 years ago
Quoting 'CandyDelicious'
I'm surprised you would send a message to a person with a profile like that! Eek!
...read your comment and understand how you could arrive at that thought.Profile is harsh however I don't disagree with it because with all the crap that's endured on here, you either become firmer and stricter or you give up meeting any newbies like I did.I now only have sex once or twice a month with a couple of long term, trusted fuck buddies who contacted me via another casual sex site.Thank goodness for them. They are delightful, never lied or misrepresented themselves & have never given me any worries.One came over yesterday as a matter of fact, oooohhhhh so good, he has a great cock which gave me muuuuuch pleasure.Would be nice if I could have sex more often but quality hands down beats quantity every time.And that's what SUPER is looking for. Top of the range quality.RHP User
6 years ago
Caught up with this lady. Nice enough and fairly attractive. She offered me her place to stay which I thought was strange given we had only just met. We are getting into in on the lounge. Then she jumps up and says, my pills! She rushes to the kitchen and takes a handful of pills. Then she comes back. She says, “you can do anything you like to me once these kick I’m and I won’t even know. So go crazy”. I went crazy alright, getting out of the house.
- Posted from rhpmobileRHP User
6 years ago
Quoting 'k3608NR'
Caught up with this lady. Nice enough and fairly attractive. She offered me her place to stay which I thought was strange given we had only just met. We are getting into in on the lounge. Then she jumps up and says, my pills! She rushes to the kitchen and takes a handful of pills. Then she comes back. She says, “you can do anything you like to me once these kick I’m and I won’t even know. So go crazy”. I went crazy alright, getting out of the house.
- Posted from rhpmobile
wise choice - getting out of the house.RHP User
6 years ago
I have to say that i have meet some really nice people on this site. i have never had a bad experience yet ...
- Posted from rhpmobileRHP User
5 years ago
I'm keen if any female would be keen to help break my 5n half yr drought
RHP User
5 years ago
Sum candi be great
RHP User
5 years ago
Love to meet you
RHP User
5 years ago
Met this lady, nice enough, fairly attractive. Had a few drinks she then told me "i suffer from extreme anxiety and depression and i take pills to go to sleep at night, and my son puts one in my mouth to wake me up in the morning, so in between that time, you can do anything you want to me - anything! Ahhhh not thanks, I'm pretty sure that's illegal.
RHP User
5 years ago
drink from cans and bottles that youve seen be opened too easy to get spiked
RHP User
5 years ago
drink from cans and bottles that youve seen be opened too easy to get spiked
RHP User
5 years ago
drink from cans and bottles that youve seen be opened too easy to get spiked
Mike_Stone
5 years ago
Late night booty call on a crappy app. I showed up to her house, shocked to see who answered the door. At first I thought an older sister or aunt maybe? Well yeah turned out to be the one I thought I was visiting (must've used very old photos on her profile page).
Long story short, after entering there was drug paraphernalia and rubbish on the floor with kitty litters so full that I smelt it from the front door, including a few whiffs of bong water and witnessing her swearing at her kids with foul language.
Whilst texting a close mate of mine "hey man, please call me and pretend like there's an emergency I need to get out of here", she had already had my cock in her mouth, and my mate didn't respond via text period.. It gets better... After feeling a weird scratch (I enjoy having my cock bitten but this felt different), I look down to see that she was re positioning her missing tooth which must've came out during her extremely persistent oral performance.
She was also very wired, racy and constantly stuttering and laughing before I'm even finishing my sentences. It was a mess and the next thing I knew I woke up, thinking it was still the same night but no... She had her windows boarded up not allowing any sunlight in. It was 12:30pm the next day and I was late for work. I'm not sick enough to erect under those particular circumstances lol so I guess maybe the mental exhaustion of putting up with this horrific visit/scene put me to sleep lol and still grateful I managed to get out of intercourse.
Friends of mine the next day were able to tell that I was disturbed lol. I guess lesson learnt, was to engage in conversations that require more than just pics lol. Still makes me cringe loll.MsSuperFoxy
5 years ago
@ unsafe situations/stories. I guess, when people are at their all-time lows and desperately want a root, they'll do anything and are so vulnerable.
Ms FoxyMischeviouslad
5 years ago
Mike.... I’m calling bullshit on that entire story
And if.... IF in letters thirty feet high.... if I’m wrong, which I doubt..... then the story says a hell of a lot more about you than the person you engaged with
You really should have stopped to think of the perceptions from others in sharing thatMike_Stone
5 years ago
Yeah was basically a late night random on a random app. If I'm wrong (Which I doubt) the actual Moral of the story basically depicts the issue which is pretty common today.
presenting yourself as your current 'you' in your dating profile is kind of common sense that it's wrong to do so when you're looking at a 10-15 age of difference am I wrong?.. Perhaps this could even be a heads up maybe? Not sure if you stopped to think of that one either? Interesting. Because I've definitely heard of much worse stories than that Pal lol.
Just trying out my first post in here was all.. Recently giving the whole RHP thing a crack as I'm still in my first week and enjoying it but yeah, cheers for the welcome. Seen more pleasant approaches before ay... Just shows who you are as a person ay?
Have the most utterly and most wonderful day you've ever had you deserve it!
Regards,
Mike.
P.s. You're an idiot.RHP User
5 years ago
Not so much worst but awkward.
He came over for dinner and mmf. Now I understand performance anxiety, but after he paid hubby all sorts of compliments, I did wonder who he was there for and why I was getting absolutely no response. He was very adamant he was bi not gay.
Needless to say not much eventuated between us and after an awkward 3sum sleepover, I figured what the hell, I'm going to get this guy off as a challenge. Halfway through said challenge, which was progressing quite well, he says stop! So I did. I asked him if he really wanted me to and he said no, so I continued.
He came and it was red rover all over.
Thankfully hubby didn't leave me wanting!
As he was leaving, he says would be good to catch up again! I don't think so 🙄
Other worst meets have been with false advertising (very clever pic taking), so now we always insist on meet before play.RHP User
5 years ago
Back in the day I used to do a lot of drugs. I mean a lot. What follows is the start of me "seeing the light", I just had to fall into the darkness first.
So I met up up with a couple for a pnp (party and play). Basically that's a nice way of saying I took an 8 ball to their place, l got them high and we fucked.
The sex wasn't bad but it was very rough and fast. She just wanted to be pumped until I blew my load, rinse (literally) and repeat.
This was all good, until the drugs ran out. The second the bag was empty and the pipe was cleaned, she picks up her phone in front of me and organised to meet two guys in a parking lot to fuck them for a half weight.
That's when I realised that my lifestyle was exploiting the addictions of others to satisfy myself. I went home and sat in silence for a very long time.
Drugs are bad mmmkay?RHP User
5 years ago
Surely enough to make you just turn around and walk away? Lesson learned maybe.
RHP User
4 years ago
None so far iv only met up with 12 men in last 2yrs and they all made me cum ...there were a couple that made me squirt but all were really good at fucking ;)
RHP User
4 years ago
Can someone please help me go about this successfully
RHP User
4 years ago
I think I’ve been lucky. However..... met 1, few years back, and ‘during’ he says “ is this good for you” to this day I do not know how I stopped myself saying ‘ I’m sorry , is it in!!!’
Need to look more closely in future. Very close....,
Boards
Forum help
Something related with that
Going somewhere & want to hook up?
Hasn't that topic been posted before?
RHP's popular dating tool
Where the heck did that topic go?
Discover what RHP is doing offline
RHP member's RL secrets
reply
like
report